NFL

  • Mark Sanchez Celebrates Win by Poisoning Himself with Cheesesteaks (Video)

    Mark Sanchez Celebrates Win by Poisoning Himself with Cheesesteaks (Video)

    Mark Sanchez decided to celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles’ decisive victory on Monday night by slowly killing himself with Philly cheesesteaks. Needless to say, the Philly fans ate it up, if only because they’re under some weird spell that causes them to think that the “traditional” Philly cheesesteaks are the pinnacle form of the dish. NOT […]

  • Chip Kelly’s Blitzkrieg Eagles Offense Was Too Fast for the Referees Last Night (GIF + Video)

    Chip Kelly’s Blitzkrieg Eagles Offense Was Too Fast for the Referees Last Night (GIF + Video)

    Philadelphia Eagles fans were probably a little nervous when starting QB Nick Foles went down with a broken collarbone—not because Foles has been playing particularly well, but because they feared the second stringer, Mark Sanchez, had spent more time staying abreast of the various culinary delights at CenturyLink Field than learning Chip Kelly‘s playbook. On Monday night, however, Sanchez proved […]

  • Mike Tirico Thinks Cam Newton is Michael Vick During MNF (Video)

    Mike Tirico Thinks Cam Newton is Michael Vick During MNF (Video)

    Mike Tirico, despite being a professional football announcer, succumbed to black quarterback profiling tonight as he confused running quarterback Cam Newton with slightly smaller running quarterback Michael Vick. Let the record show that Mike Tirico, nor any other announcer, has ever confused Tom Brady and Peyton Manning—though announcers do often mistake Jay Cutler for a […]

  • Saints’ Keenan Lewis Played Through This Nasty Injury vs. 49ers (Pic)

    Saints’ Keenan Lewis Played Through This Nasty Injury vs. 49ers (Pic)

    Keenan Lewis should be playing ball with a leather helmet and a mouth full of chewing tobacco. The star cornerback made it through the entire Saints-49ers game to reveal a pretty grotesque injury. As you can see from the image above, Lewis’ quadricep sort of rolled up and began a life of its own. Not really, […]

  • Mario Williams and His Red Contacts Were Terrifying Yesterday (Pic)

    Mario Williams and His Red Contacts Were Terrifying Yesterday (Pic)

    Mario Williams decided to take the whole “dress to intimidate” thing to another level yesterday, as the Bills defensive end suited up in his regular uniform but threw in a pair of red contact lenses. Why red? Because it looks like he broke through the gates of hell to arrive at the football game. That’s […]

  • Seahawks Mascot Lands on Miffed Fan’s Head! Ca-caw! CA-CAW!!! (Video)

    Seahawks Mascot Lands on Miffed Fan’s Head! Ca-caw! CA-CAW!!! (Video)

    The Seahawks mascot decided to break protocol on Sunday when his team played the Giants and land on some unassuming fan’s head. It was a harmless event, but one that was made pretty damn funny by the fan’s reaction. The Seahawks mascot, which I will call Birdie because I don’t feel like looking up its name, was doing its usual […]