Sports Lists

  • Cue the Ball Boy: 10 Classic Sports Porn Parodies

    Cue the Ball Boy: 10 Classic Sports Porn Parodies

    Some matches are made in heaven: peanut butter and chocolate, coffee and doughnuts, football and beer. After doing some cursory research for this piece, the worlds of sports and adult entertainment do not fall under this umbrella. In fact, the below instances are actually quite hilarious examples of the not-so-brilliant minds at the porn shops […]

  • 15 Most Atrocious Sports Logos That Ever Existed

    15 Most Atrocious Sports Logos That Ever Existed

    Designing or redesigning a team logo is a tightrope walk, as you want them to be captivating, but at the same time, as simple as possible to get the point across. The entries below run the gamut from simple to needlessly complex, with most entries running towards the latter. While there are tons of great […]

  • 10 Athletes Who Might Not Be Total Douchebags

    10 Athletes Who Might Not Be Total Douchebags

    How hard is it to find likable athletes? Harder than you would think. I’m sure there are many out there, but the best of the best usually end up making headlines off the field for all the wrong reason. To the players’ credit, the media and readers would seemingly rather read about a sex scandal […]

  • Maybe Next Year: The 9 Worst Sports Cities in America (To Visit)

    Maybe Next Year: The 9 Worst Sports Cities in America (To Visit)

    Without the sour, you can’t appreciate the sweet. Or some-such horseshit. Actually, I think we can all agree that our sports appetites would be just fine if these cities would know their role and just shut their mouths for a mad minute, as they’re not hanging banners and frankly, with a couple of exceptions, aren’t […]

  • Cross ‘Em Off the List: 11 Best Sports Cities (To Visit)

    Cross ‘Em Off the List: 11 Best Sports Cities (To Visit)

    If you’re traveling to a city for a sporting event, a great game will only get you so far. Watching your team trounce its rival is good for something, but before and after, there has to be a scene that further validates your trip in a way that athletic accomplishment can’t. Where’s the party? If […]

  • Jock and Awe: 30 Athletes Grabbing Their Junk

    Jock and Awe: 30 Athletes Grabbing Their Junk

    We’re feeling a little homoerotic here at Total Pro Sports (must be a weekday). In honor of our confusing yet titillating feelings, we’ve put together this compilation of athletes who were caught grabbing their junk (and sometimes other people’s junk). It’s not the classiest picture compilation we’ve ever put together, but hey, they can’t all […]

  • 10 Ridiculously Racist Remarks from Sports Personalities

    10 Ridiculously Racist Remarks from Sports Personalities

    UPDATE: Everyone still says stupid stuff. And unfortunately, the fog of racism is still thick over professional sports. The good news, though, is that there’s always plenty of material for a list like this, and we’re obliging the trend by including a couple of bonus entries to go along with the 10 old ones. Congratulations, […]

  • 20 Overzealous and Over The Top Celebrations (Videos)

    20 Overzealous and Over The Top Celebrations (Videos)

    Passions run high in sports, especially in moments of triumph, but at some point, you have to say “enough is enough.” You may be taken by the moment, but that doesn’t give you license to act like an escaped mental patient during your celebration. There is no better example of such misguided zeal than the […]

  • Uniform Malfunctions: 10 Awesome Athlete Camel Toes

    Uniform Malfunctions: 10 Awesome Athlete Camel Toes

    Women in sports are generally a little more “on display” than their male counterparts. For some reason, they seem to compete in every event in something that resembles a bathing suit, regardless of whether or not that activity requires actual swimming. And, due to both their apparel and their anatomy, unfortunate things can happen. Topping […]

  • So Close, Yet So Far: 25 of the Luckiest Male Cheerleaders Ever

    So Close, Yet So Far: 25 of the Luckiest Male Cheerleaders Ever

    Are male cheerleaders lucky? Most people would probably say “no”. They have an inferiority complex to the guys on the field, they are (presumably) relegated to “friend” status by the minxy little coeds that they might as well be neutered. Yes, they get to handle supple young coeds, but the action is so commonplace that […]

  • Battle Cries: The 9 Greatest College Fight Songs

    Battle Cries: The 9 Greatest College Fight Songs

    Whenever an argument breaks out over the virtues of pro football vs. the college game, one of the first cards to be played is the presence of college bands. Well, the bands wouldn’t amount to much if it wasn’t for the most proud of college traditions, the fight song. A fight song should inspire fear […]

  • 9 Cities That Deserve the Devil Rays More Than Tampa Bay

    9 Cities That Deserve the Devil Rays More Than Tampa Bay

    Two nights ago only 12,000 people turned out to see one of baseball’s best teams take the field with a chance to clinch a playoff spot. Last night they clinched in front of 17,000. The people of Tampa Bay should be ashamed of themselves, but they probably aren’t which is why they shouldn’t have a […]

  • Ready for Prime Time? 9 of the Best SNL Athlete Hosts

    Ready for Prime Time? 9 of the Best SNL Athlete Hosts

    In honor of the announcement that SNL is moving every SNL episode to Netflix this week, we at TPS decided to run through the collection of athletes good enough to host the late-night sketch show. While there have been more misses than hits with athletes, the low expectations set by putting jocks on stage can […]