Soccer
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Mario Balotelli Says Real Madrid Can Sleep with His Hot Girlfriend if They Come Back Against Dortmund
The semifinals of the 2013 UEFA Champions League pit two teams from Germany’s Bundesliga against two teams from Spain’s La Liga. Bayern Munich is taking on Barcelona; Borussia Dortmund is taking on Real Madrid. You would have thought these would be competitive matchups. However, you would have been wrong. Last week, the Bundesliga sides absolutely [...]
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A Frustrated Jordi Alba Throws The Ball at Arjen Robben’s Face During UCL Semis (GIF)
On Tuesday, Barcelona F.C. suffered an embarrassing 4-0 loss to Bayern Munich during the first leg of their UEFA Champions League semi-final match-up. The loss was their worst defeat in European competition since 1994, when Fabio Capello’s A.C. Milan defeated Johan Cruyff’s “Dream Team” by a score of 4-0 in the Champions League Finals in Athens, [...]
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Patrice Evra Celebrates Man U’s Premier League Title By Biting an Arm, à la Luis Suarez (GIF)
On Monday, Manchester United secured their 20th Premier League title via a 3-0 victory over Aston Villa—coupled with Manchester City’s 3-1 loss to Tottenham one day earlier. That was reason enough to celebrate on the field at Old Trafford, and winning the award for oddest choice of celebration was Patrice Evra, who decided to take a [...]
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Sweedish Soccer Keeper Nutmegs Opponent (Video)
Unlike the players, most soccer goalkeepers tend to work their magic with their hands, rather than their feet. So I guess you can say that BK Häcken’s Christoffer Källqvist isn’t like most keepers, as he recently showed off some of his smooth footy skills when he nutmegged Mjällby AIF’s Marcus Ekenberg during a game in [...]
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Liverpool’s Luis Suarez Bites Chelsea’s Branislav Ivanovic on the Arm (Video + GIF)
Back on November 20, 2010, while playing for Ajax in the Dutch Football League, Luis Suarez was suspended for two games and fined an undisclosed amount of money for biting PSV’s Otman Bakkal on the shoulder. So, did he learn his lesson following that incident? Apparently not. During yesterday’s Premier League battle between Liverpool and [...]
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Soccer Fans in Prague Get Pretty Worked Up Over the Prague Derby (Video)
We’re pretty accustomed to seeing soccer fans brawl and riot before, during and after significant matches. And since few matches are as significant to fans as a derby match–i.e., a match between a heated intercity or regional rival—these matches often surpass all others in fan violence. We saw this last week in Newcastle, England, where [...]
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This Hilarious Little English Soccer Fan Is Plastered and Ready to Rumble (Video)
When you consider that there are 24 tiers in the English football league system, being in the 7th tier doesn’t sound so bad. It is, though. Teams who play in the Northern League Premier Division, the Southern Football League Premier Division, or the Isthmian League Premier Division are semi-pro teams that play in venues with [...]
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Irina Shayk Refuses to Cut a Lionel Messi Jersey (Video)
Since 2010, Russian model Irina Shayk has been dating soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, and because of that we’ll simply assume that she is now a big fan of CR8 and his Spanish club team, Real Madrid. And that should probably make her a big hater of Lionel Messi and Barcelona—but not a big enough hater [...]
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Bouncer Won’t Let Drunk Arsenal Player Andrey Arshavin in Da Club (Video)
You might assume that a professional soccer player who plays on one of the biggest clubs in the English Premier League could get into pretty much any nightclub he wanted anywhere in the UK. However, this is not the case. Just ask Arsenal’s Andrey Arshavin. Actually, on second thought, don’t waste your breath asking Arshavin. [...]
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Behold the Worst Penalty Kick of All-Time…For Real This Time (Video)
On several occasions, we here at TotalProSports have shown you a truly awful soccer penalty kick and called it the worst PK of all-time. However, every single time we were lying right to your face. None of those were the worst penalty kick of all-time. This is the worst penalty kick of all-time. It comes [...]
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Belgian Soccer Fan Takes a Ball to the Face During the Pre-Game Warmup (Video)
Normally, if a sports fan gets hit with a ball, you feel sorry for them, but that empathy is mitigated by the fact that, frankly, they kind of had it coming because they were not paying attention. That Padres fan who got hit in the chest with a foul ball while he was updating his [...]
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Mike van der Hoorn Scores the Worst Own Goal Ever (Video)
Own goals in soccer, or any sport for that matter, are never a pretty thing. But there is something especially ugly about Mike van der Hoorn‘s own goal during a Dutch Eredivisie match between FC Utrecht and AZ Alkmaar on Sunday. I won’t even attempt to explain what van der Hoorn was trying to accomplish when [...]
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During Disgraceful Soccer Riot, One Fan Is Very Amused Because He Stole a Police Officer’s Hat (Video)
A “giant-killer” is the English soccer equivalent of a Cinderella team in the NCAA Tournament. You see, the FA Cup is a tournament held concurrently with the English soccer season, and all club teams in the English pyramid system are eligible to compete regardless of which level they play in. Thus, every single year there [...]
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Hot Manchester City Fan Celebrates Big Victory by Making Out With Her Sugar Daddy (GIF)
With just about six Premier League matches remaining in the 2012/13 season, Manchester City pretty much has no chance of repeating as League Champions again this year. Manchester United has a 15-point lead over City and would have to go on an epic losing streak just to give their in-city rivals a shot. So it’s [...]
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Newcastle United Hooligan Punches Police Horse in the Face (Videos)
While fans of Manchester City were busy making out after their team’s big victory over Chelsea in the FA Cup semis yesterday, fans of Newcastle United were busy punching police horses. Talk about a juxtaposition. What would bring a soccer fan to punch a horse? Well, actually, just about anything I guess. His team won, [...]
