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  • This New Mario Balotelli Haircut is Crazy Even by Balotelli Standards (Pic)

    This New Mario Balotelli Haircut is Crazy Even by Balotelli Standards (Pic)

    Mario Balotelli, in preparation for Liverpool‘s match against Everton, got himself a crazy haircut.  A crazy Mario Balotelli haircut? It must be a day that ends in “y.” This time around, Mario Balotelli took his iconic bleached blonde hair, trimmed it into a mohawk, then got the Liverbird, a Liverpool symbol, shaved into the sides of […]

  • The 25 Greatest South Park Athlete Parodies of All Time

    The 25 Greatest South Park Athlete Parodies of All Time

    As you have probably heard by now, the Season 18 premiere of South Park was pretty much one long indictment of that Washington NFL team with the offensive nickname. Advertised on Fox during the Washington-Philadelphia game the Sunday before, the episode took full advantage of the fact that the U.S Patent Office had revoked the team’s trademarks, causing quite a stir. However, […]

  • Ask and Ye Shall Receive: Bill Simmons Suspended Three Weeks by ESPN

    Ask and Ye Shall Receive: Bill Simmons Suspended Three Weeks by ESPN

    Well, ESPN upheld their end of the bargain. The Worldwide Leader declared Bill Simmons suspended for three weeks after his harsh critique of Roger Goodell and confrontational statements regarding his employer went viral. It all started with this week’s edition of Simmons’s podcast, “The B.S. Report,” wherein he took Goodell to task for his role […]

  • NFL Quarterbacks Conversation on Facebook: 2014 Week 3 Wrap-Up

    NFL Quarterbacks Conversation on Facebook: 2014 Week 3 Wrap-Up

    Through three weeks of regular season action there are only three remaining undefeated teams in the NFL, and Peyton Manning’s Broncos are not one of them. As you’ve probably already assumed, that loss isn’t sitting too well with Peyton, especially because it came at the hands of the Seattle Seahawks—who also beat him during last […]

  • Kirk Cousins Swapped in for RGIII on South Park Season 18 Premiere (Pic)

    Kirk Cousins Swapped in for RGIII on South Park Season 18 Premiere (Pic)

    We thought the highly anticipated South Park Season 18 premiere was going to feature Robert Griffin III standing behind Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder as he pleaded with Eric Cartman to stop using his team’s name and logos. After all, that’s what was in the promo that aired during the Philadelphia-Washington game last Sunday. However, […]

  • Vancouver Sun Apologizes for Incredibly Careless Racist Photo Caption (Pics)

    Vancouver Sun Apologizes for Incredibly Careless Racist Photo Caption (Pics)

    Take a good look at the above screen cap of a recent Vancouver Sun story. Notice anything unsavory? Like maybe an slightly insensitive, possibly racist photo caption? Because yeah, the person responsible for captioning the photo pointed out which player was Jordan Subban, younger brother of P.K. Subban, by calling him “the dark guy in […]

  • King Dunlap Dwarfs Eddie Royal in Incredible Undoctored Photo

    King Dunlap Dwarfs Eddie Royal in Incredible Undoctored Photo

    King Dunlap dwarfs Eddie Royal in pretty much every photo in which both make an appearance. After all, Dunlap is 6’9″ and 330 pounds, while his San Diego Chargers teammate is 5’10″ and just 185 pounds. However, the difference is not usually as striking as it is in the photo above. It’s not doctored, though, […]

  • Want Pharrell with His Dumb Hat in NBA 2K15? You Got It (Video)

    Want Pharrell with His Dumb Hat in NBA 2K15? You Got It (Video)

    Why is Pharrell appearing courtside in the upcoming NBA 2K15? I have no idea. I guess because people like Pharrell? Perhaps he makes them feel like a room without a roof? I don’t know. But I do know that it’s not really basketball-related. However, that’s never stopped crass cross-promotion before. Soooooo, enjoy the “Happy” singer […]