Soccer

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Clips Kid with a Free Kick, Gives Him a Jersey (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Clips Kid with a Free Kick, Gives Him a Jersey (Video)

    Man, it’s hard to hate the handsome, successful Cristiano Ronaldo when he’s always doing such nice things. But we’ll keep on trying. This time, the Real Madrid demigod struck a kid in the seats with a free kick that went a little errant during warm-ups. Though this clip doesn’t show the impact, which I thought […]

  • Field Invader in Pink Dress Scores Goal, Gets Removed (Video)

    Field Invader in Pink Dress Scores Goal, Gets Removed (Video)

    The most excitement in the Blackpool-Fulham match came when some field invader, or “pitch invader” if you do the British thing, charged the field and…scored a goal. He scored as much as both sides did up to that point, so I think he should probably be praised for making a 1-0 match a little more […]

  • Watch Lionel Messi Faceplant While Celebrating Goal (Video)

    Watch Lionel Messi Faceplant While Celebrating Goal (Video)

    On Saturday, Lionel Messi scored his 400th goal as a member of Barcelona during their 2-0 win over Valencia. He celebrated the momentous occasion by running behind the opposing goal, slipping on the floor, and falling face first into the advertising hoardings. Watch: Lionel Messi fell flat on his face celebrating his 400th Barcelona goal […]

  • Porn Star Offers Russian Soccer Player Sex In Exchange For Goals (Pics)

    Porn Star Offers Russian Soccer Player Sex In Exchange For Goals (Pics)

    Normally, athletes don’t need much more incentive to do well on the field. Sure, money always motivates, but these guys are trained competitors who want to win no matter what. STILL, I don’t think what porn star Alina Henessy is offering Russian soccer player Alexander Kokorin will go unnoticed. Have a good day everyone! pic.twitter.com/GIalGoAP13 […]

  • FC Dallas Coach Offers Up a Used Tissue to Opposing Coach (Video)

    FC Dallas Coach Offers Up a Used Tissue to Opposing Coach (Video)

    Earlier, we had run a story about childish behavior among players in soccer. Well, let’s not forget about how petty coaches can be as well. FC Dallas coach Oscar Pareja may have lost Saturday night’s MLS match, 3-1, but he was going to get the last word in. And by “last word,” I mean “snotty tissue.” […]

  • Fenerbahce Team Bus Gets Shot Up by Unknown Gunmen (Video)

    Fenerbahce Team Bus Gets Shot Up by Unknown Gunmen (Video)

    Traveling to the Trabzon airport, the bus carrying the Turkish soccer team Fenerbahce was shot up by unknown gunmen on Saturday night. Fenerbahce was traveling through a highway that is near the home of their bitter Turkish Super Lig rivals, Trabzonspor, so this could just be a very, very ugly instance of rivalry or soccer fanaticism. The […]

  • Neymar Tried To Blow His Nose on an Opposing Player (Video)

    Neymar Tried To Blow His Nose on an Opposing Player (Video)

    Even casual soccer fans have learned how petty the highest level of soccer can be thanks to several incidents at the World Cup. But it’s still surprising to see someone as esteemed as Neymar resorting to childish gestures to irk opponents. Note that the video says “Neymar throws out his mucus on Hugo Mallo.”  That […]

  • Brazilian Soccer Player Flips Off His Own Fans, Gets Ejected (Video)

    Brazilian Soccer Player Flips Off His Own Fans, Gets Ejected (Video)

    This is Fabricio. Fabricio is a Brazilian soccer player who plays for Internacional in the Campeonato Gaucho (top flight state competition) and the Campeonato Brasileiro Série A (top flight national competition). What’s probably obvious to you after looking at the screen shot above is that Fabricio is not happy with somebody. What’s probably less obvious […]

  • Greek Soccer Goal Leads to a Kick to the Head, Then a Brawl (Video)

    Greek Soccer Goal Leads to a Kick to the Head, Then a Brawl (Video)

    An incident involving two Greek soccer teams from 2013 has surfaced, and while it may not be timely, it’s plenty newsworthy in that it shows a gruesome spectacle on the pitch. A player in a match between Asteras Exarchion and Hercules Peristeri scored a goal on a free kick.  Then that player’s teammate seemed to ruffle […]

  • Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chalks Up an Awesome Goal with His Face (Video)

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chalks Up an Awesome Goal with His Face (Video)

    On Saturday, during a European Championship qualifying match against Moldova, Zlatan Ibrahimovic reminded us that not all highlight reel goals require skill. While chasing down Moldova’s keeper, the Swedish star blocked a clearing attempt with his face, causing the ball to bounce back into the opposition’s net for one of the strangest goals we’ve seen in a while. The […]