NFL

  • Vikings Backpeddle, Suspend Adrian Peterson Indefinitely

    Vikings Backpeddle, Suspend Adrian Peterson Indefinitely

    The Minnesota Vikings have decided to suspend Adrian Peterson. That’s right, again. And this time, they vow he will stay suspended until the child abuse scandal in which he is currently embroiled is completely resolved. This is quite a surprising turnaround. It was just five days ago that Peterson was indicted in Texas on a […]

  • #NFLMusicians Is What Happens When You Mash Football and Pop Music Together

    #NFLMusicians Is What Happens When You Mash Football and Pop Music Together

    Earlier this summer, the hashtags #NBAmusicians and #NBAsitcoms took social media by storm. What was it all about? Well, it was pretty simple, really. The #NBAmusicians tag was applied to posts containing puns that combined NBA players and musicians (e.g. Rich Barry White), while the #NBAsitcoms tag was applied to posts containing puns that combined […]

  • CoverGirl Responds to Controversial Photoshopped CoverGirl NFL Ad (Pics)

    CoverGirl Responds to Controversial Photoshopped CoverGirl NFL Ad (Pics)

    Late last week, before we all forgot about the NFL’s domestic violence problem and started focusing on its child abuse problem, a very shocking photoshopped CoverGirl NFL ad depicting a model with a black eye vent viral. CoverGirl, you see, is the “official beauty sponsor of the NFL,” meaning they pay the league a ton […]

  • Canadian Football Goal Posts Aren’t In the Best Location (Video)

    Canadian Football Goal Posts Aren’t In the Best Location (Video)

    For those of you who are like, “I think Canadian football goal posts are situated very safely and unobtrusively on the field,” I would like to offer a rebuttal: They aren’t. While you’re busy collecting evidence to support your argument, allow me to share some to support mine. This video, for example. In it, a Canadian […]

  • Darren Sproles Unstoppable in Eagles’ Huge Comeback Win Over Colts (Videos)

    Darren Sproles Unstoppable in Eagles’ Huge Comeback Win Over Colts (Videos)

    They’re just two games into the 2014 season, and the high-octane Chip Kelly offense definitely needs a little fine tuning. But so far Darren Sproles is starting to look like a pretty good pickup for the Philadelphia Eagles. Last night the second string “running back” was pretty much unstoppable, sparking Philly to a thrilling comeback […]

  • Angry Peyton Manning Targets Julius Thomas This Time Around (Video)

    Angry Peyton Manning Targets Julius Thomas This Time Around (Video)

    Angry Peyton Manning is making more and more appearances as the Denver Broncos QB gets further and further into his career. While some players get calmer with age, we’ve always had the feeling that Peyton Manning has a compulsion for more titles, and with the Super Bowl loss last year, that window might be getting […]

  • Adrian Peterson Reinstated by Minnesota Vikings for Week 3

    Adrian Peterson Reinstated by Minnesota Vikings for Week 3

    After realizing that they would like to have their elite running back playing for them, the Minnesota Vikings had Adrian Peterson reinstated for week 3. This is following a controversy regarding Peterson’s arrest for abusing his child in what’s believed to be a case of discipline run amok. The team had Adrian Peterson reinstated after […]

  • The Von Miller Elvis Dance Makes It Hard Not to Root for Him (Video)

    The Von Miller Elvis Dance Makes It Hard Not to Root for Him (Video)

    Von Miller Elvis Dance? Von Miller Elvis Dance. Why? Because he got a sack. But also because the universe is a beautiful place, and even amid the controversy and shittiness that has plaqued the NFL and sports this week, we can still get the tremendous mix of comedy and beauty that is this celebration. Is […]

  • James Jones Fumbles Twice in One Play, Because He’s a Raider (Tweet and GIF)

    James Jones Fumbles Twice in One Play, Because He’s a Raider (Tweet and GIF)

    A James Jones fumble isn’t the rarest thing in the world. A James Jones fumble twice in one game isn’t even that rare. But twice in the SAME PLAY? That’s some quintessentially Raiders luck/skill right there. That’s exactly what happened as the Raiders played the Houston Texans and demonstrated just how wayward the Oakland Raiders […]

  • Willie Young Fishing Celebration Was a Highlight of the Bears Game (Video)

    Willie Young Fishing Celebration Was a Highlight of the Bears Game (Video)

    Last night’s Chicago Bears game gave us a big upset, but it also gave us Willie Young fishing. Or rather, Willie Young fake fishing in celebration. Who in their right mind celebrates something by pretending to fish? Probably world-class fisherman. And Willie Young. After knocking down Colin Kaepernick for a sack, fans in person and on […]

  • J.J. Watt Touchdown Reception Fuels Texans Victory? Sure, Why Not (Video)

    J.J. Watt Touchdown Reception Fuels Texans Victory? Sure, Why Not (Video)

    The Houston Texans just gave J.J. Watt a record-breaking $100 million contract extension because he’s really good at preventing touchdowns. Now, apparently, he scores them, too. On Sunday against the Oakland Raiders, the Texans took a 27-0 lead into the fourth quarter, then held on for a 30-14 win. And it was a J.J. Watt […]

  • Ray Rice Appealing Suspension on Grounds He Told the League the Truth

    Ray Rice Appealing Suspension on Grounds He Told the League the Truth

    Ray Rice hasn’t said very much since the video of him punching his wife emerged last Monday. And that’s probably a good thing, since most people don’t really want to hear a guy make excuses for why he beat his wife. Today, however, Rice will have something substantial to say. Because word is he will […]