Soccer

  • Picture Of The Day: They’ll Do Anything To Stop Lionel Messi

    Picture Of The Day: They’ll Do Anything To Stop Lionel Messi

    How do you slow down Lionel Messi?  Nigeria and South Korea tried just about everything in their power, from vicious slide tackles, to grabbing his jersey, but their efforts were largely unsuccessful as the man they call “The Flea” has terrorized defenses through the opening round of the 2010 FIFA World Cup. However, on Tuesday […]

  • Not So Fast ESPN!  USA Has Some Final-Minute Magic

    Not So Fast ESPN! USA Has Some Final-Minute Magic

    For all of those Americans who have described soccer as a boring, slow, and uneventful sport, Wednesday, June 23, 2010 may forever be known as the day that changed their minds. Heading into today’s action, the USA found itself tied at two points apiece with England in Group C, two points behind leaders Slovenia, and […]

  • Picture Of The Day – She Also Has Good Ball Handling Skills

    Picture Of The Day – She Also Has Good Ball Handling Skills

    Cristiano Ronaldo may have recently ended his two-year soccer goal scoring drought, but there is no way he’s in a slump with the ladies, right? How could he possibly be in a lady-scoring drought when they literally throw their looseness his way every day and night? Maybe he made this ball handler prove her sign’s […]

  • Americans Think The World Cup Is Boring (Comic)

    Americans Think The World Cup Is Boring (Comic)

    Cletus, grabbing some really cheap beers from the fridge: “Hey, what’s going on in the race?” Verne, watching from a lawn chair…in the living room: “You’re not going to believe this — they just went around the track…again!” Cletus: “No way!” Verne: “Way!!” Cletus: “Whooo Verne, it just keeps getting better!” Verne: Ah know! One […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    The world’s highest paid soccer star finally scored a goal after going scoreless for about two years. A pretty spectacular goal by Ronaldo, scored during the 7-0 massacre of the North Korean team. I think there might be another massacre of the North Korean team coming, because Kim Jong Il is totally pissed. I’m pretty […]

  • Anti-Rape Condom To Be Tested During World Cup

    Anti-Rape Condom To Be Tested During World Cup

    If you ask me, rapists are just about the lowest form of humanity, sharing that title with murderers and deadbeat dads.  In order to help prevent these scumbags from getting their jollies at the expense of their defenseless female victims, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has created the Rape-aXe. In all honesty, its description happens to make […]

  • Picture Of The Day: How To Properly Blow A Vuvuzela

    Picture Of The Day: How To Properly Blow A Vuvuzela

    I have never been much of a fan of the vuvuzels, until now!  Suddenly, those annoying African instruments which have been terrorizing the 2010 FIFA World Cup have adopted a rather sexy look, thanks to this lovely Paraguayan fan.  Now that is how you blow a vuvuzela! First it was Larissa Riquelme, and now we […]

  • Ahhh, My Face! (GIF)

    Ahhh, My Face! (GIF)

    Typical soccer diving from the Brazil game earlier today. Check out this looping Gif of an Ivory Coast player running blindly into a Brazil player and falling to the ground upon impact. The left side of his head hits the right shoulder of the Brazil player, but somehow the Ivory Coast player believes grabbing his […]

  • Rate This World Cup Dive (Video)

    Rate This World Cup Dive (Video)

    Nigeria held a 1-0 lead and were dominating the run of play thirty minutes into their match with Greece yesterday afternoon at the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein, South Africa.  Then with one swift kick of the boot, the tables turned on the African side. Chasing down a ball that was headed out of bounds, […]

  • Picture Of The Day: When One Horn Just Isn’t Enough

    Picture Of The Day: When One Horn Just Isn’t Enough

    We may only be one week into the FIFA World Cup in South Africa, but if I had to start handing out awards, I’d have to give The Most Entertaining Team to Argentina, the Golden Ball (Tournament MVP) to Uruguay’s Diego Forlan, and The Most Annoying Fan to this guy in the image above. Perhaps […]

  • Vuvuzelas Not Welcome In Yankee Stadium

    Vuvuzelas Not Welcome In Yankee Stadium

    They couldn’t silence the sounds of the obnoxious vuvuzelas within South African stadiums, but at Yankee Stadium they were able to kill the buzz before it could even begin. Earlier this year, 27-year-old Anthony Zachariadis bought several vuvuzelas for a reasonable price of $6 each on a soccer website.  His initial intention was to use […]