Soccer

  • When Rugby And Soccer Collide, This Is What You Get

    When Rugby And Soccer Collide, This Is What You Get

    Many of soccer’s critics will lambaste the sport for not being tough enough.  That is when soccer purists will tell you that if you do not like the lack of physicality, then you can go watch rugby.  Why can’t we all just get along? Well now we can, thanks to this guy. His brilliantly creative […]

  • Picture Of The Day: ‘Um Coach?’

    Picture Of The Day: ‘Um Coach?’

    Everyone loves a good team picture.  After all, it isn’t often that a team has the opportunity to come together and display their racist views, or show off some incredibly poor playoff beards.  As for these two guys in this team picture, I think their actions would be best kept away from the camera It […]

  • 5 Great Calls from Soccer’s Craziest Announcer, Tiziano Crudeli

    5 Great Calls from Soccer’s Craziest Announcer, Tiziano Crudeli

    For those of you not familiar with Tiziano Crudeli, he can be seen, among some other crazy Italian soccer fanatics, on 7 Gold coverage of Serie A.   Make no mistakes about it.  This guy is just about the most die-hard fan you will ever see.  He even puts his fellow enthusiasts (including this guy) […]

  • Nasri’s Unbelievable Individual Effort Seals Victory For Arsenal

    Nasri’s Unbelievable Individual Effort Seals Victory For Arsenal

    Things were not looking good for Arsenal heading into the second leg of the opening knockout round in UEFA Champions League action.  After losing the first game in Porto by a score of 2-1, they would need a victory in front of their home fans in order to advance to the quarterfinals.  After taking a […]

  • South Africa Orders a Billion Condoms for World Cup

    South Africa Orders a Billion Condoms for World Cup

    South Africa is hosting the World Cup this summer, but that’s not the only thing they plan on hosting.  They expect a lot of sex – a billion of sex to be exact.  No, that’s not hyperbole, either.   And where there is lots of intermingling and sex, there is a slew of sexually transmitted […]

  • Soccer Player Dies in Brazil After Floor Pierces Abdomen (Video)

    Soccer Player Dies in Brazil After Floor Pierces Abdomen (Video)

    Here’s a story that will make you wince in pain just thinking about it and shrug off any future minor splinters.  A futsal soccer player died in Brazil after a piece of the court’s wooden floor pierced his abdomen.  It looked as if the 23-year old player was fully alert and well as he was […]

  • Wind 1, TSV Grunbach 0 (Video)

    Wind 1, TSV Grunbach 0 (Video)

    When your defense is holding the fort and making things tough for the opposition, there are always those x-factors that one must be aware of, else all that hard work directed towards protecting your goal can quickly go to waste.  So what do those “x-factors” consist of anyways? Sometimes it may be the opposing team’s […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Caught Wearing A Soccer Thong

    Picture Of The Day: Caught Wearing A Soccer Thong

    Busted!!! If soccer fights didn’t already seem effeminate enough with all the slapping, kicking, hair pulling, and retreating, then this new addition should do the trick.  Introducing the soccer thong.  It is probably the last thing you will want you opponent to see while he is trying to deliver a cleat to your face. This […]

  • German Soccer Fan’s Feet Catch Fire (Video)

    German Soccer Fan’s Feet Catch Fire (Video)

    Imagine hearing a call like this at the end of a sports broadcast: “So that’ll do it here from Germany with our final score 3-2 along with 8 fans getting injured, 3 hospital visits and 2 people getting caught on fire. So long, everybody.” People catching fire? On their bodies? This is like those old […]

  • Soccer + Women + Painted Jerseys = Every Man’s Dream

    Soccer + Women + Painted Jerseys = Every Man’s Dream

    Some may call soccer “The Beautiful Game,” but never has it been more beautiful then when these women are playing it. After all, when you take this masterful sport, add in some of the world’s most gorgeous females, subtract their clothes, then add a little body paint, who even cares about the quality of soccer […]

  • Soccer Goalie Delivers Lethal Drop Kick (Video)

    Soccer Goalie Delivers Lethal Drop Kick (Video)

    People often ask, “What is with all the kicking during soccer fights?”  But when you think about it, kicking in soccer fights makes all the sense in the world.  After all, they are soccer players.  All they do is kick!  So when Baltimore Blast goalkeeper Sagu kicked Yotsi Martinez Olvera of La RaZa de Monterrey, […]

  • Next Time He Will Celebrate Sitting Down (GIF)

    Next Time He Will Celebrate Sitting Down (GIF)

    Seeing your favorite sports team win is enough reason to make anyone feel like celebrating, and while most victory celebrations are filled with joy and happiness, sometimes they may in some sort of physical suffering.  It truly brings meaning to the the phrase “one man’s pleasure is another man’s pain.” As for parading around on […]

  • Did He Just Celebrate By Biting His…? (GIF)

    Did He Just Celebrate By Biting His…? (GIF)

    When it comes to celebrations, soccer rarely disappoints.  Sometimes they may be quite comical, and other times they can be a little too homoerotic for some.  Let’s chalk this one up as a bit of both.  Unlike Cristiano Ronaldo, this guy was not afraid of his teammate’s member.  In fact, he seems to be quite […]

  • Give This Soccer Goalie A Mulligan (Video)

    Give This Soccer Goalie A Mulligan (Video)

    The five-hole goal is quite common in hockey, but when it comes to soccer, it may be a goalies worst nightmare.  After all, does a soccer ball even fit between a man’s legs?  Not when you have a third leg dangling between there like Greg Oden. This goalie likely wishes he was packing the same […]

  • Brazilian Commentator Faints On Live Television (Video)

    Brazilian Commentator Faints On Live Television (Video)

    It is no secret that at times the job of a commentator may be even more difficult than it looks.  Having to deal with rowdy fans, tricky tongue twisters, and even giant octopuses every now and then is enough to throw even the best off their game. As for this unlucky Brazilian commentator, we are […]