Soccer

  • Picture Of The Day: Bird F@#ker Jersey

    Picture Of The Day: Bird F@#ker Jersey

    What has our world come to? Whereas back then, when you took your child to the nearest sports shop to purchase their first pro sports jersey, they opted for Michael Jordan’s No. 23, Wayne Gretzky’s No. 99, or Roberto Baggio’s No. 10, now they would rather have Bird F#$ker’s No. 07. That’s right!  Bird F#$ker!  […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Aaaaaaaaaaa-Choooooooo

    Picture Of The Day: Aaaaaaaaaaa-Choooooooo

    There might not be anything more nerve racking than an oncoming sneeze in front of a group of people.  ”Will snot come out of all my orifices?” is generally the major concern, so most people (at least I do) try to hold it back.  This guy, who additionally is in front of pervasive camera men […]

  • Ibrahimovic’s Amazing Back Pass (Video)

    Ibrahimovic’s Amazing Back Pass (Video)

    Plays like this can make all of the non-soccer lovers become fans. Check out the beauty and creativity of Ibrahimovic with this rather extraordinary means of getting his teammate a shot on goal. Steve Nash doesn’t have anything on Ibrahimovic. Well, he might have him in the ‘making home movies’ department, since Nash did put […]

  • David Beckham’s Injury Means Less Sex

    David Beckham’s Injury Means Less Sex

    Injuries are an unfortunate reality in all the games we love to watch. It can cost a player money, a shot at a championship, potential endorsements and even some rompage between the sheets. That’s right, sports fans. Get hurt on the field and it may cost you your sex life for a while. That’s what […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Some Fans are Hot, and Some are Not

    Picture Of The Day: Some Fans are Hot, and Some are Not

    Nothing beats a sexy female sports fan…or two!  Sometimes it seems as though you can find one in just about any city in the world, rooting for just about any team, whether it be the Boston Bruins, FC Barcelona, or the Florida Gators. So, with that being said, should we simply assume that all sports […]

  • Brazilian Soccer Players Pepper Sprayed By Police (Video)

    Brazilian Soccer Players Pepper Sprayed By Police (Video)

    At times is can be tough to control soccer players when things get out of control on the pitch, but the Brazilian police may have found the answer to all of South America and Eurpoe’s problems. Pepper Spray! During a Serie D match in the Brazilian state of Rondonia this past Sunday, Genus’ Robson was […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Human Soccer Billboard

    Picture Of The Day: Human Soccer Billboard

    Billboards are often used as a source of advertisement, but every now and then we see them provide an alternate function.  Sometimes they give sports fans the opportunity to voice their displeasure with team management.  And apparently, they also allow fans to take part in the sport they love, albeit, in a rather unusual fashion. […]

  • Soccer Goalie Scores Goal from 70 meters out (Video)

    Soccer Goalie Scores Goal from 70 meters out (Video)

    Dario Capogrosso is a goalkeeper for CAI, which is an Argentine second division soccer club. As you will see, he’s got some serious leg. I wouldn’t be surprised if some NFL scouts give his phone a ring just to do kickoffs for a team. Power plus accuracy equals amazing goal. Now that you’ve seen the […]

  • No Crotch Is Safe In European Soccer

    No Crotch Is Safe In European Soccer

    This past week has been tough on sports groins everywhere, from the hard courts in America, to the soccer fields in Europe. Sure, athletes may be getting bigger and stronger as the years go by, but one thing that they will always remain vulnerable to is the ever-so-dangerous shot to the nuts.  That is exactly […]

  • When Rugby And Soccer Collide, This Is What You Get

    When Rugby And Soccer Collide, This Is What You Get

    Many of soccer’s critics will lambaste the sport for not being tough enough.  That is when soccer purists will tell you that if you do not like the lack of physicality, then you can go watch rugby.  Why can’t we all just get along? Well now we can, thanks to this guy. His brilliantly creative […]

  • Picture Of The Day: ‘Um Coach?’

    Picture Of The Day: ‘Um Coach?’

    Everyone loves a good team picture.  After all, it isn’t often that a team has the opportunity to come together and display their racist views, or show off some incredibly poor playoff beards.  As for these two guys in this team picture, I think their actions would be best kept away from the camera It […]

  • 5 Great Calls from Soccer’s Craziest Announcer, Tiziano Crudeli

    5 Great Calls from Soccer’s Craziest Announcer, Tiziano Crudeli

    For those of you not familiar with Tiziano Crudeli, he can be seen, among some other crazy Italian soccer fanatics, on 7 Gold coverage of Serie A.   Make no mistakes about it.  This guy is just about the most die-hard fan you will ever see.  He even puts his fellow enthusiasts (including this guy) […]

  • Nasri’s Unbelievable Individual Effort Seals Victory For Arsenal

    Nasri’s Unbelievable Individual Effort Seals Victory For Arsenal

    Things were not looking good for Arsenal heading into the second leg of the opening knockout round in UEFA Champions League action.  After losing the first game in Porto by a score of 2-1, they would need a victory in front of their home fans in order to advance to the quarterfinals.  After taking a […]

  • South Africa Orders a Billion Condoms for World Cup

    South Africa Orders a Billion Condoms for World Cup

    South Africa is hosting the World Cup this summer, but that’s not the only thing they plan on hosting.  They expect a lot of sex – a billion of sex to be exact.  No, that’s not hyperbole, either.   And where there is lots of intermingling and sex, there is a slew of sexually transmitted […]

  • Soccer Player Dies in Brazil After Floor Pierces Abdomen (Video)

    Soccer Player Dies in Brazil After Floor Pierces Abdomen (Video)

    Here’s a story that will make you wince in pain just thinking about it and shrug off any future minor splinters.  A futsal soccer player died in Brazil after a piece of the court’s wooden floor pierced his abdomen.  It looked as if the 23-year old player was fully alert and well as he was […]