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Busty Jordan Carver Knocks Out 200 Squats with Some Serious Upper-Body Weight (Video)
Jordan Carver is an attractive woman with enormous, wonderful breasts. If she wasn’t, there wouldn’t be a snowball’s chance in hell that we would post a video of her doing 200 squats over and over. And over. And over. But circumstances being what they are, we’re bound by a sense of duty to give this video to […]
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Ron Artest, Formerly Metta World Peace, Wants to Change His Chinese League Name to ‘Panda Friend’
Oh, Ron World Peace Artest. You so crazy. Fortunately, his brand of crazy since the Detroit melee has been more of an eye-rolling, “That’s our World Peace!” crazy, rather than Joe Pesci in Casino crazy. This year, he and his idiosyncrasies have fallen under the purview of the Sichuan Blue Whales of the Chinese Basketball […]
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Adam Eaton Got to Pet a Penguin Before Crashing Hard into the Outfield Wall (GIF + Video)
One of the perks of playing in Chicago (aside from the city life and the awesome fan base) is the fact that you’re near the preeminent aquarium in the United States, if not the world, the Shedd Aquarium. Now, normally players don’t take into account aquarium proximity when they’re considering changing teams, but this video […]
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Bayern Coach Pep Guardiola Refuses to Shake Hands with Opposing Coach after MLS All-Star Friendly (Video)
Sometimes the designation of “friendly” to describe a soccer game can be a little misleading. Though the competitive stakes are low, there’s still plenty that can make things not-friendly between two soccer teams. For instance, the MLS All-Stars recently squared off against Bayern Munich in a “friendly,” and surprisingly took the match 2-1. Afterwards, Bayern […]
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The Kevin Love Trade To Cleveland Is A Go, Will Be Completed Later This Month
After rampant speculation and billions of Tweets since the LeBron James move to Cleveland was announced, the Kevin Love trade is formalized, agreed to, and ready to be executed. Of course, the Cavs have to sit on the Wigins contract for 30 days from his signing to complete the deal, so the paperwork will be processed […]
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This Two-Handed Slash in a Girls U-16 Hockey Match Is Straight-Up Assault (Video and Tweet)
There’s lots of nefarious that goes on in the depths of amateur and minor league hockey. Tensions run high, codes of conduct are loose, and with so much action on the ice, it’s easy to feel like you could get away with a penalty. None of those things excuse the violent behavior, though. And this […]
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Cristiano Ronaldo Promotes The Goofiest Product Ever in a Very Goofy Ad (Video)
It’s no secret that Cristiano Ronaldo is probably among the most marketable individuals in the world. His success on the pitch, as well as his looks, make him a shoe-in for all types of sponsorship opportunities. Which is why it’s so baffling that he got roped into this one. The device is…well, it’s sort of… […]
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David Wilson Gives a Moving Press Conference as He Retires from the NFL Due to a Neck Injury (Video)
One week ago, life was a lot different for David Wilson. He was practicing with the Giants, on the road back from a neck injury he suffered in October. Now, about nine days later, he has stepped away from the game he loved and excelled at, because doctors said that any football could cause him grave […]
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9 Things You Might Not Have Known About The PGA Championship
Today begins the PGA Championship, a golf tournament that is self-important enough to declare it far more important than every other golf tournament, despite the fact that it’s on a different course every year, and it features roughly the same field of players as every other PGA event. HOWEVER, this one has “Championship” in […]
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A Game of Musical Chairs at a Rodeo Gets Predictably Awesome and Violent (Video and GIF)
As if watching men wrestle horses and bulls wasn’t entertaining enough, this rodeo decided to pile on some adult musical chairs for their audience’s viewing pleasure. Things go about as peacefully in this event as they do in the other events at the rodeo. That is to say: not at all. The suspense really builds in this […]
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French Soccer Player Strikes AMAZING Goal in Women’s U-20 World Cup (Video)
With the madness of this year’s regular ole’ World Cup just a month or so behind us, we have grown accustomed to offering up nominees for “Goal of the Year” from seemingly every game. There were a lot of “Goals of the Year,” though we never did settle on a winner. I guess we should […]
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Jeremy Lin Posterizes His Mom and Others with Mini-Basketball Dunks (Video)
Jeremy Lin will soon be attending Lakers summer practices, having been run out of Houston in a pseudo-bid for Chris Bosh. However, school’s still out, and, appropriately, Jeremy Lin is spending his summer like a bored teenager: hanging out with his dumb friends and doing stupid things on camera. This isn’t an isolated incident. He’s done […]
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McDonald’s Uses the Wrong Skin Colors for Its ‘Madden’ Happy Meal Toys (Pics)
If you were ever in the market for a white Richard Sherman collectible, or wanted to see a black Drew Brees figurine (action figure?), or wanted to see Andrew Luck with wonderfully mediterranean cafe au lait skin, GET YOUR ASS TO McDONALD’S RIGHT NOW AND GET A HAPPY MEAL. In a cross-promotional Happy Meal toy event with […]
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Jerry Jones Gets Up Close and Personal with Some Women That Aren’t His Wife (Pics)
It’s as widely known that Jerry Jones has a wandering eye for the ladies as it is that he’s a pretty terrible GM. So when these phone pics surfaced showing him getting grossly handsy with some classy young women (one of whom is peeing?) the reaction in Dallas wasn’t so much disgust or shock as […]
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9 Hottest Girlfriends of Derek Jeter’s Career
As Derek Jeter’s career comes to a ceremonious close, everyone and their dog is running lists and commemorations for the loyal Yankee. However, we’d like to acknowledge his off-the-field pursuits. And his off-the-field conquests. So let’s lock back on Jeter’s career with famous, beautiful women. Remember: It’s okay to be jealous and angry that his […]
