NFL

  • Jared Allen Loves Mullets and Extra Mayo

    Jared Allen Loves Mullets and Extra Mayo

    Jared Allen is not the most likable guy in the NFL, but you can’t argue with the results he’s getting on the field.  As a crucial part of a great Vikings defense this season, he already has 10.5 sacks and 3 forced fumbles through only 8 games and doesn’t seem to be slowing down.  So […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 9

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 9

    The NFL rulebook isn’t revisionist. You can’t change it on a whim, so you may as well learn it. That would of been a novel idea for some teams in week 9, or as it’s better known ‘the week of the flag’; Sunday boasted a Falcon/Redskin melee, a Tommie Harris ejection and multiple teams penalty-ing […]

  • Unfortunately For This Raiders Fan, Tattoos Are Forever

    Unfortunately For This Raiders Fan, Tattoos Are Forever

    Either this guy got a Raiders symbol tattooed on the back of his head earlier in the decade during the promising Rich Ganon and Tim Brown years, or he is pleased to support the modern day embarrassment that is the 2009 Oakland Raiders and their abusive bench boss Tom Cable. Either way, it seems like […]

  • Lawrence Taylor Arrested For Hit And Run (Bloodshot Eyed Mugshot Included)

    Lawrence Taylor Arrested For Hit And Run (Bloodshot Eyed Mugshot Included)

    During his NFL career, you could always find Lawrence Taylor present at the scene of a big on-field collision.  Now that the former New York Giants linebacker is retired, the collisions continue to come, but you shouldn’t expect to find him sticking around for too long. Taylor was arrested Sunday night after leaving the scene […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Attempts to Bribe Ref With a Dollar Bill (Video)

    Chad Ochocinco Attempts to Bribe Ref With a Dollar Bill (Video)

    One thing we have learned through the first half of this NFL season is that there’s always something interesting to be seen when the cameras are on Chad Ochocinco. Last time it was a fan in the stands giving a one-fingered salute to eighty-five as he performed the Lambeau Leap in Green Bay. This time […]

  • TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 9

    TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 9

    Finally it happened!  We had the breakout week we were looking for as our picks were an impressive 3-1 during week 8.  Had the Cardinals not tanked against the Panthers in an unexpected turn of events, we would have made it a clean sweep, but I guess you can’t have it all.  We were, however, […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 8

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 8

    However tempting it was to copy and paste the word Favre for the next 50 words I – brace yourself mainstream press – thought that other things went on between the end of week 7 and now, the bombshell aftermath of week 8. Okay, bombshell aftermath is a little strong but there are some teams […]

  • Gus Johnson: “He’s Got Getting Away From Cop Speed”

    Gus Johnson: “He’s Got Getting Away From Cop Speed”

    He was there in week one when Brandon Stokley made an unbelievable play in the dying moments to help his Denver Broncos pull off the unthinkable against the Cincinnati Bengals.  He was there in week two when Chris Johnson ran wild on the Houston Texans’ defense.  There seems to be something abut Gus Johnson that […]

  • Fantasy Football: TPS Monday Afternoon Quarterback (Week 8)

    Fantasy Football: TPS Monday Afternoon Quarterback (Week 8)

    And then there was two.  Yes, that is correct.  Another team has fallen from the undefeated ranks in the NFL.  This time it was the Denver Broncos turn as they ran into a tough Baltimore Ravens team who were also coming off a bye week and were desperate for a win.  The Indianapolis Colts looked […]

  • TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 8

    TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 8

    Total Pro Sports – Things looked great for a while.  It seemed like we were about to embark upon that much needed 4-0 week.  The Colts were in the process of slaughtering the Rams and easily covering the large 13-point spread, and the Bills and Panthers were being their usual selves, struggling to put points […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 7

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 7

    Week: | Pre | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Total Pro Sports – Hardly an iconic week of NFL action, just a lot of really good teams beating up on the bad, but mingled in with best and the worst were a few interesting developments. Kansas City bench […]

  • Bucs’ Marcus Johnson Asleep At The Wheel In Middle Of Intersection

    Bucs’ Marcus Johnson Asleep At The Wheel In Middle Of Intersection

    Total Pro Sports – Bucs’ guard Marcus Johnson could not be happier to arrive back home in Tampa Bay after his team was handed a beating by the New England Patriots on the other side of the Atlantic in London, England. So how did he celebrate his return?  By going out, getting plastered, driving drunk, […]

  • London Fletcher Leaves It All On The Field…Literally!

    London Fletcher Leaves It All On The Field…Literally!

    Total Pro Sports – How bad are the Redskins?  Bad enough to make you want to puke! We are not yet certain whether it was some sort of sickness, or the terrible play of Jason Campbell and the Redskins offense, but something was making London Fletcher’s stomach turn, causing him to throw up on the […]

  • Fantasy Football: TPS Monday Afternoon Quarterback (Week 7)

    Fantasy Football: TPS Monday Afternoon Quarterback (Week 7)

    Total Pro Sports – Another week in the NFL.  Another team falls from the ranks of the undefeated, but it should have been two.  At least that is what they will be saying in Miami.  After the Vikings lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers in a thriller at Heinz Field, it looked as though the same […]

  • Mark Sanchez Sneaks A Sideline Hot Dog Against The Raiders

    Mark Sanchez Sneaks A Sideline Hot Dog Against The Raiders

    Total Pro Sports – How bad are the Oakland Raiders?  This bad! During yesterday’s beat down in The Black Hole, Mark Sanchez took a few seconds during a T.V. timeout to scarf down a hot dog.  The CBS cameras caught the Jets’ rookie quarterback applying some mustard to his small snack before quickly devouring it. […]