Soccer

  • Lionel Messi Scores Ankle-Breaking Goal vs. Bayern Munich (Video)

    Lionel Messi Scores Ankle-Breaking Goal vs. Bayern Munich (Video)

    In case you thought Lionel Messi was starting to get old and washed up, we should probably remind you that the Barcelona star is only 27 years old (turning 28 in June).  He also has 40 goals and 18 assists in 38 La Liga games this season, and he is still capable of producing highlight reel […]

  • Austria Vienna Lion Mascot Shows Up Drunk For Work (Video)

    Austria Vienna Lion Mascot Shows Up Drunk For Work (Video)

    Showing up to work drunk is a great way to get fired from most jobs, but I wonder if that rule applies to European soccer mascots as well.  Super Leo, the lion mascot for Austria Vienna is about to find out after he showed up to his team’s 2-1 win over Wiener Neustadt on Saturday […]

  • Watch the Worst Soccer Dive Ever (Video)

    Watch the Worst Soccer Dive Ever (Video)

    Those looking for a reason to start watching soccer may want to check out this, this, or this video. As for those who are in search of a reason to stop watching the sport, look no further than the clip below, which features one of the most embarrassing soccer dives ever from Hull City’s Ahmed […]

  • David Beckham Celebrates 40th Birthday With Spice Girls (Pic)

    David Beckham Celebrates 40th Birthday With Spice Girls (Pic)

    David Beckham celebrated his 40th birthday on Saturday the same way every 10-year-old girl dreamed of celebrating their birthday in the mid-90s—by partying with the Spice Girls: A photo posted by David Beckham (@davidbeckham) on May 3, 2015 at 7:16am PDT   I know what you’re probably thinking: Where’s Mel B, a.k.a. “Scary Spice”? Your […]

  • Yuvi Pallares Strips Naked For Cristiano Ronaldo (Video)

    Yuvi Pallares Strips Naked For Cristiano Ronaldo (Video)

    Please enable Javascript to watch this video What’s the best way to get the attention of recently-single soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo? Stripping naked while reporting on the Real Madrid forward’s latest fling during a television news segment seems like a good place to start—at least it is if your body looks anything like that of Venezuelan […]

  • Arsenal Keeper Lays Bone-Crushing Tackle on Chelsea’s Oscar (Video)

    Arsenal Keeper Lays Bone-Crushing Tackle on Chelsea’s Oscar (Video)

    Looks like Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina got his footballs mixed up during Sunday’s crucial English Premier League battle between the Gunners and Chelsea, as he leveled the Blues’ Oscar with a bone-crushing tackle.  And we’re not talking about the association football-type of tackle you typically see during a soccer match—usually referred to as a slide-tackle. […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Clips Kid with a Free Kick, Gives Him a Jersey (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Clips Kid with a Free Kick, Gives Him a Jersey (Video)

    Man, it’s hard to hate the handsome, successful Cristiano Ronaldo when he’s always doing such nice things. But we’ll keep on trying. This time, the Real Madrid demigod struck a kid in the seats with a free kick that went a little errant during warm-ups. Though this clip doesn’t show the impact, which I thought […]

  • Field Invader in Pink Dress Scores Goal, Gets Removed (Video)

    Field Invader in Pink Dress Scores Goal, Gets Removed (Video)

    The most excitement in the Blackpool-Fulham match came when some field invader, or “pitch invader” if you do the British thing, charged the field and…scored a goal. He scored as much as both sides did up to that point, so I think he should probably be praised for making a 1-0 match a little more […]

  • Watch Lionel Messi Faceplant While Celebrating Goal (Video)

    Watch Lionel Messi Faceplant While Celebrating Goal (Video)

    On Saturday, Lionel Messi scored his 400th goal as a member of Barcelona during their 2-0 win over Valencia. He celebrated the momentous occasion by running behind the opposing goal, slipping on the floor, and falling face first into the advertising hoardings. Watch: Lionel Messi fell flat on his face celebrating his 400th Barcelona goal […]

  • Porn Star Offers Russian Soccer Player Sex In Exchange For Goals (Pics)

    Porn Star Offers Russian Soccer Player Sex In Exchange For Goals (Pics)

    Normally, athletes don’t need much more incentive to do well on the field. Sure, money always motivates, but these guys are trained competitors who want to win no matter what. STILL, I don’t think what porn star Alina Henessy is offering Russian soccer player Alexander Kokorin will go unnoticed. Have a good day everyone! pic.twitter.com/GIalGoAP13 […]