Sports Lists

  • Got Any Wax?: The 9 Greatest Mustaches of the NFL

    Got Any Wax?: The 9 Greatest Mustaches of the NFL

    Dallas Clark, this one’s for you. Out with a hand/wrist injury for the remainder of the season, you deserve a 2010 send-off that commemorates not your accomplishments on the field, but rather your contributions to men’s grooming. These days, it’s a safe bet that 90% of the mustaches you see worn by public personalities are […]

  • Sweet October: The 9 Most Memorable World Series Moments

    Sweet October: The 9 Most Memorable World Series Moments

    Rather than consisting of a constant flow of players moving up and down a basketball court or hockey rink, baseball’s roots are situational, with the memorable moments being defined not so much by the actions themselves as they are by the anticipation of the moment and the moments leading up to it. This has long […]

  • I’m Not Sold: 9 Dumbest Fitness Product Infomercials

    I’m Not Sold: 9 Dumbest Fitness Product Infomercials

    It’s a bit of a mystery as to why late-night TV is so cluttered with fitness product infomercials. Clearly, the people up at 3 AM are unhappy with their life and may want to change many, many aspects of it, but I wouldn’t assume that fitness is the first place they would want to go. […]

  • 9 Greatest Spots for a Quickie in a Sports Stadium

    9 Greatest Spots for a Quickie in a Sports Stadium

    When things are going well, it never hurts to top off the situation with sex. Frankly, even when things are going miserably, it doesn’t hurt to dull the pain with sex. With the spectrum of emotions that live sports can summon, it stands to reason that you should be prepared to have sex whenever the […]

  • Wait…What? The 20 Funniest Sports Headlines

    Wait…What? The 20 Funniest Sports Headlines

    The sports world is rife with double entendre and pun opportunities, so it should come as no surprise that, intentionally or accidentally, print media can perhaps string some words together in a headline that might come across as a little…odd or unfortunate. Factor in headlines about a sex scandal and you’ve go the trappings of […]

  • The 9 Most Memorable In-Game Traditions (Videos)

    The 9 Most Memorable In-Game Traditions (Videos)

    In the old days, the only way to experience a special moment at a stadium was to be there. Well, that’s changed quickly. The internet age has enlightened tens of millions as to what goes on in big rivalry games. Is it tantamount to treason? God help us for the Beijing 2028 Olympiad where they […]

  • Defying Stereotypes (Sort of): 9 Athletes That Don’t Look Like Athletes

    Defying Stereotypes (Sort of): 9 Athletes That Don’t Look Like Athletes

    By their very nature, most athletes don’t stand out from one another. By and large, most are physical specimens with short hair and few remarkable characteristics otherwise. These guys aren’t image consultants, they’re athletes, so it stands to reason that most of their efforts are put towards their craft rather than towards maintaining a distinct […]

  • Happy 25th Anniversary: The 25 Best NES Sports Games

    Happy 25th Anniversary: The 25 Best NES Sports Games

    Yesterday, Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) turned 25, which makes everyone over 30 feel really, really old. Here at TPS, rather than rue the march of time, we have decided to embrace it with this list of the 25 best NES sports games. While modern games have rendered many of these titles unplayable due to their […]

  • Cue the Ball Boy: 10 Classic Sports Porn Parodies

    Cue the Ball Boy: 10 Classic Sports Porn Parodies

    Some matches are made in heaven: peanut butter and chocolate, coffee and doughnuts, football and beer. After doing some cursory research for this piece, the worlds of sports and adult entertainment do not fall under this umbrella. In fact, the below instances are actually quite hilarious examples of the not-so-brilliant minds at the porn shops […]

  • 15 Most Atrocious Sports Logos That Ever Existed

    15 Most Atrocious Sports Logos That Ever Existed

    Designing or redesigning a team logo is a tightrope walk, as you want them to be captivating, but at the same time, as simple as possible to get the point across. The entries below run the gamut from simple to needlessly complex, with most entries running towards the latter. While there are tons of great […]

  • 10 Athletes Who Might Not Be Total Douchebags

    10 Athletes Who Might Not Be Total Douchebags

    How hard is it to find likable athletes? Harder than you would think. I’m sure there are many out there, but the best of the best usually end up making headlines off the field for all the wrong reason. To the players’ credit, the media and readers would seemingly rather read about a sex scandal […]

  • Maybe Next Year: The 9 Worst Sports Cities in America (To Visit)

    Maybe Next Year: The 9 Worst Sports Cities in America (To Visit)

    Without the sour, you can’t appreciate the sweet. Or some-such horseshit. Actually, I think we can all agree that our sports appetites would be just fine if these cities would know their role and just shut their mouths for a mad minute, as they’re not hanging banners and frankly, with a couple of exceptions, aren’t […]

  • Cross ‘Em Off the List: 11 Best Sports Cities (To Visit)

    Cross ‘Em Off the List: 11 Best Sports Cities (To Visit)

    If you’re traveling to a city for a sporting event, a great game will only get you so far. Watching your team trounce its rival is good for something, but before and after, there has to be a scene that further validates your trip in a way that athletic accomplishment can’t. Where’s the party? If […]

  • Jock and Awe: 30 Athletes Grabbing Their Junk

    Jock and Awe: 30 Athletes Grabbing Their Junk

    We’re feeling a little homoerotic here at Total Pro Sports (must be a weekday). In honor of our confusing yet titillating feelings, we’ve put together this compilation of athletes who were caught grabbing their junk (and sometimes other people’s junk). It’s not the classiest picture compilation we’ve ever put together, but hey, they can’t all […]