NEWS

  • KC Police Ask Citizens to Hold Off on Crimes Until Royals Game Ends

    KC Police Ask Citizens to Hold Off on Crimes Until Royals Game Ends

    The KC police really wanted to watch the end of last night’s one-game AL Wild Card playoff against the Oakland A’s. While the police normally ask that citizens abide by the law, they REALLY wanted people to be good and safe until the Royals game was over. The KC police sent out a Tweet asking people […]

  • LeBron James Disney Series Will Focus on Athletes’ Rise to Stardom

    LeBron James Disney Series Will Focus on Athletes’ Rise to Stardom

    A LeBron James Disney series is in the works and it will trace his rise from high school  to…being LeBron James. The show is live action and is called Becoming. James’ production company (of course he has a production company) will be producing the LeBron James Disney series, which plans to feature the rise of other prominent […]

  • Flyers Ice Girls Will Return Because the Fans Hated the Men

    Flyers Ice Girls Will Return Because the Fans Hated the Men

    The Ice Girls might not seem like an important part of the game, but that’s only until you take them away. Then everyone loses their mind and goes apeshit. Ok. Not quite. But when the Philadelphia Flyers put the kibosh on the Flyers Ice Girls and brought the fans conservatively dressed ice men, it made […]

  • 9 Most Infamous Strippers in Sports

    9 Most Infamous Strippers in Sports

    I suspect the title of this list had you at strippers. However, now that you’re here, allow me to explain what we mean by strippers in sports. You see, as you have probably noticed, professional athletes sorta have a “thing” for strippers. Going to strip clubs and paying women to get naked is just something […]

  • Let’s All Kick Back and Watch Some Sexy Leryn Franco Workout Videos

    Let’s All Kick Back and Watch Some Sexy Leryn Franco Workout Videos

    When we last saw sexy Paraguayan Olympic javelin thrower Leryn Franco way back in February, she was setting Instagram on fire with her workout videos. So we recommended you follow her. What’s she been doing since then? Well, we checked up on her and, among other things presumedly, she’s been making more Leryn Franco workout […]

  • Michael Phelps Arrested for DUI, Speeding in Maryland

    Michael Phelps Arrested for DUI, Speeding in Maryland

    Why was Michael Phelps arrested? Why is it so hard for famous rich people to get drivers or just NOT DRIVE DRUNK? Those questions will likely never be answered, but it’s all moot now for Phelps, who was picked up in Maryland for speeding and then taken in for DUI when he failed a field […]