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  • Penguins Ice Girl Takes a Spill While Collecting Hats (GIF)

    Penguins Ice Girl Takes a Spill While Collecting Hats (GIF)

    Tomas Hertl wasn’t the only NHL player to score a bunch of goals last night.  Jussi Jokinen of the Pittsburgh Penguins was also lighting the lamp at an incredible rate, recording a hat-trick against the Carolina Hurricanes. That performance from Jokinen had to sting the Canes, who are still on the hook for almost a […]

  • 15 Athletes with a Special Fondness for Prostitutes

    15 Athletes with a Special Fondness for Prostitutes

    If there’s one thing that’s become clear to me in the years that I’ve been writing about sports, it’s that athletes generally do not have a difficult time finding love. And of course, by “finding love” I mean finding extremely hot women willing to get busy with and/or marry them. You therefore would not think […]

  • Watch This Division III College Football Player Get Obliterated (GIF)

    Watch This Division III College Football Player Get Obliterated (GIF)

    When we talk about football players getting “decleated,” we mean they got hit so hard it knocked them right off their feet—which of course are wearing cleats. Get it? Well, the hit you are about to see isn’t just a decleater. It’s a dehelmeter and a demouthguarder, too. It comes from a Division III NCAA […]

  • New York Giants Games Banned at New York Strip Club

    New York Giants Games Banned at New York Strip Club

    Everyone knew one of the teams that play in MetLife Stadium would be awful this year. What’s really surprising is that it’s not the Jets, but the Giants. While Geno Smith has led the Jets to an improbable 3-2 record—miraculously keeping Rex Ryan employed into Week 6—two-time Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning and the sad-sack […]

  • David Ortiz Gets Hit in the Groin with a Baseball (Video)

    David Ortiz Gets Hit in the Groin with a Baseball (Video)

    The Boston Red Sox are not a particularly likable franchise anymore. They were, prior to 2004, when they hadn’t won a World Series in almost a century. But since then, they’ve become insufferable, surpassed only by the Yankees. This is why we loved it when they imploded in 2011. Guys eating fried chicken and drinking […]

  • This Day In Sports History (October 9th) — Frank Robinson

    This Day In Sports History (October 9th) — Frank Robinson

    It was on this day in 1974 that Frank Robinson was hired to manage the Cleveland Indians, making him the first black manager in Major League Baseball history. Robinson played for the California Angels during the first half of the 1974 season, but after managing in the winter leagues during the early 70′s, he began […]

  • Stat Line of the Night — 10/8/2013 — Tomas Hertl

    Stat Line of the Night — 10/8/2013 — Tomas Hertl

    San Jose Sharks rookie Tomas Hertl may be the most popular waiver wire pickup in fantasy hockey leagues today.  Unfortunately for you poolies out there, by the time you read this, he’ll probably already be picked up by someone else in your league who witnessed the 19-year-old’s performance last night against the New York Rangers. […]

  • Jonathan Quick’s Gaffe  Results In Embarrassing Own Goal (Video)

    Jonathan Quick’s Gaffe Results In Embarrassing Own Goal (Video)

    In the spring of 2012, impeccable goaltending from Jonathan Quick propelled the Los Angeles Kings to their first ever Stanley Cup Championship, and Quick rightly won the Con Smythe trophy as MVP of the playoffs for his outstanding performance. Last year? Well, the Kings did make it back to the Western Conference Finals, and at […]

  • 13 Kids to Watch During the 2013-14 NHL Season

    13 Kids to Watch During the 2013-14 NHL Season

    The 2013-14 NHL season is just a week old, and with the NFL and the MLB postseason in full swing, chances are you still haven’t been able to wrap your head around what’s what and who’s who. This list, however, should help. Today we’re going to give you a rundown of some of the exciting […]

  • Julio Jones Makes Incredible One-Handed Catch (GIF)

    Julio Jones Makes Incredible One-Handed Catch (GIF)

    With the Atlanta Falcons facing a 1st & 20 from their own 27 yard line with 5:35 remaining in the fourth quarter and the Jets leading by a score of 27-20, it was time for a member of the Dirty Birds to step up and make a big play on offense. That someone was Julio […]

  • Here’s Some Guy Shattering the Backboard with a 360º Dunk (Video)

    Here’s Some Guy Shattering the Backboard with a 360º Dunk (Video)

    Have you ever heard of the Harlem Wizards? They’re very much like the Harlem Globetrotters in that they’re a basketball team that goes around entertaining people with tricks and stunts. The only differences are that the Wizards do most of their work for local charities and youth organizations, they are actually still based in Harlem, […]