Soccer

  • Porto’s Danilo Knocked Unconscious By His Own Keeper (Video)

    Porto’s Danilo Knocked Unconscious By His Own Keeper (Video)

    FC Porto beat FC Basel 4-0 to advance to the quarterfinal round of the UEFA Champions League on Tuesday. But even with a strong effort and a lopsided score, the victory still had its ugly moments for the Portuguese club. Specifically, we’re talking about the scene that unfolded during the 17th minute of the match, […]

  • Cologne’s Anthony Ujah Celebrates Goal By Yanking Goat Mascot’s Horns (Video)

    Cologne’s Anthony Ujah Celebrates Goal By Yanking Goat Mascot’s Horns (Video)

    During the 81st minute of Sunday’s Bundesliga match between Cologne and Eintracht Frankfurt, Cologne striker Anthony Ujah took the game by the horns when he blasted home a goal that would put his team up by a score of 4-1.  Then, rather appropriately, he celebrated by taking the goat by the horns. Seriously. The rather awkward goal celebration […]

  • Austrian Soccer Team Shows Off Hilarious Penalty Kick Game (Video)

    Austrian Soccer Team Shows Off Hilarious Penalty Kick Game (Video)

    Austrian soccer team FC Pinzgau is not a European powerhouse or even an Austrian powerhouse. They play in Austria’s third-tier Regionalliga West league, which means they’re kind of like a Division II NCAA team. That said, there’s still a 97% chance that every single player on FC Pinzagau is a better athlete than you. (Don’t argue […]

  • NYC FC Goalie Josh Saunders Smashes Head On Goal Post (Video)

    NYC FC Goalie Josh Saunders Smashes Head On Goal Post (Video)

    It’s safe to say that NYC FC’s MLS debut game last night was nothing if not exciting. Goalie Josh Saunders was playing a cross 15 minutes in and collided with the goal post, head first, leaving the entire stadium holding their breath after the violent crash. The collision looked violent, and while trainers ran out […]

  • Chievo’s Federico Mattiello Suffers Horrific Leg Break (Video)

    Chievo’s Federico Mattiello Suffers Horrific Leg Break (Video)

    A frightening scene unfolded during today’s Serie A match between Chievo Verona and AS Roma, when Roma’s Radja Nainggolan and Chievo’s Federico Mattiello both slid in for a 50-50 ball, and the latter came out with a broken leg. Mattiello, 19, is on loan from Juventus.  According to the latest reports, the Italian midfielder suffered a broken tibia […]

  • Iranian Soccer Exec Dishes Out a Nutshot to an Unlucky Reporter (Video)

    Iranian Soccer Exec Dishes Out a Nutshot to an Unlucky Reporter (Video)

    DOES ANYONE SPEAK FARSI? I ask because I need to know what this reporter asked that upset Chairman Bahram Afsharzade, head of Iranian powerhouse Esteghlal. The Iranian soccer exec was in the middle of giving a calm interview when he ended with a nonchalant nutshot to a reporter, who let out an audible moan/groan. Because that type […]

  • Charlton Investigating Footage of Couple Having Sex on Pitch (Video)

    Charlton Investigating Footage of Couple Having Sex on Pitch (Video)

    Soccer fans across the world (and especially those in Rotterdam) should really try to be more like the supporters of English second-tier club Charlton Athletic.  And by that, we mean they should start showing less hate and more love on the pitch. In terms of hate, we’re obviously talking about acts of racism, rioting, and other […]

  • Feyenoord Fans Throw Inflatable Banana at Roma’s Gervinho (Video)

    Feyenoord Fans Throw Inflatable Banana at Roma’s Gervinho (Video)

    Soccer fans sure do suck sometimes, but after what has transpired over the past couple of weeks, I have come to the conclusion that Feyenoord fans are the absolute worst. The Dutch side is currently taking on Roma in the round of 32 at the UEFA Europa League.  Ahead of last week’s first leg match […]

  • Kingstonian FC Goalie Jumps Into Stands to Fight Opposing Fans (Video)

    Kingstonian FC Goalie Jumps Into Stands to Fight Opposing Fans (Video)

    Yesterday we did a post about a heartwarming show of support after a soccer game in Stuttgart that filled us with a warm fuzzy feeling of brotherhood and harmony. It was kind of weird. Today things are back to normal. This post is about an English soccer goalie climbing over some advertising boarding to brawl with […]