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  • Imagining Past NFL Drafts With Walk-Up Music (Video)

    Imagining Past NFL Drafts With Walk-Up Music (Video)

    Yesterday, the NFL announced that they would allow draftees at tonight’s NFL Draft to select their own walk-up music, which will play over the speakers at the Radio City Music Hall in New York as they make their way to the stage after being selected. That has caused some to wonder what it would have been like […]

  • The WAGs at the 2014 NFL Draft Will Blow Your Mind (Gallery)

    The WAGs at the 2014 NFL Draft Will Blow Your Mind (Gallery)

    This year’s NFL draft features some big names and lots of hype. Jadaveon Clowney is a physical specimen with incredible speed who could make game-breaking defensive plays. Johnny Manziel was the first Freshman to win the Heisman and is one of the best escape artists and improvisers anyone has ever seen. Sammy Watkins would be the number […]

  • Oh, No…NFL Draftees Will Get To Pick Their Own Walk-Up Music

    Oh, No…NFL Draftees Will Get To Pick Their Own Walk-Up Music

    In a continued effort to make the NFL draft a spectacle capable of matching the hype behind it (impossible, btw), the powers that be, possibly while drunk, have allowed the draftees to pick their own walk-up music after they’re drafted. Rich Eisen, a fairly reliable source on all things NFL, tweeted the news earlier today: […]

  • NFL Commish Roger Goodell Held a Twitter Q&A Yesterday, and It Was Awesome

    NFL Commish Roger Goodell Held a Twitter Q&A Yesterday, and It Was Awesome

    Yesterday, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a Q&A on Twitter, whereby anyone in the world (on Twitter) could ask him a question by using the hashtag #AskCommish. Were there some thoughtful, interesting questions? Of course there were. But who cares about those? The best questions were the ones that were in no way serious and […]

  • High School Boys in California Hold NFL-Style Draft for Dates to Prom

    High School Boys in California Hold NFL-Style Draft for Dates to Prom

    High school boys selecting dates to the prom with an NFL-style draft? I’ll admit that it sounds like a pretty funny idea. It might even be harmless if carried out in a sensitive manner with only willing participants. However, as you may recall, high school boys tend not to do things in a sensitive manner. […]

  • Tom Brady’s Kentucky Derby Faux-Hawk Makes Him Look Like Tintin (Pic)

    Tom Brady’s Kentucky Derby Faux-Hawk Makes Him Look Like Tintin (Pic)

    It’s probably pretty hard to make Tom Brady feel bad about himself. I mean, he’s among the most iconic quarterbacks in the NFL, he’s veryveryvery handsome, and he’s married to Gisele, who herself is veryveryvery pretty. Which means we can openly discuss and criticize Tom Brady’s hairstyle without worrying about him going on suicide watch or […]

  • Wes Welker Was Just Giving Out Hundred-Dollar Bills At The Kentucky Derby (Pic)

    Wes Welker Was Just Giving Out Hundred-Dollar Bills At The Kentucky Derby (Pic)

    Somewhere on the spectrum between “giving back to the community” and “Pacman Jones at a strip club” lies Wes Welker, who, after supposedly winning big at the Kentucky Derby (Man, that #kyderby hashtag was confusing), started handing out Benjamins to strangers. Now, I don’t know if it’s technically, “making it rain,” if you just hand […]