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  • The 10 Biggest Sports Contracts of All Time

    The 10 Biggest Sports Contracts of All Time

    Today we’re counting down the 10 biggest sports contracts of all time, and the reason is this monster Giancarlo Stanton contract. Stanton, of course, is the Marlins’ 25-year-old right fielder who probably would have won the NL MVP award this year if he didn’t miss the last month of the season after getting plunked in the […]

  • Ping Pong Fight! Kid Loses Match, Randomly Attacks Umpire (Video)

    Ping Pong Fight! Kid Loses Match, Randomly Attacks Umpire (Video)

    You read that headline correctly. This post is indeed about a ping pong fight. Of course, I do realize you are supposed to call it table tennis, because it’s a legitimate sport that millions of people around the world take very seriously. (Wink, wink.) But I say when the players are acting like children, it’s […]

  • Spurs Beat Cavs After LeBron James Turnover on Final Play (Video)

    Spurs Beat Cavs After LeBron James Turnover on Final Play (Video)

    I’m quite certain that by the end of the NBA regular season, all will be well in Cleveland.  But for the time being, the Cleveland Cavaliers are a disappointing 5-5 following a 92-90 home loss to the San Antonio Spurs that was capped off with a LeBron James turnover on the final play of the game. […]

  • Unemployed? The Buffalo Bills Are Hiring Snow Shovelers! (Tweets)

    Unemployed? The Buffalo Bills Are Hiring Snow Shovelers! (Tweets)

    Buffalo may have never completely recovered from the long, slow decline of industry in their region, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t enjoy the occasional hiring spurt. Right now, it’s the Buffalo Bills looking to find a few good men and women to perform backbreaking labor on a very short timeline. Namely, they’re looking […]

  • ParaCommandos Soar into Alabama Game *May Cause Vertigo* (Video)

    ParaCommandos Soar into Alabama Game *May Cause Vertigo* (Video)

    The trick has been done before, but the ParaCommandos that flew into the Alabama-Mississippi St. game were able to get some POV video that shows how daunting jumping out of a plane and parachuting into a stadium is. I mean, what if they missed? They’d be in the stands on top of some smelly SEC […]

  • Foot Locker Ad Shows Tim Duncan Getting REALLY Excited (Video)

    Foot Locker Ad Shows Tim Duncan Getting REALLY Excited (Video)

    Tim Duncan has a reputation for being a pretty low-key dude. Unless you call a foul on him. Then he gets these huge incredulous eyes, and gets this smile on his face that you just want to slap off. But other than that, he’s comically subdued. And Foot Locker, with the help of Duncan himself […]

  • Watch RGIII Say He’s ‘Focused on San Francisco’ Nine Times (Video)

    Watch RGIII Say He’s ‘Focused on San Francisco’ Nine Times (Video)

    RGIII sought to prove to the world that if you say something enough times, it becomes true. Amid a tumultuous week in which the Redskins lost after a poor performance from Robert Griffin III, everyone in the organization seemed to be blaming everyone. Realizing that’s not exactly a sustainable practice or marketing technique, RGIII has pretended […]

  • Watch This Miami-FSU Fan Brawl From Saturday (Video)

    Watch This Miami-FSU Fan Brawl From Saturday (Video)

    In keeping with all we feel and know to be true about Florida, we have video footage of a Miami-FSU fan brawl that took place in the parking lot before their big rivalry game on Saturday. I think it’s the stadium parking lot. It could also be a refinery or the moon. The video is pretty […]