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  • Nice Guy Russell Wilson Upgrades Soldier to First Class (Tweets)

    Nice Guy Russell Wilson Upgrades Soldier to First Class (Tweets)

    Damnit Russell Wilson, how the hell am I supposed to hate the effing Seahawks when you’re going around being a totally awesome dude? On Thursday, Wilson was on an Alaska Airlines flight bound for Seattle, and on that flight he met a United State Army soldier named Kane Bernas. So what did Wilson do? He […]

  • The 49ers Unveil Alternate Black (Really Black) Uniforms (Pics)

    The 49ers Unveil Alternate Black (Really Black) Uniforms (Pics)

    The 49ers, in a bit of a rebuilding process after having enjoyed a glimmer of greatness the past few seasons, have gone to the old standby, the “alternate” uniform. Done more for merch sales than an actual aesthetic identity for the team, the alternate uniforms normally go in a drastically different direction, and this almost […]

  • Bucks’ Greek Freak Gets a Flagrant 2 For Spearing Mike Dunleavy (Video)

    Bucks’ Greek Freak Gets a Flagrant 2 For Spearing Mike Dunleavy (Video)

    One of the 2014-15 success stories, the Milwaukee Bucks’ Giannis Antetokounmpo (thank God for copy and paste), better known to poor typists as the “Greek Freak,” ended his season on a decidedly down note after getting the boot during a game 6 blowout against the Chicago Bulls. (Note that the face of the victim, Mike Dunleavy, […]

  • Hey! Jameis Winston Had Crab Legs at His Draft Party! (Pics)

    Hey! Jameis Winston Had Crab Legs at His Draft Party! (Pics)

    Jameis Winston was able to brush all his character issues to the side as he got scooped up in the #1 spot by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during last night’s NFL draft. It wasn’t expected to be much of a contest, but it must still be a relief for the QB to learn that his countless […]

  • Mike Trout Saves the Angels with a Killer Final-Out Catch (Video)

    Mike Trout Saves the Angels with a Killer Final-Out Catch (Video)

    Sure, Mike Trout‘s name pops up a lot in highlight reels. Perhaps too much for the anti-L.A. crowd. But it’s hard to argue that he doesn’t earn those appearances. Here, Mike Troute makes a very good (but not quite great) catch in centerfield that manages to be hugely important as it preserved the Angels’ 6-5 lead […]

  • Todd Gurley’s Girlfriend Won the 2015 NFL Draft (Video + Pics)

    Todd Gurley’s Girlfriend Won the 2015 NFL Draft (Video + Pics)

    Please enable Javascript to watch this video The first round of the 2015 NFL Draft got off to a bit of a boring start. The Bucs took Jameis Winston with the first overall pick, as expected. Then, after leading everyone on, making us think they were going to pull a blockbuster trade for their No. […]

  • Roger Goodell Mispronounces “Marcus Mariota” (Video)

    Roger Goodell Mispronounces “Marcus Mariota” (Video)

    Need someone to screw something up for you?  Sounds like a job for NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who has proven himself quite capable in the area of f*cking sh*t up.  He’s done it on several occasions in the past and he was at it again on Thursday during the first round of the 2015 NFL […]

  • Danny Shelton Bear Hugs Roger Goodell, Picks Him Up (Video)

    Danny Shelton Bear Hugs Roger Goodell, Picks Him Up (Video)

    Danny Shelton‘s dream came true tonight when he was selected by the Cleveland Browns with the 12th overall pick in the 2015 NFL Draft. And the former University of Washington defensive tackle celebrated appropriated, giving NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell the biggest bear hug he could muster, with a little lift to top it all off. […]

  • Rams Draft Todd Gurley: Here’s What Zac Stacy Thinks (Tweet)

    Rams Draft Todd Gurley: Here’s What Zac Stacy Thinks (Tweet)

    For the first time since the Cleveland Browns took Trent Richardson with the third overall pick in 2012, a running back was selected in the first round of the NFL Draft. The tailback drought ended when the St. Louis Rams used their 10th overall pick to select Georgia running back Todd Gurley. The pick gives […]

  • Manny Pacquiao Will Pay Suge Knight’s $10-Million Bail (Video)

    Manny Pacquiao Will Pay Suge Knight’s $10-Million Bail (Video)

    If you thought Manny Pacquiao spent a lot of money on his entourage, wait until you see what Floyd Mayweather Jr. is doing for a member of his. According to reports (and the video at the bottom of this page), Mayweather intends to put up the $10-million required to bail Suge Knight out of jail. […]

  • Yuvi Pallares Strips Naked For Cristiano Ronaldo (Video)

    Yuvi Pallares Strips Naked For Cristiano Ronaldo (Video)

    Please enable Javascript to watch this video What’s the best way to get the attention of recently-single soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo? Stripping naked while reporting on the Real Madrid forward’s latest fling during a television news segment seems like a good place to start—at least it is if your body looks anything like that of Venezuelan […]

  • Penn State Walk-On LB Gets Surprised with a Scholarship (Video)

    Penn State Walk-On LB Gets Surprised with a Scholarship (Video)

    Von Walker was a lowly Penn State walk-on last season who made the move from running back to linebacker. And though he made 12 tackles in 2014, his tenure with the team was up in the air. But not anymore, it’s not. Mr. Walker was the surprise recipient of a scholarship from the team yesterday, […]