Sports Lists

  • 9 Shameful Local Commercials Featuring Pro Athletes

    9 Shameful Local Commercials Featuring Pro Athletes

    One of the best things about sports is that provides opportunities for moments of greatness. There are hundreds of memorable game winning shots, passes, home runs and goals that are engrained into the public conscious and will be for years to come. However, there are also moments of shame that are also great. Striking out […]

  • 21 Great Moments in Sports-Related Cleavage

    21 Great Moments in Sports-Related Cleavage

    I’ve been sent on a mythical quest. I’m off to find the whitest of white whales: female athlete cleavage. When they’re not flat-chested, they’re often covered up by softball jerseys or basketball jerseys. So that allows tennis, volleyball, golf, and track to rise up and provide to us the skimpy outfits that give us a […]

  • The Breakfast of Champions: 15 Iconic (and, or Ironic) Wheaties Boxes

    The Breakfast of Champions: 15 Iconic (and, or Ironic) Wheaties Boxes

    “Better eat your Wheaties,” was once a common response to a child saying they wished to be a professional athlete. Originally, it was a marketing slogan, but it became a popular refrain, which must have put the Wheaties ad guys on cloud nine. Few products are so closely linked with champions (sorry, Buick) as Wheaties, […]

  • 16 Sexy Non-Playboy Covers Featuring Female Athletes

    16 Sexy Non-Playboy Covers Featuring Female Athletes

    When it comes to magazine modeling, Playboy used to occupy the top spot with their bunnies and cover girls. However, as we listen to the death rattles of print media, Playboy’s iron grip has loosened and “lad mags” like Maxim and FHM have gotten their foot in the door, offering hot girls aimed at a […]

  • 9 Reasons Why We Love Thanksgiving Day NFL Games

    9 Reasons Why We Love Thanksgiving Day NFL Games

    Asking most Americans why they love Thanksgiving Day football is like asking most humans why they are so fond of oxygen. It’s been with us so long that we take it for granted. We just know that one special Thursday in November would be really strange without it. Not content with that explanation? Here are […]

  • Unsportsmanlike Conduct: 9 Unexpected Attacks from Angry Athletes

    Unsportsmanlike Conduct: 9 Unexpected Attacks from Angry Athletes

    On Sunday, Oakland Raiders’ defensive end Richard Seymour gave an open-hand slap to Pittsburgh Steelers’ quarterback and accused rapist Ben Roethlisberger. While Seymour did what millions of Americans wish they could do, he was ejected from the game. After all, if we allowed every scumbag in professional sports to get slapped, there’d be no time […]

  • 9 Athletes with a Ridiculous Amount of Kids (Legitimate and Otherwise)

    9 Athletes with a Ridiculous Amount of Kids (Legitimate and Otherwise)

    Is it Father’s Day already? No. It’s not. But it’s always fun to talk about pro athletes knocking women up. So rather than have Xmas in November, let’s have Father’s Day in November and commemorate nine guys that just…well, there’s no way around it. These guys have a TON of kids. Some legit, most not. […]

  • You Ain’t Got No Alibi: 9 Ridiculous Cheerleading Scandals

    You Ain’t Got No Alibi: 9 Ridiculous Cheerleading Scandals

    In lines of work that breed depravity, “cheerleader” might be neck and neck with “athlete.” Both are entitled, receive special treatment for their genetic gifts, and are mired in competition and fast living. So it should be no surprise that scandals in the world of cheerleading are as regular as reports of steroid use in […]

  • The 19 Best Backsides in Women’s Sports (Pics)

    The 19 Best Backsides in Women’s Sports (Pics)

    UPDATE: Asses have only gotten more prominent (in every sense of that word) in the last three years, and far be it for us to ignore increased demand for athletically toned backsides. So in addition the the definitive ranking below, you’ll see a couple of bonus entries that you can slot in wherever you feel […]

  • 9 Most Hateable Teams in Pro Sports

    9 Most Hateable Teams in Pro Sports

    It’s fun to hate sports teams. We LOVE to hate sports teams. If there weren’t hateable teams out there, every game would be the equivalent of the Seattle Mariners versus the Sacramento Kings. No one would care. Sports consist of compelling stories, and every compelling story needs an antagonist. And no one is more antagonistic […]

  • Hello, Old Friend: 9 Sports Team Logos That Need to Be Brought Back

    Hello, Old Friend: 9 Sports Team Logos That Need to Be Brought Back

    This article is brought to you by pure, unbridled nostalgia. In an era of product licensing and incessant branding, teams have been eager to keep tweaking their logos, not to find the perfect identity, but to ensure that die hard fans invest in the most current gear, even if it simply introduces some shading around […]

  • Brought to You By: The 9 Lamest NASCAR Sponsors

    Brought to You By: The 9 Lamest NASCAR Sponsors

    In the world of sports, sponsorship is inherently lame. It reduces the efforts of the participants to figures and cheapens everything from the stadiums to the fields on which they play. But no one embraces the ethos of sponsorship quite like NASCAR. And they do not discriminate. Nothing is too tacky or inappropriate to slap […]

  • 9 Pro Athletes Who Served in the Military: A Veterans Day Tribute

    9 Pro Athletes Who Served in the Military: A Veterans Day Tribute

    No jokes or funny titles today, folks. The following is a list of some of the many professional athletes that before, after or during their careers, stepped away from the charmed life of an athlete to serve their country. Some in battle, some at home. The first nine are names you may know, the latter […]

  • 16 ‘Athletes’ Featured on the Cover of Playboy

    16 ‘Athletes’ Featured on the Cover of Playboy

    The archetypes of the female athlete’s body and the Playboy cover girl’s body don’t overlap much. The assets of a successful female athlete aren’t exactly the body parts that your typical Playboy reader would prize, so when an athlete fits the Playboy mold, it’s a pretty big deal. It doesn’t happen often, but it happens […]