NBA

  • Mascot Eats Cheerleader (Trust Me, Just Watch)

    Mascot Eats Cheerleader (Trust Me, Just Watch)

    Life as a mascot for a professional sports team can be quite nice at times.  After all, who wouldn’t want to spend several hours a day practicing with the cheerleaders.  And if you are good enough, you may even get to throw a dry-hump, or two, in there as well. As for the Toronto Raptors […]

  • Steve Nash Is The Most Ridiculous Man In The World

    Steve Nash Is The Most Ridiculous Man In The World

    Whether he is directing a remake of Avatar on the Suns’ team plane, or playing some undercover ball in Beijing, it is easy to see why Steve Nash may in fact be the most ridiculous man in the world.  That is why he is the perfect man for the new Vitamin Water XXX commercial. The […]

  • Cavs Zydrunas Ilgauskas is a MVPuppet with Lebron (Video)

    Cavs Zydrunas Ilgauskas is a MVPuppet with Lebron (Video)

    You have Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, and Dwight Howard as the existing muppets in Nike’s muppet series of commercials.  Who’s the likeliest candidate to bring in to the mix next? Zydrunas Ilgauskas? Probably the least likeliest, but he’s indeed been entered into the cast of the Nike MVPuppets.  In this clip, Lebron appears to be […]

  • Charles Barkley In “Taco Bell Rocks” Commercial

    Charles Barkley In “Taco Bell Rocks” Commercial

    With the Super Bowl one day behind us, many are still talking about the impressive performance put on by Drew Brees and his New Orleans Saints, but many more will be talking about the commercials that flooded our televisions throughout the entire evening. We expect Charles Barkley‘s Dr. Seuss-like rendition of “Taco Bell Rocks” to […]

  • LeBron James and Dwight Howard McDonald’s Commercial

    LeBron James and Dwight Howard McDonald’s Commercial

    Back in the day, Larry Bird and Michael Jordan went head to head for a Big Mac and fries. The acts of chomping down on Micky D’s and playing sports are polar opposites, but who cares — the commercial was “nothin’ but net.” We never even find out who won because neither Air Jordan or […]

  • LeBron James Teases Us With A Crazy Practice Dunk (Video)

    LeBron James Teases Us With A Crazy Practice Dunk (Video)

    It has become apparent by now that LeBron James will not be taking part in the upcoming NBA Slam Dunk Competition on All-Star Weekend in Dallas, Texas.  This news comes in light of the fact that James did tell us all last year on national television that he would take part in this year’s event.  […]

  • Raptors Show Fans Appreciation With Vanilla Ice Halftime Show

    Raptors Show Fans Appreciation With Vanilla Ice Halftime Show

    I guess nothing says “We appreciate you” quite like a Vanilla Ice halftime show.  At least that had to be the train of thought behind the Raptors organization’s decision to wheel out the popular early 90s white rapper during last night’s game at the Air Canada Center. Yes, that was their gift to the fans […]

  • Steve Nash and the Suns Remake ‘Avatar’ (Video)

    Steve Nash and the Suns Remake ‘Avatar’ (Video)

    How do you know when the whole “Avatar” thing is getting a bit out of hand? When MVP point guards start making short movies about it on team flights. Yep, Steve Nash really, really likes “Avatar”. I’m guessing that Robin Lopez doesn’t care much for “Avatar” anymore. Is he the better Lopez? I forget. Of […]

  • Hedo Turkoglu Thinks it’s Just The Ball (Video)

    Hedo Turkoglu Thinks it’s Just The Ball (Video)

    When Toronto signed Hedo Turkoglu over the summer they were expecting big things.  He was coming off two of his best seasons in the league (roughly 18 points per game) and coming to a Raptors team that needed someone to complement Chris Bosh.  At the very least, Turkoglu was supposed to put up similar numbers […]

  • Greg Oden Is Sorry You Had To See His Elephant Trunk

    Greg Oden Is Sorry You Had To See His Elephant Trunk

    In case you have missed it, Portland Trail Blazers’ center Greg Oden has been making some noise in the media over the past couple of days, and he hasn’t even played a game since December 5, 2009. That is hardly ever a good thing, It surely is not in Oden’s case. It began when the […]

  • Greg Oden Wants to Give You the Short Version of the Story

    Greg Oden Wants to Give You the Short Version of the Story

    Yes, everybody loves them some funny t-shirts — even Greg Oden of the Portland Trail Blazers.   Here’s a photo of Oden donning a “Long Story Short, I F*cked her” t-shirt, apparently taken on New Year’s Eve.   The photo was discovered on Facebook. Oden, just 22-years old now, is quickly becoming a fan-favorite amongst […]

  • ‘Big Baby’ Davis Fined for Yelling Obscenity at Fan (Video)

    ‘Big Baby’ Davis Fined for Yelling Obscenity at Fan (Video)

    Glen Davis lived up to his moniker “Big Baby” on Wednesday night in Boston’s game against the Detroit Pistons at The Palace of Auburn Hills.  Throughout the course of the game a Detroit fan berated him with insults, mostly ‘fat boy’ and ‘chubs,’ and finally it got to Big Baby’s big ol’ rabbit ears and […]

  • Kobe and Brandi Prom Picture Selling on Craigslist

    Kobe and Brandi Prom Picture Selling on Craigslist

    There’s quality paraphernalia and there’s pointless pictures.  A picture of Kobe Bryant with his high school prom date, who just happens to be Brandi, definitely falls under the latter. Some guy in Philadelphia is selling an original prom picture of Kobe Bryant and Bryant’s date for a minimum of $3,000 on Craigslist, with the best offer […]

  • Shawn Kemp Reigns Photo Ops

    Shawn Kemp Reigns Photo Ops

    If you’re at a trendy little bar in Seattle with your friends and you want to take some classy pictures, you will probably want to ask Shawn Kemp to stay out of the photos, or at least want to ask him to take them for you instead of joining in.   Otherwise, it could get […]

  • Felony Not Funny; Gilbert Arenas Reaches Guilty Plea Deal

    Felony Not Funny; Gilbert Arenas Reaches Guilty Plea Deal

    If there’s ever been a more bizarre NBA story in recent memory, I don’t know what it is.  The evolution of the Gilbert Arenas gun story was almost as ridiculous as the story itself.  What started as a random NBA investigation into Arenas having guns in the locker room, simply because he didn’t want them […]