Soccer

  • German Soccer Fan’s Feet Catch Fire (Video)

    German Soccer Fan’s Feet Catch Fire (Video)

    Imagine hearing a call like this at the end of a sports broadcast: “So that’ll do it here from Germany with our final score 3-2 along with 8 fans getting injured, 3 hospital visits and 2 people getting caught on fire. So long, everybody.” People catching fire? On their bodies? This is like those old […]

  • Soccer + Women + Painted Jerseys = Every Man’s Dream

    Soccer + Women + Painted Jerseys = Every Man’s Dream

    Some may call soccer “The Beautiful Game,” but never has it been more beautiful then when these women are playing it. After all, when you take this masterful sport, add in some of the world’s most gorgeous females, subtract their clothes, then add a little body paint, who even cares about the quality of soccer […]

  • Soccer Goalie Delivers Lethal Drop Kick (Video)

    Soccer Goalie Delivers Lethal Drop Kick (Video)

    People often ask, “What is with all the kicking during soccer fights?”  But when you think about it, kicking in soccer fights makes all the sense in the world.  After all, they are soccer players.  All they do is kick!  So when Baltimore Blast goalkeeper Sagu kicked Yotsi Martinez Olvera of La RaZa de Monterrey, […]

  • Next Time He Will Celebrate Sitting Down (GIF)

    Next Time He Will Celebrate Sitting Down (GIF)

    Seeing your favorite sports team win is enough reason to make anyone feel like celebrating, and while most victory celebrations are filled with joy and happiness, sometimes they may in some sort of physical suffering.  It truly brings meaning to the the phrase “one man’s pleasure is another man’s pain.” As for parading around on […]

  • Did He Just Celebrate By Biting His…? (GIF)

    Did He Just Celebrate By Biting His…? (GIF)

    When it comes to celebrations, soccer rarely disappoints.  Sometimes they may be quite comical, and other times they can be a little too homoerotic for some.  Let’s chalk this one up as a bit of both.  Unlike Cristiano Ronaldo, this guy was not afraid of his teammate’s member.  In fact, he seems to be quite […]

  • Give This Soccer Goalie A Mulligan (Video)

    Give This Soccer Goalie A Mulligan (Video)

    The five-hole goal is quite common in hockey, but when it comes to soccer, it may be a goalies worst nightmare.  After all, does a soccer ball even fit between a man’s legs?  Not when you have a third leg dangling between there like Greg Oden. This goalie likely wishes he was packing the same […]

  • Brazilian Commentator Faints On Live Television (Video)

    Brazilian Commentator Faints On Live Television (Video)

    It is no secret that at times the job of a commentator may be even more difficult than it looks.  Having to deal with rowdy fans, tricky tongue twisters, and even giant octopuses every now and then is enough to throw even the best off their game. As for this unlucky Brazilian commentator, we are […]

  • Nuno Pinto Delivers A No-Look Crotch Kick (Video)

    Nuno Pinto Delivers A No-Look Crotch Kick (Video)

    Many people would chose to classify soccer as a sport played by sissies who flop and dive all over the place, but that is not always the case.  Sometimes the diving is justifiable.  After all, when was the last time a kick to the groin didn’t induce some sort of painful cry? During a Portuguese […]

  • Ghana Player Sucks On Pacifier During African Cup Finals Loss

    Ghana Player Sucks On Pacifier During African Cup Finals Loss

    Dealing with defeat can be tough, especially when it comes in the finals of a tournament as big as the African Cup of Nations.  Thankfully, one of Ghana’s players was prepared well in advance. During the finals of the African continent’s most prestigious tournament, with the score tied 0-0 between Egypt and Ghana, cameras caught […]

  • Nani Scores Brilliant Goal To Lead Man U Over Arsenal (Video)

    Nani Scores Brilliant Goal To Lead Man U Over Arsenal (Video)

    Both Arsenal and Manchester United squared off Sunday in a battle that pitted two teams giving chase to Premiership leaders, Chelsea, against one another.  In the end, only one team would come out on top, and unfortunately for the hometown Gunners, that team would be Man U, thanks in large part to the brilliant performance […]

  • Goalkeeper “Head Butts” Referee During African Cup (Video)

    Goalkeeper “Head Butts” Referee During African Cup (Video)

    Nothing gets the ol’ ticker going faster than an intense African Cup of Nations soccer semifinals game between Egypt and Algeria.   Especially one that winds up being a complete wash, a 4-0 win in favor of Egypt. That doesn’t mean it was completely without some entertainment.  Algeria’s goalkeeper, Faouzi Chaouchi, took exception to a goal […]

  • Ronaldo Receives Red Card for Elbow to Defender’s Face

    Ronaldo Receives Red Card for Elbow to Defender’s Face

    I’m going to say this right up front — I’m not a big soccer fan.  I think it can be fun to watch sometimes, but the amount of diving that takes place just sickens me to the point where I’d almost rather watch a WNBA game. Do not get me wrong, though.  I think soccer […]

  • The Worst Phantom Soccer Goal Ever (Video)

    The Worst Phantom Soccer Goal Ever (Video)

    When Thierry Henry set up the famous hand ball goal that would send France into this summer’s World Cup in South Africa, people from around the globe were up in arms, voicing their anger at what they felt was an embarrassing act of cheating and a terrible call by the referees. Well at least with […]

  • Filipe Scores, Breaks Leg In The Process

    Filipe Scores, Breaks Leg In The Process

    It is hard enough to score a goal in the game of soccer, but when one sacrifices his body just to put his team on the board, the praise, and pain, may never be greater. That was the case Sunday afternoon when Deportivo La Coruna took on Athletic Bilbao in Spanish League action.  With the […]

  • Stacy Keibler: Wrestler, Dancer, Soccer Player?

    Stacy Keibler: Wrestler, Dancer, Soccer Player?

    Stacy Keibler has rocked it as a wrestler, and she was selected as one of our top 10 all-time WWE hottest divas. Then she rocked it on “Dancing With the Stars” in season 2, finishing third. She wasn’t as awesome as the world’s greatest dancer, but then again, who is? Now we find Stacy on […]