NHL

  • Fan Takes The Worst Of A Hit From Bruins’ Jeffrey Lovecchio

    Fan Takes The Worst Of A Hit From Bruins’ Jeffrey Lovecchio

    Total Pro Sports – Everyone loves a beautiful goal, but many of hockey’s fans have been won over as a result of the bone crushing nature of the sport.  Unfortunately, that same physicality may have lost the NHL one fan after Sunday night’s preseason game between the Boston Bruins and the Montreal Canadiens at the […]

  • Niklas Hagman Scores Spectacular Goal Against The Flyers [Video]

    Niklas Hagman Scores Spectacular Goal Against The Flyers [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – Pre-season hockey can be some of the best hockey to watch.  All the young hockey players like Justin DiBenedetto giving it their all fighting for a chance to crack the NHL lineup.  Games are filled with fights, body checks (check out Dion Phaneuf laying out Kyle Okposo) and even beautiful goals. […]

  • Kyle Okposo Stretchered Off After Dion Phaneuf Hit [Video]

    Kyle Okposo Stretchered Off After Dion Phaneuf Hit [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – Preseason NHL hockey is back and although many prefer to keep it in second gear during these exhibition games, some players don’t know anything other than fifth gear.  One of those guys is Dion Phaneuf and last night Kyle Okposo found that out the hard way. Just over five minutes into […]

  • Coyote Fans (All 3 Of Them) Blame Media For Team’s Failures

    Coyote Fans (All 3 Of Them) Blame Media For Team’s Failures

    Total Pro Sports -  Hockey in the desert where no one cares about the sport, an arena in the middle of nowhere, and a poor product on the ice (which has not made the playoffs since 2002).  These are what most people with a speckle of common sense would point to when explaining the failures […]

  • Senators’ Jason Spezza Can’t Hide His Inner Nerdiness

    Senators’ Jason Spezza Can’t Hide His Inner Nerdiness

    Total Pro Sports – People often have the perception that athletes are inherently cool as they play the popular jock role throughout their school years.  It is usually those very same jocks that would taunt, tease and haze the school nerds.  Well we are here to tell you that one of those nerds have infiltrated […]

  • Malkin Does Some Russian Spy Work During Pens’ Visit To The White House

    Malkin Does Some Russian Spy Work During Pens’ Visit To The White House

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday the Pittsburgh Penguins took their Stanley Cup on the traditional tour of the White House.  Although the secret service likely did not see this as a security threat, that may have changed once they saw the actions of Russian superstar Evgeni Malkin. After receiving a congratulations from Barack Obama for […]

  • Alex Ovechkin Cruises Manhattan Streets In A Zamboni

    Alex Ovechkin Cruises Manhattan Streets In A Zamboni

    Total Pro Sports – If you thought that after seeing Alex Ovechkin behind the wheel previously (when he almost decapitated his own head and that of fellow Caps’ defenseman Mike Green) the NHL Network would refrain from going down that road again, you were wrong. In a recent promotional gig for the release of 2K […]

  • Sidney Crosby Surprises Die Hard Fan Who Predicted Cup Win

    Sidney Crosby Surprises Die Hard Fan Who Predicted Cup Win

    Total Pro Sports – Sidney Crosby wasn’t exactly out cougar hunting, but he did get some lovin’ from one lucky granny. After delievering season tickets to longtime Penguins fan Alice Kilgore two years ago, he was told by the elderly woman that the team was not ready to win the Stanley Cup in 2008, but […]

  • Colten Teubert Hits Jordan Caron Into Another World [Video]

    Colten Teubert Hits Jordan Caron Into Another World [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – As a child playing hockey in Canada, every boy’s dream becomes one in which he envisons himself  wearing a  red maple leaf and playing  for Team Canada; following in the footsteps of past greats as Sidney Crosby, Mario Lemiuex and Wayne Gretzky.  This year, young energetic players such as Taylor Hall […]

  • Don’t Mess With Patrick “20 Cents” Kane

    Don’t Mess With Patrick “20 Cents” Kane

    Total Pro Sports – Patrick Kane (NHL 2010 Cover Boy), the supremely skilled Chicago Blackhawks star has been arrested for robbery after and alleged incident with a taxi driver in his hometown of Buffalo. The altercation occured after Kane and his cousin, James Kane, were coming home from a bar and the driver was unable […]

  • Alex Ovechkin: Sex Before And After The Game Really Helps

    Alex Ovechkin: Sex Before And After The Game Really Helps

    Total Pro Sports – Anyone who has witnessed Alex Ovechkin on the ice will undoubtedly notice the skill and reckless abandon that he plays with.  So what’s his secret? Sex!  Yes, it is that simple. Rather than use steroids, like many MLBers have chosen to do, Ovechkin enjoys the pleasure of a woman before and […]

  • Alex Ovechkin To Quit NHL For 2014 Olympics?

    Alex Ovechkin To Quit NHL For 2014 Olympics?

    Total Pro Sports – Winning the Stanley Cup is the goal most hockey players have when they begin playing the sport.  They dream of hoisting it (and maybe throwing in an expletive while they’re at it), having a pool party with it, and when that is all done, taking it to bed to spoon it […]

  • Florida Panthers’ VP Uri Man Hit On Fox News Anchor Ainsley Earhardt

    Florida Panthers’ VP Uri Man Hit On Fox News Anchor Ainsley Earhardt

    Total Pro Sports -For our “smooth operator of the day” we go to Florida Panthers VP Uri Man, who showed that the art of seduction does not require a fully-clothed dry-hump, a la Quinton “Rampage” Jackson. During an interview regarding “finding jobs in the current economy,” Man took the time to compliment FOX News anchor […]

  • Nirvana’s “Nevermind”, Or Sidney Crosby’s Cry Baby?

    Nirvana’s “Nevermind”, Or Sidney Crosby’s Cry Baby?

    Total Pro Sports – It’s Saturday, and as I was doing my regular weekend rummaging for interesting, funny, or original works, I found something that fits all of the above.  The Score Blog put together a hilarious post named “Ten Album Covers Defaced By Sports” (check it out if you care to see them all).  […]

  • 10 Games To Watch On The 2009-10 NHL Schedule

    10 Games To Watch On The 2009-10 NHL Schedule

    Total Pro Sports – With the NHL releasing its much anticipated schedule for the 2009-10 season, there are several intriguing dates that all you hockey-crazed fans should begin marking down on your calendar.  Need some help?  TPS is here to provide you with some by listing the ten games schedules for next season that you […]