Soccer

  • Soccer Swing And A Miss (GIF)

    Soccer Swing And A Miss (GIF)

    Only in soccer would we see a player fall to the ground in agony after whiffing on a shot attempt.  I guess when you are a superstar like Steven Gerrard, you simply don’t miss such opportunities.  And when you do, the only way to hide from the embarrassment is to grab your leg and drop […]

  • Nice Save Keeper…Insert Sarcastic Face Here (Video)

    Nice Save Keeper…Insert Sarcastic Face Here (Video)

    Yesterday we provided readers with a glimpse of what may very well have been the greatest worst goaltending FAIL ever.  Well Jaroslav Halak, it appears as though your reign atop such a dubious list has lasted a whole one day, thanks to this soccer keeper from Sinop of Brazil’s lower league. During a semi-final first-leg […]

  • Selfish Nani Spoils Brilliant Cristiano Ronaldo Goal (Video)

    Selfish Nani Spoils Brilliant Cristiano Ronaldo Goal (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo’s ball-handling skills are no secret, and while the Portuguese soccer star has scored plenty of brilliant goals throughout his career, it appeared as though he was on the verge of netting one of his prettiest during yesterday’s friendly against Spain.  After speeding down the wing with the ball at his feet, Ronaldo quickly […]

  • You Will Never See A Worse Miss Than This! (Video)

    You Will Never See A Worse Miss Than This! (Video)

    Sure, this guy may play for Qatar, who are currently ranked 109th in the FIFA World Rankings behind powerhouses like Kuwait, Syria and Oman, but that is still no excuse for hitting the post while standing two feet in front of an empty soccer net. Less than a minute into extra time during a Round […]

  • A Whole New Meaning To The Term “Drum Roll” (GIF)

    A Whole New Meaning To The Term “Drum Roll” (GIF)

    The fans provide the drum, an the riot police supply the roll. Their batons and shields may protect riot police from a lot, but I guess one thing they can’t defend against are those unexpected flying drums.  I guess we should chalk this one up as a victory for the hooligans.

  • Picture Of The Day: Get A Room Boys

    Picture Of The Day: Get A Room Boys

    Is it me or is the arm of Carlos Tevez elbow deep inside Rio Ferdinand? It really isn’t all that surprising to see something like this during a soccer game.  After all, this is the same sport that has previously brought us the doggy-style, crotch-biting and lip-kissing goal celebrations.  These two Manchester rivals don’t appear […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Looks Like Russia Created A New Sport

    Picture Of The Day: Looks Like Russia Created A New Sport

    So what should we call it?  I was thinking something along the lines of “Rockin’ Soccer.” As for the rules, I believe every player is required to play a couple of riffs after each shot.  And as you would probably imagine, goal celebrations include headbanging, flashing the devil horns, and in some cases, you may […]

  • A Flying Clothesline Is Hardly A Clean Soccer Tackle (Video)

    A Flying Clothesline Is Hardly A Clean Soccer Tackle (Video)

    Some people just weren’t meant to play the game of soccer.  After all, how does one justify performing a clothesline tackle on an opponent?  Such tackles are not even acceptable during rugby or football games.  So how does one explain their use during the non-contact game of soccer? I can’t help but laugh at the […]

  • We’ll Give This Cristiano Ronaldo Dive A 9.4 Out Of 10 (Video)

    We’ll Give This Cristiano Ronaldo Dive A 9.4 Out Of 10 (Video)

    To any soccer player who has ever had a problem with critics of the game calling those that play it “sissies”, may I just say that you only have yourselves to blame…and Cristiano Ronaldo. Sure, not all soccer players are sissies.  Sometimes they really do get hurt, but find a way to tough it out […]

  • Synchronized Soccer Playing?  (Video)

    Synchronized Soccer Playing? (Video)

    Celebrations after a goal in soccer are cool and all, but it doesn’t get much better than an in-game team synchronized act.  I know, I know.  You are probably thinking to yourself, “What the hell is this guy talking about?” For the answer to that question, we take you to the Czech Republic, where third-division […]