NFL

  • Degenerate Gambler Posts Ad on Craigslist to Cover Loss with Bookie

    Degenerate Gambler Posts Ad on Craigslist to Cover Loss with Bookie

    Be it buying squares in your office Super Bowl pool, entering a bracket for March Madness, or even betting on a few random NBA or NFL games, most people gamble on sports to some extent. Heck, even I have some DONKY friends who like to gamble sometimes.  The problem with gambling is the same problem […]

  • TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 12

    TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 12

    Week 11 will be forever known as the week we moved above the .500 mark, thanks to a 2-1-1 record.  Our underdog picks were perfect as the Redskins kept it close the entire game, holding the lead throughout most of it before allowing a late touchdown pass to the Cowboys.  And the Titans, as we said, […]

  • Coach Josh McDaniels Drops F-Bomb On Live T.V. (Video)

    Coach Josh McDaniels Drops F-Bomb On Live T.V. (Video)

    Josh McDaniels isn’t one of those nice guys everyone wants to work with.  In fact, he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy I would even want to pass by on the street.  It’s not that his hot temper and bad attitude haven’t garnered any results (they have, a terrible Broncos team somehow opened the […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 11

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 11

    Welcome to week 11, the last bend before the mad dash down the home straight of the NFL season, destination playoffsville, population…? Well we know who isn’t getting there (read: Browns and Lions), but with the NFC really sucking right now it’s a wide open race. On paper, with just a single game separating the […]

  • NFL: “The Vince Young-Referee High-Five Never Really Happened”

    NFL: “The Vince Young-Referee High-Five Never Really Happened”

    At the conclusion of the Monday Night Football game between the Tennessee Titans and the Houston Texans, cameras caught Titans quarterback Vince Young exchanging a high-five with referee Jerome Boger.  This image has since made its way around the country as NFL fans continue to question why a ref had engaged in a celebratory gesture […]

  • Devin Hester Has A Wardrobe Malfunction (Video)

    Devin Hester Has A Wardrobe Malfunction (Video)

    The NFL has experienced problems with wardrobe malfunctions before (think Janet Jackson and Super Bowl XXXVIII), and Sunday night’s game between the Chicago Bears and the Philadelphia Eagles just added another to their resume. A full moon could be seen in Chicago and thankfully NBC’s cameras were able to catch it. The Bears were down […]

  • TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 11

    TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 11

    Last week was not a successful one, but it was not a failure either as we maintained our .500 record by going  2-2.  The New Orleans Saints put up a disappointing effort against the St. Louis Rams, despite winning the game, and the Denver Broncos were doomed once Chris Simms was forced to come in […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 10

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 10

    Best keep a low profile if you’re an NFL calibre running back right now, because the season reaper is out and hunting for victims. First to crock himself Sunday was The Burner Turner who torched his way to 111 yards on 9 touches before a right ankle sprain forced him out of Atlanta’s faltering offense […]

  • Titans Owner Bud Adams Fires Off A Two-Fingered Celebratory Salute

    Titans Owner Bud Adams Fires Off A Two-Fingered Celebratory Salute

    In the current NFL, commissioner Roger Goodell may seem like the Czar of anti-fun, but there are still plenty of great ways for both players and fans to celebrate touchdowns and victories.  Chad Ochocinco, for example, prefers the intrusive visiting player Lambeau Leap, which is likely to be met with some unexpected gestures from angry […]

  • The Dangers Of Indoor Fireworks – Patriots vs. Colts

    The Dangers Of Indoor Fireworks – Patriots vs. Colts

    There were plenty of fireworks going off at Lucas Oil Stadium as the New England Patriots were in town to visit the undefeated Indianapolis Colts on Sunday Night.  While the 35-34 air show put on by Tom Brady and Peyton Manning may have been great for many fantasy owners (and bad for many others), it […]

  • TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 10

    TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 10

    It took us half of the season, but I think it is safe to say we may finally have things under control after our second consecutive 3-1 week.  The Green Bay Packers were an enormous disappointment, losing the game outright to a lowly Bucs team, but not even that was enough to dampen our spirits […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Creates New NFL Rules

    Chad Ochocinco Creates New NFL Rules

    Chad Ochocinco has always been a source of funny quotes, great touchdown celebrations, and all-around clowning.  He also was an excellent NFL wide receiver.  Until last season that is, where he had a terrible season.  While he was moping about that, he stayed away from the spotlight much more than in prior seasons. Thankfully for […]

  • Jared Allen Loves Mullets and Extra Mayo

    Jared Allen Loves Mullets and Extra Mayo

    Jared Allen is not the most likable guy in the NFL, but you can’t argue with the results he’s getting on the field.  As a crucial part of a great Vikings defense this season, he already has 10.5 sacks and 3 forced fumbles through only 8 games and doesn’t seem to be slowing down.  So […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 9

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 9

    The NFL rulebook isn’t revisionist. You can’t change it on a whim, so you may as well learn it. That would of been a novel idea for some teams in week 9, or as it’s better known ‘the week of the flag’; Sunday boasted a Falcon/Redskin melee, a Tommie Harris ejection and multiple teams penalty-ing […]

  • Unfortunately For This Raiders Fan, Tattoos Are Forever

    Unfortunately For This Raiders Fan, Tattoos Are Forever

    Either this guy got a Raiders symbol tattooed on the back of his head earlier in the decade during the promising Rich Ganon and Tim Brown years, or he is pleased to support the modern day embarrassment that is the 2009 Oakland Raiders and their abusive bench boss Tom Cable. Either way, it seems like […]