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  • Mark Sanchez Celebrates Win by Poisoning Himself with Cheesesteaks (Video)

    Mark Sanchez Celebrates Win by Poisoning Himself with Cheesesteaks (Video)

    Mark Sanchez decided to celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles’ decisive victory on Monday night by slowly killing himself with Philly cheesesteaks. Needless to say, the Philly fans ate it up, if only because they’re under some weird spell that causes them to think that the “traditional” Philly cheesesteaks are the pinnacle form of the dish. NOT […]

  • Derrick Rose Assist Is the Highlight of Bulls Win Over Pistons (Video)

    Derrick Rose Assist Is the Highlight of Bulls Win Over Pistons (Video)

    An assist is not usually a highlight unto itself. It’s usually a prelude to the highlight. However, that rule of thumb does not apply to this Derrick Rose assist. In this case, the assist is the main attraction. Rose, the former NBA MVP turned glass-legged invalid, has been nursing a sprained ankle that he sustained […]

  • 30 Epic Sports-Themed Haircuts by Rob the Original

    30 Epic Sports-Themed Haircuts by Rob the Original

    When it comes to sports-themed haircuts, Rob the Original is king. Who is Rob the Original? Well he’s not just a barber, that’s for sure. Based in San Antonio, Mr. Original bills himself as a “hair artist.” And while that sort of description would usually make me roll my eyes, the fact is there’s no other way to […]

  • Morehead State Quarterback Gets Flattened by Helmet-Popping Hit (Video)

    Morehead State Quarterback Gets Flattened by Helmet-Popping Hit (Video)

    On Sunday, LeBron James told ESPN’s Chris Broussard that his sons are not allowed to play football. Perhaps he had just seen what happened to Morehead State quarterback Austin Gahafer on Saturday. The Eagles were in sunny southern California over the weekend to take on the San Diego Toreros in NCAA Football Championship Series action. […]

  • Chip Kelly’s Blitzkrieg Eagles Offense Was Too Fast for the Referees Last Night (GIF + Video)

    Chip Kelly’s Blitzkrieg Eagles Offense Was Too Fast for the Referees Last Night (GIF + Video)

    Philadelphia Eagles fans were probably a little nervous when starting QB Nick Foles went down with a broken collarbone—not because Foles has been playing particularly well, but because they feared the second stringer, Mark Sanchez, had spent more time staying abreast of the various culinary delights at CenturyLink Field than learning Chip Kelly‘s playbook. On Monday night, however, Sanchez proved […]

  • Mike Tirico Thinks Cam Newton is Michael Vick During MNF (Video)

    Mike Tirico Thinks Cam Newton is Michael Vick During MNF (Video)

    Mike Tirico, despite being a professional football announcer, succumbed to black quarterback profiling tonight as he confused running quarterback Cam Newton with slightly smaller running quarterback Michael Vick. Let the record show that Mike Tirico, nor any other announcer, has ever confused Tom Brady and Peyton Manning—though announcers do often mistake Jay Cutler for a […]

  • Crossfit Gets Even More Ridiculous When This Guy Does It (Video)

    Crossfit Gets Even More Ridiculous When This Guy Does It (Video)

    Crossfit is easy enough to mock when people are doing it right. It involves lots of shouting, poorly positioned exercises, and people chucking around tires and ropes like they’re mental patients. That’s the best Crossfit gets. The worst it gets is…right here. It’s hard to tell if this guy is serious or joking, and equally […]

  • Saints’ Keenan Lewis Played Through This Nasty Injury vs. 49ers (Pic)

    Saints’ Keenan Lewis Played Through This Nasty Injury vs. 49ers (Pic)

    Keenan Lewis should be playing ball with a leather helmet and a mouth full of chewing tobacco. The star cornerback made it through the entire Saints-49ers game to reveal a pretty grotesque injury. As you can see from the image above, Lewis’ quadricep sort of rolled up and began a life of its own. Not really, […]