Soccer

  • German Celebration Fail (Video)

    German Celebration Fail (Video)

    Perhaps it is a good thing Germany did not win the World Cup, else there may have been plenty more Deutschland douchebags falling out of cars and ending up on the ground, like this guy. What was he celebrating anyways? A quarterfinal victory? Your team didn’t win, and you had to suffer the pain of […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Paul The Octopus’ Secret Unveiled

    Picture Of The Day: Paul The Octopus’ Secret Unveiled

    It was a marvelous World Cup run that ended in triumph.  And no, we are not talking about the Spaniards, who captured their first ever World Cup title with a 1-0 extra time win over the Netherlands on Sunday.  Instead, we are referring to Paul the Octopus, who correctly predicted all eight of the games […]

  • Jimmy Jump Attempts To Touch World Cup Trophy, Gets A Stiff Right (Video)

    Jimmy Jump Attempts To Touch World Cup Trophy, Gets A Stiff Right (Video)

    Jimmy Jump has once again made his mark, and this time it came on the world’s grandest stage at the World Cup final between Spain and Netherlands in Johannesburg.   After Italian captain Fabio Cannavaro brought the championship trophy out onto the field prior to the game, Jimmy Jump attempted to drape it in one of […]

  • Nigel De Jong Vs Xabi Alonso Kung Fu Fighting (GIF)

    Nigel De Jong Vs Xabi Alonso Kung Fu Fighting (GIF)

    It is a great feeling for any soccer player to be playing in the finals of a World Cup, unless you are Spain’s Xabi Alonso, who was on the receiving end of this devastating kick from the Netherlands’ Nigel De Jong. It was the type of kick that is capable of breaking ribs and collapsing […]

  • The Best Goals Of The World Cup…Thus Far (Videos)

    The Best Goals Of The World Cup…Thus Far (Videos)

    Looking back on the past month in South Africa, I think it is fair to say that the 2010 World Cup has provided soccer fans with a fair share of highlight reel goals.  Throughout the first few games it appeared as though the players were having a tough time keeping the Jabulani ball under control, […]

  • Picture Of The Day: This Ref Likes What He Sees

    Picture Of The Day: This Ref Likes What He Sees

    It is the World Cup semi-finals between Germany and Spain.  The beautiful Durban Stadium is filled with some of the world’s best footballers, including David Villa, Xavi, Andrés Iniesta, Carles Puyol, Lukas Podolski, Phillip Lahm and Bastian Schweinsteiger, among others.  The score is tied nil-nil almost 40 minutes in and with both teams getting their […]

  • Hey Germany, PROBLEM?

    Hey Germany, PROBLEM?

    After a long run which saw them trounc Wise Media Group Digital Publisher e the likes of England and Argentina, the German national football team finally met their match when they took on Spain in the semi-finals at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.  It was a hard-fought battle between the two teams, but […]

  • Well, This Is Awkward…

    Well, This Is Awkward…

    This German fan showed a lot of balls as he zoomed across a river in Holland in front of a ton of Orange supporters.  Fortunately for him there was a body of water separating him from the Dutch fans who probably would have beaten him to a bloody pulp.  On the other hand, those fans […]

  • Paul The Octopus Disappoints Germans By Picking Spain

    Paul The Octopus Disappoints Germans By Picking Spain

    Meet Paul the Octopus.  This eight-legged creature was once the prized mascot of the German national football team until he picked Spain to prevail in their World Cup semi-final match which takes place today at Durban Stadium. Paul has correctly predicted the outcome of Germany’s five previous World Cup games, but this is one time […]

  • Has Pornstar Bobbi Eden One-Upped Larissa Riquelme?

    Has Pornstar Bobbi Eden One-Upped Larissa Riquelme?

    Last week, prior to their quarter-final battle with European powerhouse Spain, Larissa Riquelme promised to strip naked in celebration if her Paraguayan national soccer team won the World Cup.  A wonderful treat for all, whether you are from Paraguay or not.  However, this promise from Larissa can not even hold a candle to what pornstar […]

  • 2010 World Cup Logo Depicts Man Shooting AK-47…Thanks MTV3

    2010 World Cup Logo Depicts Man Shooting AK-47…Thanks MTV3

    Whoa — someone at MTV3 is really tired of the 2010 World Cup.  Check out this logo they recently used. But maybe this is just a genius idea to get Americans to like soccer more.  Or to like it at all.  Just add guns.  Because American really like their guns.  And make sure they are […]

  • Dutch Player Demy De Zeeuw Kicked In The Face (GIF)

    Dutch Player Demy De Zeeuw Kicked In The Face (GIF)

    For anyone who still thinks that soccer players are sissies who fake injuries and are afraid to touch each other: please consider this footage from the first half of the Uruguay-Netherlands semifinal match-up in Cape Town, when Uruguay defender Martin Caceres punted Ned midfielder Demy De Zeeuw directly in the face in mid-air, replacing a […]

  • Picture Of The Day: In and Out

    Picture Of The Day: In and Out

    I get the first part, but the second part doesn’t make much sense to me. I bet this chick could help explain it to us. I know soccer players have weird names and their coaches like to pick their noses and eat it, but this is just a little too much here. That Vagenas, probably […]

  • Spain’s Sergio Ramos Kicked in the Head

    Spain’s Sergio Ramos Kicked in the Head

    Spain’s Sergio Ramos was happy to see their World Cup match against Paraguay end. He was happy to see anything after taking a cleat to the head near the end of the game. But it was worth it for Ramos and the Spaniards as they beat Paraguay 1-0, eliminated them from the tournament and now […]