Soccer
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Southampton's Jason Puncheon Celebrates Goal By Wiping His Rear (GIF)
Soccer games always seem to provide a plethora of interesting gifs, from awkward goal celebrations to hilarious slow motion reactions from managers. Saturday's Premier League match-up between Southampton and Manchester City provided both of the above. First, there was this celebration from Jason Puncheon following his seventh-minute goal, which gave Southampton the 1-0 lead. Check [...]
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Two Astronauts Came a Long Way to Watch Italy Play Holland in Soccer Last Night (Video)
Mario Balotelli is a volatile guy. You never know what he’s going to do. Maybe he’ll steal a team official’s camera. Maybe he’ll strut around the beach in bright purple underwear. Maybe he’ll score a goal and celebrate by taking off his shirt and doing a bodybuilder pose. Anything is possible. So last night, when [...]
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Lionel Messi Kissed by a Fan During Argentina-Sweden Friendly (Video)
No, this is not déjà vu. Yet another soccer fan has rushed onto the field during a match to show Lionel Messi some affection. The incident took place during a friendly how do I use an ipad between Argentina and Sweden in Stockholm earlier today, as some dude in a Barcelona jersey rushed onto the [...]
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English Soccer Fan Storms Pitch and Attacks Goalie (Video)
All pro sports seem to inspire excess in their fans. This excess is manifested in a variety of ways, mind you—fighting, streaking, drunken lap dancing, running across table tops in a restaurant—but it’s almost always present. Of course, the worst type of excess is when fans invade the field and attack a player or referee. [...]
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Two Soccer Fans Dry Hump Each Other on Live TV Behind Sky Sports Reporter (Video)
I’ve said it before, sports reporters have tough jobs. Yes, it seems like it would be a ton of fun to cover sports, talk to athletes, get into games for free, and all that. But they have to put up with a lot of nonsense. So it’s no wonder that sometimes they snap. Yesterday, for [...]
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AC Milan Fans Riot While Celebrating Arrival of Mario Balotelli (Video)
As big as football is in the United States, the sport still cannot quite boast about having the country’s undivided attention the way, say, hockey captures the undivided attention of Canadians. And as big as hockey is in Canada, it still somehow pails in comparison to the love of soccer pretty much everywhere else. Need [...]
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Chelsea’s Eden Hazard Kicked a Ball Boy (Video)
In this week’s edition of “Soccer Players Behaving Badly” we have something that I don’t think I’ve ever seen before: a player kicking a ball boy. And not in an “oops, I didn’t see you there buddy” kind of way, but rather, in a “give me the god–mn ball you little sh-t” kind of way. [...]
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Referee Slide Tackles Zenit Player During Soccer Friendly (Video)
Most people in the sporting world will tell you that the best referees are the ones that you barely notice, but you have to believe that even some of the best officials out there would love to get in on the action from time to time. Espe storys how people he got there ex gf [...]
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Jose Mourinho In Disbelief After Rare Choke by Cristiano Ronaldo Against Valencia (Video)
There are two kinds of soccer fans in the world: those who love Cristiano Ronaldo, and those who can’t stand him. I happen to fall into the latter category, but I have no problem with people who love him. The guy is one of the most gifted players of his generation, and if not for [...]
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Peruvian Goalkeeper Makes Not One, But Two Insane Saves in a Row (Video)
When a player on your favorite team exercises poor judgment or makes a major blunder, heartburn and hairpulling is often the result. However, every once in a while a boneheaded play actually sets up something truly remarkable. And that’s what we have for you here. During a recent match between Peru and Uruguay at the [...]
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Jose Mourinho Loses It After Cristiano Ronaldo’s Dive Goes Uncalled (Video)
Anyone who follows soccer even a little bit knows that Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest sports floppers in the world today. As talented and electrifying as the guy can be, all you have to do is look at him funny and he’ll fall over and grab his shins. Well, guess what? The referees? [...]
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Referees Brutally Attacked During Amateur Soccer Game in Chile (Video)
It’s been a while since we brought you a story about fans and players brutally attacking a referee at a soccer game. Unfortunately, given the nature of soccer fans in certain parts of the world, by “a while” I mean only about five weeks. In any case, the story we have for you today is [...]
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Brazilian Prostitutes Are Getting Ready for the World Cup by Learning English
Prostitution is legal in Brazil, as it is in many western nations. However, unlike some other countries, where certain laws have been enacted to keep prostitution very discreet and secretive, in Brazil the government almost encourages it by providing a number of helpful resources for prostitutes. For a while, the government even had a website [...]
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Cristiano Ronaldo Responds To Child’s Question With Douchebag Answer (Video)
Yesterday in Zurich, Switzerland, FIFA held a glitzy ceremony to hand out the prestigious Ballon d’Or award, which is given to the male soccer player deemed best in the world by coaches and journalists. The winner? Lionel Messi, of course. But that wasn’t the only award handed out yesterday. FIFA also named its female Player [...]
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Fabrice Muamba Lights Up Dance Floor On ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ Christmas Special (Video)
He’s back! Nine months ago , footballer Fabrice Muamba collapsed and suffered a terrifying heart attack during a televised FA Cup match between his Bolton Wanderers and Tottenham Hotspur. The cardiac arrest episode was a scary one, as Muamba’s heart stopped beating for close to an hour. Thankfully, he’s okay now, though the 24-year-old’s promising [...]
