NFL
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Brett Favre Wont End His Career, But He Will Try To End Yours! [Video]
Total Pro Sports – It was only two weeks ago when we learned that the career of Brett Favre would seemingly never end as he announced his coming out of retirement to play with the Minnesota Vikings. Fourteen days later and we have also learned that Favre has no problem ending the careers of others, [...]
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2009 NFL Preview: AFC North
Lets take a look at this years 2009 AFC North Previews and Predicitons. Pittsburgh Steelers Offseason: Tired clichés tell us that if it isn’t broke you don’t fix it, so it was no surprise that the influx of players in Pittsburgh was pretty much limited to the draft where they added the versatile Evander Hood [...]
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2009 NFL Preview: AFC East
Lets take a look at this years 2009 AFC East Preview and Prediciton. New England Patriots Offseason: Obviously the big ‘addition’ from 2008 is Tom Brady who New England expects to return to fitness and return to touchdowns in 2009. New England’s secondary was surprisingly poor in 2008 so picking up Leigh Bodden and Shawn [...]
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Man Pays $750 For Original Whizzinator
Total Pro Sports – Back in 2005 while going through security at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport, ex-Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was stopped and detained for being in possession of The Whizzinator, a device with a prosthetic penis attached to a jock strap and filled with clean urine to help pass a drug test. Now, [...]
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Chad Ochocinco To TwitPic Fines; Begins With First For Orange Chin Strap
Total Pro Sports – The Chad Ochocinco Twitter saga has been dragging on throughout the preseason, and while he has recently proposed a plan to allow him to update his Twitter account during games, the Bengals wideout was not done there. Chad EightyFive has more information regarding his NFL season that he wants to share [...]
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Chad Ochocinco Will Not Be Denied His In-Game Tweets
Total Pro Sports – As the story goes, Chad Ochocinco loves his Twitter and can’t live without it. As a result, he wants to tweet during NFL games, but according to league rules, cellular devices are not to be used on the field. Now EightyFive has come up with a new plan. Each week the [...]
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This Michael Vick Mural May Be A Bit Overboard
Total Pro Sports – Last night Michael Vick made his return to the NFL as he suited up for the Philadelphia Eagles in their preseason game against the Jacksonville Jaguars. Fans at Lincoln Financial Field gave the backup quarterback a warm welcome, and even those who couldn’t make it out to the game found a [...]
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Brandon Marshall Protests For A Trade At Practice [Video]
Total Pro Sports – Looking for a way to get yourself traded? If you don’t mind looking like a spoiled obnoxious sh*t, then you may want to try what Brandon Marshall did. Disgruntled with the organization and new head coach Josh McDaniels, Marshall was dressed Tuesday for practice, but has not been on the field [...]
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Shaun Hill Named 49ers Starting QB; Maybe Alex Smith Can Play Fullback [Video]
Total Pro Sports – Earlier in the year we asked whether Shaun Hill was the future quarterback of the San Francisco 49ers. With limited options at the position, it seems as though he is for now, and was named the starter for the season opener against the Arizona Cardinals. So what does that mean for [...]
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You Are Not Alone: Sports Illustrated Is Also Sick Of Brett Favre
Total Pro Sports – If you thought you were the only one who was sick of all the entire Brett Favre saga and his retirement from being retired, think again. While some have been busy preparing for the return of No.4 in their own unusual ways, Sports Illustrated has decided to take thier own spin [...]
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An XXX Look Into The Jessica Simpson And Tony Romo Relationship
Total Pro Sports – Ever wonder what caused Tony Romo to finally decide he had seen enough of Jessica Simpson? You would think the presence of Natalie Smith would be enough of a reason, but there appears to be more too it. So what is with Jessica and all that fried chicken? Wait a minute! [...]
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PETA Wont Be Happy About The Slaughtering Of Favre Goats
Total Pro Sports – Just when it seemed as though the NFL was back on PETA’s good side, with Michael Vick being a changed man and now speaking on behalf of animal lovers, a few incidents has put the league back in the dog house. Yesterday pictures surfaced of Vikings running back (and NFL fantasy [...]
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Adrian Peterson Goes Duck Hunting
Total Pro Sports – Remember that game back on September 17, 2006, when the Adrian Peterson-led Oklahoma Sooners led the Oregon Ducks in the dying moments, only to be robbed by terrible officiating on an onside kick call, which cost them the ball, and the game. Well Peterson has finally got his revenge. It appears [...]
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Raiders Pre-Season Fiasco Update: Randy Hanson Will Talk To Police
Total Pro Sports – On Tuesday we told you about the incident which occurred between Raiders head coach Tom Cable and assistant Randy Hanson, when Cable allegedly attacked Hanson and broke his jaw. At the time no definitive information was available and although police were investigating the situation, it didn’t appear as though any charges [...]
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Is That A Penis Lighting The Foxborough Sky?
Total Pro Sports -Spygate may be over for the Patriots, but it looks like Penis-gate is about to begin. While there was a game going on inside Gillette Stadium between the Patriots and Bengals, which provided some interesting moments, there also seemed to be something rather unusual going on outside. A penis appears to have [...]
