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  • Wild Goalie Ilya Bryzgalov Takes Selfies with Fans During Game (Pics)

    Wild Goalie Ilya Bryzgalov Takes Selfies with Fans During Game (Pics)

    Minnesota Wild goalie Ilya Bryzgalov didn’t have a whole lot to do during the 3rd period of his game against the Pittsburgh Penguins last night, so he killed time in the most fashionable way possible: By taking a shitload of selfies. Only these selfies could be considered “fan outreach” since most of the selfies were taken by […]

  • Sad Gronk Gives Us the Saddest Touchdown Spike Ever (GIF)

    Sad Gronk Gives Us the Saddest Touchdown Spike Ever (GIF)

    I like happy Gronk. Happy Gronk gives us touchdown celebrations like this, and this. Sad Gronk, on the other hand, is just no fun at all. Last night, we got sad Gronk. The Kansas City Chiefs absolutely embarrassed the New England Patriots on Monday Night Football. They were up 27-0 at one point in the […]

  • LeBron’s Hairline Was Back…and Now It’s Gone Again (Pics)

    LeBron’s Hairline Was Back…and Now It’s Gone Again (Pics)

    LeBron’s hairline might just be the most famous hairline in the history of professional sports. People love making fun of him and his attempt to hide his male pattern baldness with the strategic placement of headbands because it’s really his only “weakness.” In every other way, LeBron James is some sort of superhuman. In fact, he was […]

  • Rory McIlroy Champagne Bottle Goes Off Prematurely (Video)

    Rory McIlroy Champagne Bottle Goes Off Prematurely (Video)

    The Rory McIlroy champagne bottle took on a life of its own at the Ryder Cup. You would think that McIlroy, who has had some success in the the world of sports, would know a thing or two about champagne etiquette. Also, he’s European. I thought Europeans were taught how to treat wine and champagne […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Impostor Gets Girls Just by Wearing the Uniform (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Impostor Gets Girls Just by Wearing the Uniform (Video)

    A Cristiano Ronaldo impostor went around in a full Real Madrid kit, introducing himself as the famous Portuguese soccer star, trying to kiss women and get their numbers. It would be really creepy if it wasn’t so obvious that this Cristiano Ronaldo impostor isn’t Cristiano Ronaldo at all. In fact, I think he looks about […]

  • Bianca Beauchamp Gives Us Another Sexy, Low-Impact Workout (Video)

    Bianca Beauchamp Gives Us Another Sexy, Low-Impact Workout (Video)

    Bianca Beauchamp has a pretty great body. Does that mean that she’s qualified to host a workout video? Well, if that workout video was actually for working out, then no, but if it was for, “ahem,” other purposes, then yeah, sure. Why not? That was probably Playboy‘s logic when they got the busty centerfold to […]