Soccer

  • Tensions High In Mexico vs. Panama Gold Cup Match

    Tensions High In Mexico vs. Panama Gold Cup Match

    Total Pro Sports – If they didn’t have poor diplomatic relations before, the Mexican and Panamanian teams may have taken their countries down that road last night during their Gold Cup match in Houston.  Maybe Panama should consider sending over some of their cricket booty girls as a show of good faith.  It should work, […]

  • Brazilian Legend Falcão Scores Unreal Indoor Soccer Goal

    Brazilian Legend Falcão Scores Unreal Indoor Soccer Goal

    Total Pro Sports – He is considered to be the world’s best futsal player and after watching this remarkable goal, that should come as no surprise. Alessandro Rosa Vieira, also known as Falcão, was at the Grand Prix de Futsal, one of the largest annual indoor football tournaments.  Representing his home country Brazil, he carried […]

  • Columbian Soccer Player Shoots Heckling Fan

    Columbian Soccer Player Shoots Heckling Fan

    Total Pro Sports – The next time you go to a sporting event and decide it may be fun to heckle some of the players, you may want to reconsider.  Israel Castillo sure wishes he had.  Unfortunately, now he is dead. Javier Florez, a midfielder for Barranquilla’s Atletico Junior Team in Columbia, shot Castillo with […]

  • Frank Lampard Enjoys Scenery In Vegas

    Frank Lampard Enjoys Scenery In Vegas

    Total Pro Sports – Las Vegas has been know as one of the great traveling destinations of the world.  It is where your regular Joe or big-time superstar alike can go, party, and enjoy the scenery.  Frank Lampard is doing just that and it seems as though he likes what he sees. The Chelsea midfielder […]

  • Norwegian Soccer Player Espen Nystuen Celebrates Doggy-style

    Norwegian Soccer Player Espen Nystuen Celebrates Doggy-style

    Total Pro Sports – The odd celebrations continue to roll in today.  First we saw Arland Bruce pay tribute to Michael Jackson in a rather unusual way.  Now it is the Norwegian soccer stars getting into the act.  We don’t assume this to be a tribute to MJ as well.  Unless, of course, the “receiver” […]

  • NBA Stars Show Off Soccer Skills At Showdown In Chinatown

    NBA Stars Show Off Soccer Skills At Showdown In Chinatown

    Total Pro Sports – The classic Showdown in Chinatown put together by Phoenix Suns’ star Steve Nash took place this past Wednesday and once again it was a huge success.  The event brings together some of the biggest soccer and basketball stars from around the world to New York City’s Chinatown for a friendly soccer […]

  • Paris Hilton Says Cristiano Ronaldo Is A “Sissy”

    Paris Hilton Says Cristiano Ronaldo Is A “Sissy”

    Total Pro Sports – There is only one thing that could damage a guy’s manhood more than a public male rub-down.  Having Paris Hilton call you a “sissy.”  Welcome to the world of Cristiano Ronaldo. The original story coming from the mouth of the Portuguese soccer superstar was that with the two being so far […]

  • Football Flasher Tim Orchard Is Balls Deep In Trouble

    Football Flasher Tim Orchard Is Balls Deep In Trouble

    Total Pro Sports – Another odd sexual act in the game of soccer has one player from AFL Tasmanian team Clarence FC in quite a bit of trouble.  What likely started out as a joke between himself and some teammates, now has Tim Orchard in hot water. During an interview with veteran teammate Ben Setchell […]

  • USA Makes Confederation Cup Semis…Did I Miss Something?

    USA Makes Confederation Cup Semis…Did I Miss Something?

    Total Pro Sports – They started out the first game well, leading Italy 1-0 after the half while playing down a man, but it all seemed to go down hill from there for the USA men’s soccer team.  They would allow three second half goals in that game, losing 3-1 to the Azzuri.  Just three […]

  • Horny Shark Mascot Is Swimming In Hot Water

    Horny Shark Mascot Is Swimming In Hot Water

    Total Pro Sports – With mascots in sports mainly used to entertain children, it is just wrong to have them preforming sexually suggestive acts during games.  That is why Willy, the shark mascot for Colombian side Junior Tiburon, is currently swimming in hot water. The inflatable shark is known for humping anything in sight.  His […]

  • Gennaro Gattuso Loses Pants As Italy Lose Game

    Gennaro Gattuso Loses Pants As Italy Lose Game

    Total Pro Sports – The Azzuri flashed something in their Confederations Cup match today against Egypt, but unfortunately it wasn’t brilliance.  Instead, it was Gattuso’s ass that they were showcasing.  That would explain why they lost the game 1-0 to the African nation. During the first half, Italian midfielder Gennaro Gattuso was racing for a […]

  • Iraq Goalie Mohammed Gassid Proves That Soccer Dives Never Get Old

    Iraq Goalie Mohammed Gassid Proves That Soccer Dives Never Get Old

    Total Pro Sports – After watching this video, I can’t help but think that the only thing move painful than a real soccer kick to the face is a fake one.  It is one thing to fake being hurt when you are actually touched, but Iraq goalkeeper Mohammed Gassid looked to have been shot after […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub Down In Vegas…From A Guy

    Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub Down In Vegas…From A Guy

    Total Pro Sports – Seems like the change from Manchester United to Real Madrid wasn’t the only case of “switching teams” for Cristiano Ronaldo.  These photographs taken of the soccer star while poolside just made his Vegas vacation that much more interesting. First the Portuguese international was caught spending a night in Paris (Hilton).  Now […]

  • Victoria Beckham’s Breast Reduction Takes Boobs Down A Notch

    Victoria Beckham’s Breast Reduction Takes Boobs Down A Notch

    Total Pro Sports – It is the third time her breasts have gone under the knife, but the first time that they have left the surgery table with less, rather than more. At the age of 35, Victoria Beckham has decided that life as an upmarket fashion designer and mother of three no longer requires […]

  • Sleazy Salvadorian Men Grope Large Breasted Woman At Soccer Game

    Sleazy Salvadorian Men Grope Large Breasted Woman At Soccer Game

    Total Pro Sports – If you are looking for an example of indecency, look no further than soccer fans in El Salvador.  Someone may want to tell them that the naive years of females as objects without rights are long gone.  Perhaps their women’s rights movements have developed at the same sluggish speed as their […]