Soccer

  • Woman’s Soccer Star Alex Morgan Is Now Off the Market (Pics)

    Woman’s Soccer Star Alex Morgan Is Now Off the Market (Pics)

    Women’s soccer icon/hottie Alex Morgan is officially off the market. So pour out a little malt liquor, or coffee, if you had to work today in her honor. We now have to view her not as a hot single soccer player, but as the wife of Houston Dynamo player Servando Carrasco. Just kidding. We don’t HAVE […]

  • Check Out the Bulge on This Cristiano Ronaldo Statue (Pics)

    Check Out the Bulge on This Cristiano Ronaldo Statue (Pics)

    Whoever created this Cristiano Ronaldo statue in the soccer star’s home city of Furnchal, Portugal, probably didn’t have to pay such close attention to detail. The bronze statue was modeled after Cristiano Ronaldo‘s patented free kick pose, and the artist was able to capture almost every aspect of that, including the bulge that the Real Madrid sniper […]

  • Alexis Sanchez Tries to Have Two Hot Girls at Once, Now Has Zero (Gallery)

    Alexis Sanchez Tries to Have Two Hot Girls at Once, Now Has Zero (Gallery)

    When it comes to soccer, Arsenal striker Alexis Sanchez is absolutely brilliant. However, when it comes to women, he is a total moron. You see, for over a year, the Chilean national was dating Laia Grassi, a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Spanish goddess. Women just don’t get more stunning than Grassi. Forget all the money and success, […]

  • Anderlecht’s Aleksander Mitrovic Performs Sexual Goal Celebration (Video)

    Anderlecht’s Aleksander Mitrovic Performs Sexual Goal Celebration (Video)

    Broadcasting of the UEFA Champions League is usually safe for the entire family to watch, but that wasn’t quite the case during Tuesday’s game between Anderlecht and Borussia Dortmund, as Anderlecht striker Aleksander Mitrovic was seen performing a sexual goal celebration during his equalizer in the 84th minute. Mitrovic had every right to be excited […]

  • LA Galaxy Celebrate MLS Championship with a Terrible Slip n’ Slide (Video)

    LA Galaxy Celebrate MLS Championship with a Terrible Slip n’ Slide (Video)

    The LA Galaxy won Sunday’s MLS championship game over the New England Revolution by a score of 2-1 in extra time, so it’s understandable that the team was a little fired up and excited over their success. What’s far less understandable is the outlet they constructed to channel that jubilation. The LA Galaxy took to their locker room to […]

  • Deportivo Fan Dead After Being Throw Into River During Riot (Graphic Video)

    Deportivo Fan Dead After Being Throw Into River During Riot (Graphic Video)

    On Sunday, a riot between two rival factions prior to a La Liga match ended with a Deportivo fan dead after being beaten and thrown in a freezing cold river on Sunday outside of Atletico’s Vincent Calderon Stadium in Madrid. The 43 year-old fan was initially hospitalized with hypothermia, cardiac arrest, and head injuries according […]

  • Mario Balotelli Apologizes For Racist Instagram Post (Pics)

    Mario Balotelli Apologizes For Racist Instagram Post (Pics)

    Italian soccer star Mario Balotelli wasn’t on social media for a long time. Most observers thought that was probably for the best, given Balotelli’s rash personality and the fact that it’s extremely easy to cause controversy on Instagram and Twitter. Of course, Balotelli eventually did join Twitter, then Instagram. And now, he’s finally stuck his cyber […]

  • Diego Maradona Gives New, Dirty Meaning to “Hand of God” (Pic)

    Diego Maradona Gives New, Dirty Meaning to “Hand of God” (Pic)

    At the 1986 FIFA World Cup in Brazil, Argentine soccer legend Diego Maradona scored a goal with his hand in the quarterfinals against England. However, the referees did not realize that the ball went in off his hand and not his head, despite the protests of the English players. So the goal stood. And after […]