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More #SochiProblems: Olympic Ring Malfunctions During Opening Ceremony (GIF)
The organizers at the Sochi Olympics have a lot of problems to worry about. There seems to be a serious shortage of doorknobs in the hotels, there’s water that will apparently melt your face, nobody thought to put bathroom stalls around all the toilets, stray dogs are interrupting events, and there are roaming murder squads out […]
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Out-Of-Control Indian Luger Makes Incredible Save at Sochi Olympics (GIF)
Luge may not be quite as crazy as skeleton, seeing as how luggers go feet first rather than head first. But going down a winding track at blistering speeds with nothing more than a sled, a helmet, and a spandex suit is still pretty crazy in my books. And that craziness nearly turned to horror […]
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Bruins’ Loui Eriksson Gets Whacked in the Face with a Stick, Loses Two Teeth, Returns to Game (GIFs)
So far the big Tyler Seguin-Loui Eriksson trade is not playing out how the Boston Bruins had hoped. That’s not to say they regret ditching Seguin. Even though he’s tearing it up this year, posting 24 goals and 32 assists for 56 points in 55 games, there was something about his attitude that Boston didn’t like, […]
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NFL Logos Get Corporate Makeover (Gallery)
Up next in the NFL logo makeover department is this creative project from Ryan K. Fishman at Logo Remix, who took the National Football League’s 32 team logos and gave them each their very own unique corporate makeover. You can check out some of Fishman’s work in the gallery above, and for the rest of […]
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40 Funny Names from the 2014 Winter Olympics
The Opening Ceremony of the XXII Olympic Winter Games is going on right now. Over 2,800 elite athletes from all around the globe are gathering in Sochi and celebrating this rare and beautiful time in which we all put aside our cultural, religious, and political differences and celebrate our common humanity. But me? Yeah, I’m […]
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Alabama Gives Scholarship to Former Five-Star Recruit Who Can No Longer Play Football
I love big-time college sports as much as the next guy, but it can be a pretty shady and corrupt business. The NCAA allows schools to make money off the hard work and dedication of athletes, but the athletes can’t make any money for themselves. And that would be fine if all the athletes were […]
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Stephon Marbury Got Ejected from a Chinese Basketball Game, So They Locked Him Out of the Arena (Video)
If there’s one thing I learned from the film Mr. Big League starring Tom Sellick, it’s that superstar athletes have a tough time swallowing their pride and going overseas to continue their careers once they are past their prime. However, former NBA All-Star Stephon Marbury has actually adjusted pretty well to his post-NBA career in […]
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This Day In Sports History (February 7th) — Darryl Sittler
It was on this day in 1976 that Toronto Maple Leafs forward Darryl Sittler set an NHL record by recording ten points in a single game. He broke the previous record of eight, which was held by both Maurice Richard and Bert Olmstead. Playing against the Boston Bruins, Sittler scored an amazing six goals and […]
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Bob Costas Kicks Off the Winter Olympic Coverage With ‘Pussy Riot’ and a Nasty Case of Pink Eye (Videos)
Are you ready for some Costas? If you live in the United States of America and you plan to watch the Olympics, you’d better be. NBC has got the 2014 Winter Olympics, so Bob Costas is going to be on your TV for the next two weeks pontificating about “Jackass” sports, the acceptable ways to […]
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Stat Line of the Night — 2/6/2014 — Max Pacioretty
During last night’s game against the Vancouver Canucks, the Montreal Canadiens’ Max Pacioretty failed to convert on not one, but two penalty shot attempts during the course of the game. You’d think that would make him the goat, but not quite. You see, Pacioretty may not have been able to score when given a breakaway […]
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Some Stray Dogs Got onto the Cross-Country Course in Sochi and Barked at Some Skiers (Video)
One of the biggest controversies in the lead-up to the 2014 Winter Olympics—and there have been plenty of controversies—has to do with the city’s excessive population of stray dogs. Earlier this week, a pest control company came forward and claimed it has been killing stray dogs in Sochi for years, and that they now have […]
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Here’s Some Hilarious Photoshopped Pictures of Chris Kaman Sleeping (Gallery)
When Chris Kaman was seen laying across an empty Los Angeles Lakers bench last night, most of us knew it was only a matter of time before the internet becomes flooded with photoshopped images of sleeping Kaman in strange places. That time has come, and the results are quite impressive, ranging from your basic “Kaman […]
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The 50 Hottest Female Athletes of the 2014 Winter Olympics
The 2014 Winter Olympics have officially begun in Sochi, which means, for the next 18 days, millions of people will be pretending they actually know something about nordic snowshoeing, freestyle tobogganing, dogsledding, or whatever new exotic winter sports they suddenly profess to love. However, we here at Total Pro Sports are going to stick to what […]
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Irina Shayk Shows Her Support for Russian Olympians in the Sexiest Way Possible (Photo)
More sexiness from Russia ahead of the 2014 Winter Games in Sochi, as model Irina Shayk has taken to Instagram to show her support for Russian Olympians while wearing nothing but a cap and a pair of Sochi gloves that were strategically placed over each of her breasts. Go Russia!
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Real Sociedad Scores Brutal Own Goal vs. Barcelona (Video)
Barcelona probably didn’t need any help during the first leg of their Copa del Rey semi-final match-up against Real Sociedad, but they received some anyway. And the Sociedad players probably couldn’t have made it any more embarrassing if they had tried, as midfielder Gorka Elustondo blasted a clearing attempt off the face of his own keeper, Enaut […]
