Soccer

  • Kansas City Wizards’ Claudio Lopez Scores From 60 Yards Out

    Kansas City Wizards’ Claudio Lopez Scores From 60 Yards Out

    Total Pro Sports – Earlier today we showed you a Ronaldo shot attempt gone bad.  This time we are here to bring you a Claudio Lopez shot gone good.  Very Good! I guess David Beckham isn’t the only one who can bend it in from long distances, and while he has been busy fighting with […]

  • Ronaldo Has Gone From Great Goal Scorer To Embarassing Free Kick Taker

    Ronaldo Has Gone From Great Goal Scorer To Embarassing Free Kick Taker

    Total Pro Sports – It was long ago when Ronaldo was leading his Brazilian International soccer club to the 2002 World Cup, and breaking the career World Cup goal scoring record at the 2006 tournament in Germany. He has since stumbled somewhat into soccer obscurity, going back to his home country Brazil to play with […]

  • New Getafe Kit Has Players Showing Love For The Burger King

    New Getafe Kit Has Players Showing Love For The Burger King

    Total Pro Sports – Chalk this one up as another WTF moment in the world of sports.  Spanish soccer club Getafe has a new kit and it has the face of the King all over it.  The Burger King that is. Burger King is the new sponsor of Getafe for the upcoming season and that […]

  • David Backham Confronts A Fan During His L.A. Return

    David Backham Confronts A Fan During His L.A. Return

    Total Pro Sports – Talk about irony.  It was David Backham‘s first game back in Los Angeles with the Galaxy, and it came against none other than Italian club giants AC Milan, the team Beckham left L.A. to play with.  Not surprisingly, fans were well aware of this, treating the English International as if he […]

  • Celso Borges Scores Amazing Bicycle Kick Goal At Gold Cup

    Celso Borges Scores Amazing Bicycle Kick Goal At Gold Cup

    Total Pro Sports – It was a mismatch from the start, and Costa Rica wasted no time creating highlight-reel goals in their quarterfinal matchup with Guadalupe at the Gold Cup.  Brazil’s Falcão now has competition for the soccer goal of the year. Only three minutes into the match, Celso Borges of Costa Rica came out […]

  • Tensions High In Mexico vs. Panama Gold Cup Match

    Tensions High In Mexico vs. Panama Gold Cup Match

    Total Pro Sports – If they didn’t have poor diplomatic relations before, the Mexican and Panamanian teams may have taken their countries down that road last night during their Gold Cup match in Houston.  Maybe Panama should consider sending over some of their cricket booty girls as a show of good faith.  It should work, […]

  • Brazilian Legend Falcão Scores Unreal Indoor Soccer Goal

    Brazilian Legend Falcão Scores Unreal Indoor Soccer Goal

    Total Pro Sports – He is considered to be the world’s best futsal player and after watching this remarkable goal, that should come as no surprise. Alessandro Rosa Vieira, also known as Falcão, was at the Grand Prix de Futsal, one of the largest annual indoor football tournaments.  Representing his home country Brazil, he carried […]

  • Columbian Soccer Player Shoots Heckling Fan

    Columbian Soccer Player Shoots Heckling Fan

    Total Pro Sports – The next time you go to a sporting event and decide it may be fun to heckle some of the players, you may want to reconsider.  Israel Castillo sure wishes he had.  Unfortunately, now he is dead. Javier Florez, a midfielder for Barranquilla’s Atletico Junior Team in Columbia, shot Castillo with […]

  • Frank Lampard Enjoys Scenery In Vegas

    Frank Lampard Enjoys Scenery In Vegas

    Total Pro Sports – Las Vegas has been know as one of the great traveling destinations of the world.  It is where your regular Joe or big-time superstar alike can go, party, and enjoy the scenery.  Frank Lampard is doing just that and it seems as though he likes what he sees. The Chelsea midfielder […]

  • Norwegian Soccer Player Espen Nystuen Celebrates Doggy-style

    Norwegian Soccer Player Espen Nystuen Celebrates Doggy-style

    Total Pro Sports – The odd celebrations continue to roll in today.  First we saw Arland Bruce pay tribute to Michael Jackson in a rather unusual way.  Now it is the Norwegian soccer stars getting into the act.  We don’t assume this to be a tribute to MJ as well.  Unless, of course, the “receiver” […]

  • NBA Stars Show Off Soccer Skills At Showdown In Chinatown

    NBA Stars Show Off Soccer Skills At Showdown In Chinatown

    Total Pro Sports – The classic Showdown in Chinatown put together by Phoenix Suns’ star Steve Nash took place this past Wednesday and once again it was a huge success.  The event brings together some of the biggest soccer and basketball stars from around the world to New York City’s Chinatown for a friendly soccer […]

  • Paris Hilton Says Cristiano Ronaldo Is A “Sissy”

    Paris Hilton Says Cristiano Ronaldo Is A “Sissy”

    Total Pro Sports – There is only one thing that could damage a guy’s manhood more than a public male rub-down.  Having Paris Hilton call you a “sissy.”  Welcome to the world of Cristiano Ronaldo. The original story coming from the mouth of the Portuguese soccer superstar was that with the two being so far […]

  • Football Flasher Tim Orchard Is Balls Deep In Trouble

    Football Flasher Tim Orchard Is Balls Deep In Trouble

    Total Pro Sports – Another odd sexual act in the game of soccer has one player from AFL Tasmanian team Clarence FC in quite a bit of trouble.  What likely started out as a joke between himself and some teammates, now has Tim Orchard in hot water. During an interview with veteran teammate Ben Setchell […]

  • USA Makes Confederation Cup Semis…Did I Miss Something?

    USA Makes Confederation Cup Semis…Did I Miss Something?

    Total Pro Sports – They started out the first game well, leading Italy 1-0 after the half while playing down a man, but it all seemed to go down hill from there for the USA men’s soccer team.  They would allow three second half goals in that game, losing 3-1 to the Azzuri.  Just three […]

  • Horny Shark Mascot Is Swimming In Hot Water

    Horny Shark Mascot Is Swimming In Hot Water

    Total Pro Sports – With mascots in sports mainly used to entertain children, it is just wrong to have them preforming sexually suggestive acts during games.  That is why Willy, the shark mascot for Colombian side Junior Tiburon, is currently swimming in hot water. The inflatable shark is known for humping anything in sight.  His […]