NFL

  • Gronk on Wells Report: You Can Deflate Deez Nuts! (Video)

    Gronk on Wells Report: You Can Deflate Deez Nuts! (Video)

    Earlier I claimed that the text message exchange between Jim NcNally and John Jastremski was the best thing to come from the Wells Report, which was released earlier today. It still is, but this comment on the report from Rob Gronkowski, which he released via Bleacher Report’s Uninterrupted, is a close second: As Gronk mentions […]

  • DeflateGate: Pats Employees Blast Tom Brady In Hilarious Text Exchange

    DeflateGate: Pats Employees Blast Tom Brady In Hilarious Text Exchange

    The Wells Report was finally released earlier today and as it turns out, two New England Patriots employees were responsible for deflating the balls being used by the Pats’ offense during their AFC Championship victory over the Indianapolis Colts. It was also revealed that Tom Brady likely knew all about it, and he was probably […]

  • Wells Report Released: Pats Employees Likely Deflated Balls

    Wells Report Released: Pats Employees Likely Deflated Balls

    Remember DeflateGate?  You probably forgot about the accusations levied against the New England Patriots for delfating footballs during their AFC Championship Game around a week or two after they won the Super Bowl in early February.  But President Obama was kind enough to remind us all about it during the Pats’ visit to the White […]

  • Sen’Derrick Marks Takes Cancer-Stricken Girl to Prom (Pics, Video, and Tweet)

    Sen’Derrick Marks Takes Cancer-Stricken Girl to Prom (Pics, Video, and Tweet)

    There’s no question that what Jacksonville Jaguar Sen’Derrick Marks did by taking 18 year-old Khameyea Jennings to her prom was a wonderful gesture that I’m sure made her year. However, there are a few trailing questions I have about the arrangement. Namely, since when do professional football players get to invite teenagers to their own proms? […]

  • Gronk and Brady are at the Derby, Welker Sits This One Out (Pic)

    Gronk and Brady are at the Derby, Welker Sits This One Out (Pic)

    After a very eventful Kentucky Derby last year, with Tom Brady looking dapper while Wes Welker milled about high on molly, Gronk and Brady both made an appearance this year. I mean, who needs club drugs when you have Gronk? Gronk’s pretty much his own, legal club drug. We can call it YoSoyFiesta. It makes […]

  • Jim Kelly Receives Standing Ovation at NFL Draft (Video)

    Jim Kelly Receives Standing Ovation at NFL Draft (Video)

    There may not be as many big name prospects coming off the board during the second round of the NFL Draft as there was in the first, but what Friday’s 2nd round may lack in big name prospects, it surely made up for with big name alums. Among the big name alums to make their […]

  • Ickey Woods Shuffles During NFL Draft (Video)

    Ickey Woods Shuffles During NFL Draft (Video)

    The second round of the 2015 NFL Draft is in the books.  Which team had the most impressive showing during Friday’s opening 32 picks? My vote goes to the Cincinnati Bengals.  Not only did they steal Oregon offensive tackle Jake Fisher (a player who many had going in the first round) with the 53rd overall […]

  • Nice Guy Russell Wilson Upgrades Soldier to First Class (Tweets)

    Nice Guy Russell Wilson Upgrades Soldier to First Class (Tweets)

    Damnit Russell Wilson, how the hell am I supposed to hate the effing Seahawks when you’re going around being a totally awesome dude? On Thursday, Wilson was on an Alaska Airlines flight bound for Seattle, and on that flight he met a United State Army soldier named Kane Bernas. So what did Wilson do? He […]

  • The 49ers Unveil Alternate Black (Really Black) Uniforms (Pics)

    The 49ers Unveil Alternate Black (Really Black) Uniforms (Pics)

    The 49ers, in a bit of a rebuilding process after having enjoyed a glimmer of greatness the past few seasons, have gone to the old standby, the “alternate” uniform. Done more for merch sales than an actual aesthetic identity for the team, the alternate uniforms normally go in a drastically different direction, and this almost […]

  • Hey! Jameis Winston Had Crab Legs at His Draft Party! (Pics)

    Hey! Jameis Winston Had Crab Legs at His Draft Party! (Pics)

    Jameis Winston was able to brush all his character issues to the side as he got scooped up in the #1 spot by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during last night’s NFL draft. It wasn’t expected to be much of a contest, but it must still be a relief for the QB to learn that his countless […]

  • Todd Gurley’s Girlfriend Won the 2015 NFL Draft (Video + Pics)

    Todd Gurley’s Girlfriend Won the 2015 NFL Draft (Video + Pics)

    Please enable Javascript to watch this video The first round of the 2015 NFL Draft got off to a bit of a boring start. The Bucs took Jameis Winston with the first overall pick, as expected. Then, after leading everyone on, making us think they were going to pull a blockbuster trade for their No. […]

  • Roger Goodell Mispronounces “Marcus Mariota” (Video)

    Roger Goodell Mispronounces “Marcus Mariota” (Video)

    Need someone to screw something up for you?  Sounds like a job for NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who has proven himself quite capable in the area of f*cking sh*t up.  He’s done it on several occasions in the past and he was at it again on Thursday during the first round of the 2015 NFL […]

  • Danny Shelton Bear Hugs Roger Goodell, Picks Him Up (Video)

    Danny Shelton Bear Hugs Roger Goodell, Picks Him Up (Video)

    Danny Shelton‘s dream came true tonight when he was selected by the Cleveland Browns with the 12th overall pick in the 2015 NFL Draft. And the former University of Washington defensive tackle celebrated appropriated, giving NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell the biggest bear hug he could muster, with a little lift to top it all off. […]