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  • Computer Scientists Unveil Cepheus, an Unbeatable Poker Program

    Computer Scientists Unveil Cepheus, an Unbeatable Poker Program

    In a study published in Science magazine on Thursday, University of Alberta computer scientists announced a computer program called Cepheus that has been scientifically proven to be unbeatable at Texas hold’em. According to Professor Michael Bowling, who heads up the U of A’s Computer Poker Research Group, they used 4,000 powerful CPUs capable of playing […]

  • This Derek Fisher Speech During Last Night’s Game Was Weak (Video)

    This Derek Fisher Speech During Last Night’s Game Was Weak (Video)

    The New York Knicks are in the midst of their longest single-season losing streak in franchise history.  There’s nothing head coach Derek Fisher would like more than to dig his team out of this embarrassing rut, but speeches like the one he gave his team last night during their loss to the Houston Rockets probably […]

  • ‘A Gronking to Remember’ is No Longer Available on Amazon

    ‘A Gronking to Remember’ is No Longer Available on Amazon

    If you were hoping to purchase some Rob Gronkowski erotica literature for yourself or that special someone in your life, but you haven’t had the opportunity yet, we have some very bad news for you: Amazon has pulled ‘A Gronking to Remember’ from its e-shelves. The reason?  According to sources, someone—most likely the NFL and/or […]

  • The New York Knicks Made a Nice Play!…And Still Lost (Video)

    The New York Knicks Made a Nice Play!…And Still Lost (Video)

    The New York Knicks have been an easy target for not only ourselves, but for many other websites and media outlets over the past couple of years. We’ve spent countless posts making fun of them for taking bad shots, delivering errant passes, or making poor decisions.  So I guess it’s only fair we show them some […]

  • LA Graffiti Artists Honor Stuart Scott With Mural (Pic)

    LA Graffiti Artists Honor Stuart Scott With Mural (Pic)

    Stuart Scott is gone at the much-too-early age of 49, but we continue to remember him.  The latest to do so is a group of LA graffiti artists, who painted an awesome mural with Scott’s portrait and his popular phrase “Boo Ya,” somewhere on a wall in Los Angeles. Jonas Never was the one who tweeted […]

  • Sabres’ Zemgus Girgensons Has a Latvian Rap Song About Him (Video)

    Sabres’ Zemgus Girgensons Has a Latvian Rap Song About Him (Video)

    For those who are unfamiliar with Zemgus Girgensons, allow me to fill you in. The 21-year-old Latvian-born hockey player was a first-round selection by the Buffalo Sabres in 2012.  During his 2013-14 rookie season with the Sabres, Girgensons recorded just 8 goals and 14 assists in 70 games.  He also made the trip to Sochi for […]

  • Marcus Morris Screaming at Suns Coach Jeff Hornacek? Awkward (Video)

    Marcus Morris Screaming at Suns Coach Jeff Hornacek? Awkward (Video)

    If you happened to tune in to ESPN for the Suns-Timberwolves game last night, you got to witness something you just don’t see everyday: Suns power forward Marcus Marris screaming at Suns head coach Jeff Hornacek. On the sidelines. During the game. It was…awkward. The incident started when Marcus Morris—who is not to be confused […]

  • Count Your Teeth After Watching This Skateboard Wipeout Clip (Video)

    Count Your Teeth After Watching This Skateboard Wipeout Clip (Video)

    This skateboard wipeout video is elegant in its simplicity. At six seconds long, it gets the point across quickly and powerfully. I mean, it’s not like we need to know about this dude’s relationship with his father, or his thoughts on Homeland Security. He tries to slide down a really long stair rail, and it […]

  • Clippers Mop Guy Steals the Show with Some Sick Dance Moves (Video)

    Clippers Mop Guy Steals the Show with Some Sick Dance Moves (Video)

    Oh, man. If it wasn’t for his creepy-ass stare, I would say this Clippers mop guy was going to be a star. But after watching his lustful, perverted eyes, I think he’s going to be a sex offender. However, he DOES have some undeniable dance moves, and he sure does emit a vibe of, uh…passion? Steve […]

  • Let This Waterslide Surfer Girl Hypnotize You with Her Jiggling (Video)

    Let This Waterslide Surfer Girl Hypnotize You with Her Jiggling (Video)

    If you only read one “article” about a waterslide surfer girl (not the catchiest name, but what the hell do you call this?), make sure it’s this one. This video is best experienced with no context, mostly because I don’t have any, but also because there isn’t any explanation out there that would cause this […]

  • Charles Barkley Explains Why He’s No Longer Friends With Jordan (Video)

    Charles Barkley Explains Why He’s No Longer Friends With Jordan (Video)

    Charles Barkley explaining something is always a good time. Especially when that thing is why the Chuckster and his polar opposite peer, Michael Jordan, aren’t really pals anymore. Barkley thinks it likely stems from some criticism he made of Jordan’s ownership on Inside the NBA. More specifically, here’s what Charles Barkley said was the reason their […]

  • Mike Yeo Tirade: Wild Coach Rips Players After Lackadaisical Practice (Video)

    Mike Yeo Tirade: Wild Coach Rips Players After Lackadaisical Practice (Video)

    By all accounts, Minnesota Wild coach Mike Yeo is a pretty mild-mannered guy. So what could have brought on the Mike Yeo tirade to which the Wild players were subjected at practice on Wednesday? In a nutshell, underachievement. Much was expected of the Wild this year. Last season they went 43-27-12 and upset the second-seeded Colorado […]