NBA

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 3/18/09 – Yao Ming

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 3/18/09 – Yao Ming

    Total Pro Sports – The Houston Rockets needed 2 extra quarters to beat the Detroit Pistons 106-101 on Wednesday night. The Rockets were lead by their big man Yao Ming who played 45 minutes, added 31 points, 15 rebounds and 2 assists in the win.  With these number, Yao Ming is “The Stat Line Of […]

  • The Newest Raptors Sensation Pops Mensah-Bonsu

    The Newest Raptors Sensation Pops Mensah-Bonsu

    Total Pro Sports – We would like to introduce the newest Toronto Raptors sensation Pops Mensah-Bonsu.  Pops signed with the squad on March 6th. In his 4th game as a Raptor Pops Mensah-Bonsu scored 21 points, added 8 rebounds in 22 minutes and did all of this off the bench against the Pacers on Sunday.

  • Smush Parker says “Playing With The Lakers Was Overrated”

    Smush Parker says “Playing With The Lakers Was Overrated”

    Total Pro Sports – Yes, that’s right Smush Parker says “Playing With The Lakers Was Overrated”. Who is Smush Parker again???????? The Los Angeles Lakers problems start with Kobe Bryant and end with Kobe Bryant! said Smush Parker. A guy who is not even playing in the NBA right now is yapping his mouth.  It’s […]

  • Dwyane Wade Fired By High Schools

    Dwyane Wade Fired By High Schools

    Total Pro Sports – Officially on Friday March the 13th Dwyane Wade was fired from his endorsement contract that was named after him “Dwyane Wade High Schools” and catered to high school dropouts.  CEO of Mavericks in Education Mark Thimmig said that Wade did not fulfill his obligations to his schools and appearances in various […]

  • Chris Bosh Plays The Weatherman On CTV

    Chris Bosh Plays The Weatherman On CTV

    Total Pro Sports – Chris Bosh of the Toronto Raptors was offered and accepted the chance to play the weatherman on Toronto’s news station CTV on Thursday.  He was offered the spot because longtime weatherman Dave Devall announced his retirement.  The station has been slotting in celebrities ever since,

  • Why Dwyane Wade Should Be MVP

    Why Dwyane Wade Should Be MVP

    Total Pro Sports- I know it has been a while since I have posted here on TPS, but school had taken over my life for a short while, but now with things under control, hopefully I’ll be back. My first article is going to follow up on one of the very first articles I wrote […]

  • Rafer Alston Likes Eating Popcorn During The Game

    Rafer Alston Likes Eating Popcorn During The Game

    Total Pro Sports – Last night the Orlando Magic clinched a playoff spot after beating the Chicago Bulls 107-79. “Tony Battie had 18 points and eight rebounds, and the Orlando Magic got a big boost from the bench to clinch a playoff spot with a 107-79 win over the Chicago Bulls on Wednesday night.  J.J. […]

  • NBA Power Rankings: Week 15

    NBA Power Rankings: Week 15

    Ending March 11th Total Pro Sports – What a Disaster!! Oh the Carnage!! Oh the Humanity!!!  I doubt that there has never been a case like this in the TPS NBA Power Rankings.  As a result of their five-game losing streak and their dwindling chances to attain a playoff berth all but gone, the Suns […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 3/11/09 – Joe Johnson

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 3/11/09 – Joe Johnson

    Total Pro Sports – The Utah Jazz looked to stay unbeaten and keep their winning streak alive when they traveled into Atlanta to take on the Hawks.  Unfortunately the Utah Jazz’ 12 game winning streak was halted in Atlanta on Wednesday night, as the Jazz lost 100-93.

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 3/9/09 – Dwyane Wade

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 3/9/09 – Dwyane Wade

    Total Pro Sports -  The Miami Heat beat the Chicago Bulls 130-127 in a double over time thriller.  Lead by their All Star Dwyane Wade who scored 46 points, 4 rebounds, 12 assists in 50 minutes and made 15 of 21 field goals for a scorching 71%, ultimately making him “The Stat Line Of The […]

  • LeBron James Farts Are Silent But Deadly

    LeBron James Farts Are Silent But Deadly

    Total Pro Sports – Yes, even professional athletes like to drop a little gas while they are working.  A common thing at the workplace, how many times have you farted or wanted to fart at work????

  • Shawn Marion: A Good Move In More Ways Than One

    Shawn Marion: A Good Move In More Ways Than One

    Total Pro Sports – At the beginning of this year, I thought how Chris Bosh and Jermaine O’Neal could form a version somewhat like that of the twin towers in San Antonio, when the “Admiral” David Robinson and Tim Duncan dominated down low for quite a few years. As a writer it is often hard […]