Soccer

  • This is Why You Don’t Play Indoor Soccer on Hardwood (Video)

    This is Why You Don’t Play Indoor Soccer on Hardwood (Video)

    The gruesome soccer injuries are starting to pile up lately.  Just watch that referee get knocked out by the ball in the middle of a match.  Now we have another head injury, though this one occurred in a far less athletic setting. I don’t personally play soccer, but I can tell you just from looking […]

  • Moroccan Referee Knocked Out by Soccer Ball (Video)

    Moroccan Referee Knocked Out by Soccer Ball (Video)

    There are moments when we are reminded of the dangers that officiators face when stepping onto a field of play.  A Moroccan football referee recently demonstrated this with stunning accuracy during a league match between DHJ El Jadida and FUS Rabat.  During the game Khalid Ramsis was struck in the head by a volley from […]

  • Soccer Goalie Scores Crazy Goal (Video)

    Soccer Goalie Scores Crazy Goal (Video)

    This goalie in a soccer game came all the way down to the other end of the of the field and headed in an amazing goal to win the game for Standard Liege in a crucial game.  The goal, and subsequent win, propelled Sinan Bolat‘s team into the Europa League. Impressed?  I know I am.  […]

  • Soccer Goalie Jens Lehman Takes a Leak During Game

    Soccer Goalie Jens Lehman Takes a Leak During Game

    I don’t want to make this into a whole “Is soccer awesome or not” debate again, but this video from a game between Champions League teams Stuttgart and Unirea Urziceni last night definitely helps the argument for soccer in my humble opinion.  In no major American sport could a player get away with sneaking away […]

  • Soccer Player Misses Wide Open Net (Video)

    Soccer Player Misses Wide Open Net (Video)

    The words “of all time” get thrown around a lot these days, and their meaning is severely diminished by the frequency with which they’re used.  That’s not going to stop me from using them here though.  This is the worst soccer miss of all time.  I’m not saying I have seen every soccer shot ever, […]

  • Incredible Soccer Goal Makes Scoring Look Easy

    Incredible Soccer Goal Makes Scoring Look Easy

    Not all goals are created equal.  This one is a prime example of that.  What might be extremely difficult is made to look easy in this video, with one of the players kicking a slow, long, arcing goal that seemed almost effortless.  I assure you it wasn’t.  This isn’t the first long goal we have […]

  • French Soccer Goalie Breaks Leg in Half (Video)

    French Soccer Goalie Breaks Leg in Half (Video)

    The goalie for PSG plays with his heart over his head.  At least thats what it looks like after watching this painful video.  With his team up 1-0 in the 85th minute of the game, Gregory Coupet dove for a ball to prevent giving the other team a corner kick.  Unfortunately for Mr. Coupet, his […]

  • Thierry Henry Handball Downs Ireland (Video)

    Thierry Henry Handball Downs Ireland (Video)

    Thierry Henry is one of the greatest and most recognized names in international soccer.  His success on the pitch has been off the charts in both club and international play.  On top of that, his face has become well-known worldwide from his many sponsors and advertisers, one of which are the famous Gillette commercials where […]

  • Elizabeth Lambert Is Looking For A Date (Video)

    Elizabeth Lambert Is Looking For A Date (Video)

    After being labeled “psycho bitch” and “butch”, among the many other names that New Mexico soccer player Elizabeth Lambert has received in recent weeks following her on-the-field antics in a game against BYU, it may not be surprising to hear that she has experienced some trouble finding a male companion in her life. Now that […]

  • Soccer Taunt Backfires on Goalie (Video)

    Soccer Taunt Backfires on Goalie (Video)

    Taunting.  In American football, it is addressed by a penalty and sometimes a fine.  In soccer it varies.  As this video makes clear, not all taunts are created equal, however.  Taunts can work in two ways, either the person taunting the opposing team backs it up, or he doesn’t.  And then of course there’s the […]

  • The Fastest Soccer Goal Ever (Video)

    The Fastest Soccer Goal Ever (Video)

    I didn’t play soccer past about 8th grade, and I sure as hell never played goalie, but I’m confident that this goalie is possibly the worst to ever take the field.  Aren’t goalies supposed to stop easy goals like that in their sleep? Finally a soccer highlight that doesn’t involve assault and battery.  During this […]

  • Fight Breaks Out During High School Girls Soccer Game (Video)

    Fight Breaks Out During High School Girls Soccer Game (Video)

    Would it be so wrong of me to assume that maybe it is just that time of the month?  How else would you explain all of the violent behavior occurring during female soccer games? Last week it was Elizabeth Lambert of the University of New Mexico who went all “crazy bitch” on her opponents during […]

  • Chelsea Fan Brushes Teeth in Stands During Game (Video)

    Chelsea Fan Brushes Teeth in Stands During Game (Video)

    Some things you can expect to see at a European soccer game may include a few fans running onto the field to score a goal, and quite possibly some hot porn stars flashing their breasts to the crowd. Now, thanks to this Chelsea supporter, you can add the brushing of teeth to the list.  Who […]

  • Women’s Soccer Bully Elizabeth Lambert Suspended Indefinitely

    Women’s Soccer Bully Elizabeth Lambert Suspended Indefinitely

    Elizabeth Lambert, the violent, dirty, women’s soccer player that everyone has been hearing about since Sportscenter ran the story, has now come out with an apology. As these things go, this story is developing like clockwork.  Bad incident, press coverage, school takes disciplinary action (mostly to save face), then player apologizes.  Lambert viciously tackled, punched, […]