Tennis

  • Balls And Breasts Flying At Madrid Masters

    Balls And Breasts Flying At Madrid Masters

    If you like tennis and love women, then you would probably enjoy the Madrid Masters.  The tournament decided to replace the dull ball boys with incredibly hot chicks in skimpy Hugo Boss outfits back in 2004 and has never looked back.  It is almost as good as watching Simona Halep‘s large breasts play a three-set […]

  • Fat Man Calls Serena Williams Overweight…F*cking Hypocrite!

    Fat Man Calls Serena Williams Overweight…F*cking Hypocrite!

    Total Pro Sports – Jason Whitlock is a large man who is currently writing for FoxSports.com.  He has been praised with the National Journalism Award for Commentary for “his ability to seamlessly integrate sports and social commentary and to challenge widely held assumptions along the racial divide.” Now he is seemingly challenging Serena Williams to […]

  • John Roddick Eats Booger, Watches Brother Andy Lose Heartbreaker

    John Roddick Eats Booger, Watches Brother Andy Lose Heartbreaker

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday’s men’s final at Wimbledon between Andy Roddick and Roger Federer was an instant classic.  A five-set thriller, which lasted 4 hours 16 minutes, was eventually won by Federer giving him the record for most career Grand Slams with 15. The fifth and final set lasted an astounding 30 games (16-14 […]

  • She Did It!  Simona Halep’s Breasts Are Gone!

    She Did It! Simona Halep’s Breasts Are Gone!

    Total Pro Sports – Well the fantasy is officially over.  The tennis world has lost two of its brightest upcoming stars.  The left and right breasts of Simona Halep. After the big breasted 17-year-old Romanian tennis player was discovered earlier this year within the sports blogging world, she would soon state her plans to reduce […]

  • Anna Kournikova Gets Into A Las Vegas Catfight

    Anna Kournikova Gets Into A Las Vegas Catfight

    Total Pro Sports – We aren’t sure if there was the usual tennis player grunting we have all become accustomed to, but a catfight which involved Anna Kournikova at a Las Vegas bar sure did have the expected clawing and scratching. Reports are indicating that former tennis (star?) hottie was involved in an altercation at […]

  • Michael Llorda Injury Forces Tommy Haas To Play Against The Ball Boy

    Michael Llorda Injury Forces Tommy Haas To Play Against The Ball Boy

    Total Pro Sports – Tommy Haas likely won himself a great deal of fans yesterday after his match against Michael Llorda at Wimbledon.  Looking to at least break a sweat, the German tennis player was in search of another opponent after Llorda was forced to retire, and found one.  A lucky young ball boy. Llorda […]

  • Tennis To Begin Penalizing Grunters

    Tennis To Begin Penalizing Grunters

    Total Pro Sports – It is one of the more unusual parts of the game.  Men and Women of the tennis world who feel the need to grunt at each swing of the racket.  Hockey players do not grunt when taking shots or delivering hits.  Baseball players don’t do it when pitching or hitting.  Basketball […]

  • Show Your Support For Simona Halep’s Breasts On Facebook

    Show Your Support For Simona Halep’s Breasts On Facebook

    Total Pro Sports – What better way to show your support for something than by creating a Facebook group.  So why should you join this group?  Because it is the only way to show your support for Simona Halep and her lovely breasts. The saga continues for this 17-year-old tennis star as her large breasts […]

  • Jimmy Jump Runs Onto Court As Roger Federer Wins French Open

    Jimmy Jump Runs Onto Court As Roger Federer Wins French Open

    Total Pro Sports – Today at Roland Garros was perhaps one of the biggest matches in Roger Federer’s career.  Playing in the French Open final for the fourth consecutive year, it would be his best chance to take home the only major tennis title which has eluded him.  With no Rafael Nadal to stop him […]

  • Interested In Buying A Date With Anna Kournikova?

    Interested In Buying A Date With Anna Kournikova?

    Total Pro Sports – Have you got a couple thousand dollars lying around your house and now you are just looking for something good to spend it on?  Well look no further. The Boys and Girls Clubs of America are auctioning off a tennis date with Anna Kournikova for their 2009 Be the Difference Auction.  […]

  • Alena Schurkova: “Simona Halep You Can Be A Champion With Big Boobs”

    Alena Schurkova: “Simona Halep You Can Be A Champion With Big Boobs”

    Total Pro Sports – In the continuing saga that is Simona Halep’s 34DD breasts, a possible savior may have just turned up in the nick of time.  That savior is none other than Alena Schurkova, the size 32E former volleyball star. The rising 17-year-old tennis star has received a lot of attention because of her […]

  • Michelle Larcher de Brito Is Tennis’ New Orgasmic Grunter

    Michelle Larcher de Brito Is Tennis’ New Orgasmic Grunter

    Total Pro Sports – There is likely no better way to sell the game of tennis to males than by having a female in a short skirt shriek and moan loud enough to be heard three courts over (well maybe just one better way: Simona Halep).  Sadly, that moaner is Michelle Larcher de Brito, a […]

  • Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction

    Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction

    Updates June 3/09 – *Alena Schurkova: “Simona Halep You Can Be A Champion With Big Boobs” Total Pro Sports – Many of us may have thought her previous threat to undergo breast reduction surgery would not fall through. Maybe she would realize how much those breasts meant to her fans. Perhaps she would understand that […]

  • Simona Halep Likely To Have Breast Reduction

    Simona Halep Likely To Have Breast Reduction

    Updates June 3/09 – *Alena Schurkova: “Simona Halep You Can Be A Champion With Big Boobs” May 28/09 – *Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction* Total Pro Sports – It is a sad day in woman’s tennis.  Roughly one month after TPS brought you the rising star of the WTA, Simona Halep, we […]