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  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 10

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 10

    Best keep a low profile if you’re an NFL calibre running back right now, because the season reaper is out and hunting for victims. First to crock himself Sunday was The Burner Turner who torched his way to 111 yards on 9 touches before a right ankle sprain forced him out of Atlanta’s faltering offense […]

  • Titans Owner Bud Adams Fires Off A Two-Fingered Celebratory Salute

    Titans Owner Bud Adams Fires Off A Two-Fingered Celebratory Salute

    In the current NFL, commissioner Roger Goodell may seem like the Czar of anti-fun, but there are still plenty of great ways for both players and fans to celebrate touchdowns and victories.  Chad Ochocinco, for example, prefers the intrusive visiting player Lambeau Leap, which is likely to be met with some unexpected gestures from angry […]

  • The Dangers Of Indoor Fireworks – Patriots vs. Colts

    The Dangers Of Indoor Fireworks – Patriots vs. Colts

    There were plenty of fireworks going off at Lucas Oil Stadium as the New England Patriots were in town to visit the undefeated Indianapolis Colts on Sunday Night.  While the 35-34 air show put on by Tom Brady and Peyton Manning may have been great for many fantasy owners (and bad for many others), it […]

  • TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 10

    TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 10

    It took us half of the season, but I think it is safe to say we may finally have things under control after our second consecutive 3-1 week.  The Green Bay Packers were an enormous disappointment, losing the game outright to a lowly Bucs team, but not even that was enough to dampen our spirits […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Creates New NFL Rules

    Chad Ochocinco Creates New NFL Rules

    Chad Ochocinco has always been a source of funny quotes, great touchdown celebrations, and all-around clowning.  He also was an excellent NFL wide receiver.  Until last season that is, where he had a terrible season.  While he was moping about that, he stayed away from the spotlight much more than in prior seasons. Thankfully for […]

  • Jared Allen Loves Mullets and Extra Mayo

    Jared Allen Loves Mullets and Extra Mayo

    Jared Allen is not the most likable guy in the NFL, but you can’t argue with the results he’s getting on the field.  As a crucial part of a great Vikings defense this season, he already has 10.5 sacks and 3 forced fumbles through only 8 games and doesn’t seem to be slowing down.  So […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 9

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 9

    The NFL rulebook isn’t revisionist. You can’t change it on a whim, so you may as well learn it. That would of been a novel idea for some teams in week 9, or as it’s better known ‘the week of the flag’; Sunday boasted a Falcon/Redskin melee, a Tommie Harris ejection and multiple teams penalty-ing […]

  • Unfortunately For This Raiders Fan, Tattoos Are Forever

    Unfortunately For This Raiders Fan, Tattoos Are Forever

    Either this guy got a Raiders symbol tattooed on the back of his head earlier in the decade during the promising Rich Ganon and Tim Brown years, or he is pleased to support the modern day embarrassment that is the 2009 Oakland Raiders and their abusive bench boss Tom Cable. Either way, it seems like […]

  • Lawrence Taylor Arrested For Hit And Run (Bloodshot Eyed Mugshot Included)

    Lawrence Taylor Arrested For Hit And Run (Bloodshot Eyed Mugshot Included)

    During his NFL career, you could always find Lawrence Taylor present at the scene of a big on-field collision.  Now that the former New York Giants linebacker is retired, the collisions continue to come, but you shouldn’t expect to find him sticking around for too long. Taylor was arrested Sunday night after leaving the scene […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Attempts to Bribe Ref With a Dollar Bill (Video)

    Chad Ochocinco Attempts to Bribe Ref With a Dollar Bill (Video)

    One thing we have learned through the first half of this NFL season is that there’s always something interesting to be seen when the cameras are on Chad Ochocinco. Last time it was a fan in the stands giving a one-fingered salute to eighty-five as he performed the Lambeau Leap in Green Bay. This time […]

  • TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 9

    TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 9

    Finally it happened!  We had the breakout week we were looking for as our picks were an impressive 3-1 during week 8.  Had the Cardinals not tanked against the Panthers in an unexpected turn of events, we would have made it a clean sweep, but I guess you can’t have it all.  We were, however, […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 8

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 8

    However tempting it was to copy and paste the word Favre for the next 50 words I – brace yourself mainstream press – thought that other things went on between the end of week 7 and now, the bombshell aftermath of week 8. Okay, bombshell aftermath is a little strong but there are some teams […]

  • Gus Johnson: “He’s Got Getting Away From Cop Speed”

    Gus Johnson: “He’s Got Getting Away From Cop Speed”

    He was there in week one when Brandon Stokley made an unbelievable play in the dying moments to help his Denver Broncos pull off the unthinkable against the Cincinnati Bengals.  He was there in week two when Chris Johnson ran wild on the Houston Texans’ defense.  There seems to be something abut Gus Johnson that […]

  • Fantasy Football: TPS Monday Afternoon Quarterback (Week 8)

    Fantasy Football: TPS Monday Afternoon Quarterback (Week 8)

    And then there was two.  Yes, that is correct.  Another team has fallen from the undefeated ranks in the NFL.  This time it was the Denver Broncos turn as they ran into a tough Baltimore Ravens team who were also coming off a bye week and were desperate for a win.  The Indianapolis Colts looked […]

  • TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 8

    TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 8

    Total Pro Sports – Things looked great for a while.  It seemed like we were about to embark upon that much needed 4-0 week.  The Colts were in the process of slaughtering the Rams and easily covering the large 13-point spread, and the Bills and Panthers were being their usual selves, struggling to put points […]