Soccer

  • Inter Milan Celebrate UCL Victory In Strange Fashion (Pics+Vid)

    Inter Milan Celebrate UCL Victory In Strange Fashion (Pics+Vid)

    It was a hard fought game for the reigning Italian League champions, which saw them lose to F.C. Barcelona by a score of 1-0, but defeat them in their UEFA Champions League semi-final match-up by a score of 3-2 on aggregate.  After losing Thiago Motta to a second yellow card in the first half, Inter’s […]

  • The Most Grueling Slide Tackle Nut-Shot Ever!

    The Most Grueling Slide Tackle Nut-Shot Ever!

    You would hope that after seeing the likes of David Cortes and Jorge Fucile having their groins annihilated by the boots of their opponents, jock straps would become more prevalent in the sport of soccer.  Well if these past incidents didn’t do the trick, perhaps this one finally will. During a match between Pachuca and […]

  • Soccer Blunder Of The Century (Video)

    Soccer Blunder Of The Century (Video)

    Even the most noobiest of the noobs know one thing about soccer: it’s boring. Just kidding, just kidding. The one thing everyone knows about soccer is no hands. Except maybe this dude: As if it wasn’t bad enough that he completely whiffed, Kansas City Wizards striker Kei Kamara then throws his hands up and starts […]

  • A Soccer Celebration To Die For

    A Soccer Celebration To Die For

    When it comes to the beautiful game of soccer, the excessive diving may annoy you, but the creative goals and celebrations that follow easily make up for it.  And thanks to Bajram Fetai, we have yet another great goal celebration to place amongst the all-time greats. Playing against his former team who gave him the […]

  • Which Dive Was Better? (GIF)

    Which Dive Was Better? (GIF)

    Sure, professional wrestlers may be good at faking, but they may have finally met their match.  After all, when it comes to taking a dive, soccer players are second to none.  Here is just another piece of evidence. After seeing an opponent hit the deck like he had just been shot, this player decided to […]

  • The Rare Double Bicycle Kick Goal (Video)

    The Rare Double Bicycle Kick Goal (Video)

    A bicycle kick goal in soccer is no easy feat to perform.  To leap into the air and perform a semi-backflip while kicking a ball into a net that you cannot see is even harder than is sounds, but there are several players throughout the world with the uncanny ability to execute this maneuver.  Two […]

  • Soccer Player Scores Goal, Gets Face Slapped

    Soccer Player Scores Goal, Gets Face Slapped

    Gooooooalllllll!! Slapppppppp!! Apparently this soccer fan doesn’t care much for this Croatian team, nor is he a big fan of players jumping up into the stands. The player that scored the goal is Tomislav Bosec of the Croatian league’s Inter Zapresic.  I believe that was also the name of a pretty dope track from the […]

  • Red Bull Salzburg Goalkeeper Suffers Nasty Leg Break

    Red Bull Salzburg Goalkeeper Suffers Nasty Leg Break

    I may be harsh on soccer players at times for their homoerotic on-field acts, but the dangers that are often associated with “the beautiful game” should not go unnoticed.  Sure, there may be a lot of diving taking place on the pitch, but every once in a while the injuries that these players seem to […]

  • Just Another Homosexual Soccer Celebration

    Just Another Homosexual Soccer Celebration

    If all their diving and whining wasn’t garnering enough criticism from soccer skeptics, their celebrations certainly will.  Sure, there may be a bit of a feminine side to some of the sport’s greatest stars, but at times these post-goal, and post-victory, celebrations can be a little too over the top. The latest instance came this […]

  • The Force Is Strong In BMO Field

    The Force Is Strong In BMO Field

    Fans within the Toronto sports scene have shown a great deal of creativity at times when it comes to their crowd signs, but this sign is just weird.  Have times become so desperate for Toronto FC that they have to turn to Yoda in order to light a fire under their team’s ass? Who knows?  […]

  • Thirsty Wayne Rooney Caught In The Act (Video)

    Thirsty Wayne Rooney Caught In The Act (Video)

    Out with an injury to a ligament in his ankle, Wayne Rooney has been forced to watch his Manchester United team from the stands, and that has not been easy.  During his time away from the pitch, he has witnessed his club fall to Bayern Munich in Champions League action before losing a crucial Premiere […]

  • Your Spin Move Soccer Penalty Shot Sucks (Video)

    Your Spin Move Soccer Penalty Shot Sucks (Video)

    This guy is no David Beckham or Ronaldinho, but you have to give him an A for effort and also creativity. As for leg strength, well let’s just say that this guy needs a visit to the gym. And for execution? See for yourself: I’ve heard of soccer players throwing things at the fans, but […]

  • Soccer Player Throws Water Bottle at a Fan (Video)

    Soccer Player Throws Water Bottle at a Fan (Video)

    When it comes to soccer, we have grown accustomed to seeing fans throw things at the players on the pitch.  Rarely do we witness the opposite occurring, however, yesterday in Hamburg, Germany, that was exactly what transpired. Playing against a 10-man, bottom of the barrel Hannover 96 team, Hamburg came out sluggish and stayed that […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Bird F@#ker Jersey

    Picture Of The Day: Bird F@#ker Jersey

    What has our world come to? Whereas back then, when you took your child to the nearest sports shop to purchase their first pro sports jersey, they opted for Michael Jordan’s No. 23, Wayne Gretzky’s No. 99, or Roberto Baggio’s No. 10, now they would rather have Bird F#$ker’s No. 07. That’s right!  Bird F#$ker!  […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Aaaaaaaaaaa-Choooooooo

    Picture Of The Day: Aaaaaaaaaaa-Choooooooo

    There might not be anything more nerve racking than an oncoming sneeze in front of a group of people.  “Will snot come out of all my orifices?” is generally the major concern, so most people (at least I do) try to hold it back.  This guy, who additionally is in front of pervasive camera men […]