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  • Canadian Football Goal Posts Aren’t In the Best Location (Video)

    Canadian Football Goal Posts Aren’t In the Best Location (Video)

    For those of you who are like, “I think Canadian football goal posts are situated very safely and unobtrusively on the field,” I would like to offer a rebuttal: They aren’t. While you’re busy collecting evidence to support your argument, allow me to share some to support mine. This video, for example. In it, a Canadian […]

  • Derek Jeter Retirement Gifts Power Rankings: Every One from Worst to First

    Derek Jeter Retirement Gifts Power Rankings: Every One from Worst to First

    Legendary Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter is very old. For that reason he is retiring at the end of this year. And, like all future Hall of Famers these days, that means Derek Jeter got a season-long farewell tour, wherein each and every team the Yankees visited was legally obligated to lavish the Captain with gifts he could […]

  • Apparently Drake is an Oregon Ducks Fan Now? (Pic)

    Apparently Drake is an Oregon Ducks Fan Now? (Pic)

    As you may know, Aubrey Graham, a.k.a. Drake, has an ever-rotating and expanding series of sports allegiances that fit into three basic categories. The first category consists of teams from his home town of Toronto, such as the Toronto Raptors. The second consists of teams with star players whom Drake wants to (or already has) […]

  • Darren Sproles Unstoppable in Eagles’ Huge Comeback Win Over Colts (Videos)

    Darren Sproles Unstoppable in Eagles’ Huge Comeback Win Over Colts (Videos)

    They’re just two games into the 2014 season, and the high-octane Chip Kelly offense definitely needs a little fine tuning. But so far Darren Sproles is starting to look like a pretty good pickup for the Philadelphia Eagles. Last night the second string “running back” was pretty much unstoppable, sparking Philly to a thrilling comeback […]

  • NFL Arrests: 11 Most Common Crimes Committed by NFL Players

    NFL Arrests: 11 Most Common Crimes Committed by NFL Players

    Well this certainly isn’t how the league was hoping things would go. Two weeks into the 2014 NFL season, and so far the biggest stories are about players who beat their wives and children. First it was the video of Ray Rice punching his wife in the elevator of an Atlantic City casino. Now Adrian Peterson has been […]

  • Angry Peyton Manning Targets Julius Thomas This Time Around (Video)

    Angry Peyton Manning Targets Julius Thomas This Time Around (Video)

    Angry Peyton Manning is making more and more appearances as the Denver Broncos QB gets further and further into his career. While some players get calmer with age, we’ve always had the feeling that Peyton Manning has a compulsion for more titles, and with the Super Bowl loss last year, that window might be getting […]

  • Adrian Peterson Reinstated by Minnesota Vikings for Week 3

    Adrian Peterson Reinstated by Minnesota Vikings for Week 3

    After realizing that they would like to have their elite running back playing for them, the Minnesota Vikings had Adrian Peterson reinstated for week 3. This is following a controversy regarding Peterson’s arrest for abusing his child in what’s believed to be a case of discipline run amok. The team had Adrian Peterson reinstated after […]

  • The Von Miller Elvis Dance Makes It Hard Not to Root for Him (Video)

    The Von Miller Elvis Dance Makes It Hard Not to Root for Him (Video)

    Von Miller Elvis Dance? Von Miller Elvis Dance. Why? Because he got a sack. But also because the universe is a beautiful place, and even amid the controversy and shittiness that has plaqued the NFL and sports this week, we can still get the tremendous mix of comedy and beauty that is this celebration. Is […]

  • James Jones Fumbles Twice in One Play, Because He’s a Raider (Tweet and GIF)

    James Jones Fumbles Twice in One Play, Because He’s a Raider (Tweet and GIF)

    A James Jones fumble isn’t the rarest thing in the world. A James Jones fumble twice in one game isn’t even that rare. But twice in the SAME PLAY? That’s some quintessentially Raiders luck/skill right there. That’s exactly what happened as the Raiders played the Houston Texans and demonstrated just how wayward the Oakland Raiders […]

  • Willie Young Fishing Celebration Was a Highlight of the Bears Game (Video)

    Willie Young Fishing Celebration Was a Highlight of the Bears Game (Video)

    Last night’s Chicago Bears game gave us a big upset, but it also gave us Willie Young fishing. Or rather, Willie Young fake fishing in celebration. Who in their right mind celebrates something by pretending to fish? Probably world-class fisherman. And Willie Young. After knocking down Colin Kaepernick for a sack, fans in person and on […]