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  • Michael Phelps Arrested for DUI, Speeding in Maryland

    Michael Phelps Arrested for DUI, Speeding in Maryland

    Why was Michael Phelps arrested? Why is it so hard for famous rich people to get drivers or just NOT DRIVE DRUNK? Those questions will likely never be answered, but it’s all moot now for Phelps, who was picked up in Maryland for speeding and then taken in for DUI when he failed a field […]

  • 9 Things We Are Not Going to Miss About Derek Jeter

    9 Things We Are Not Going to Miss About Derek Jeter

    There are plenty of things that baseball fans everywhere are going to miss about Derek Jeter. This isn’t a list seeking to discredit him. From 1998 to 2000 the guy put together three of the best offensive seasons we’ve ever seen by a shortstop,  and his professionalism was unmatched. That said, Jeter might also be the most overrated player […]

  • Wild Goalie Ilya Bryzgalov Takes Selfies with Fans During Game (Pics)

    Wild Goalie Ilya Bryzgalov Takes Selfies with Fans During Game (Pics)

    Minnesota Wild goalie Ilya Bryzgalov didn’t have a whole lot to do during the 3rd period of his game against the Pittsburgh Penguins last night, so he killed time in the most fashionable way possible: By taking a shitload of selfies. Only these selfies could be considered “fan outreach” since most of the selfies were taken by […]

  • Sad Gronk Gives Us the Saddest Touchdown Spike Ever (GIF)

    Sad Gronk Gives Us the Saddest Touchdown Spike Ever (GIF)

    I like happy Gronk. Happy Gronk gives us touchdown celebrations like this, and this. Sad Gronk, on the other hand, is just no fun at all. Last night, we got sad Gronk. The Kansas City Chiefs absolutely embarrassed the New England Patriots on Monday Night Football. They were up 27-0 at one point in the […]