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  • Marlins Man Makes His Presence Known at the Preakness (Pics and Tweet)

    Marlins Man Makes His Presence Known at the Preakness (Pics and Tweet)

    If you don’t know who the hell “Marlins Man” is, don’t feel bad. I didn’t know this dude existed until several outlets reported his appearance in high-profile Preakness pics. For those unaccustomed, Marlins man is pretty much what it sounds like. There’s a guy, Laurence Leavy, who seems to find his way into major sporting […]

  • ASU Batter Gets Hit by Pitch, Tosses Ball Back to Pitcher (Video)

    ASU Batter Gets Hit by Pitch, Tosses Ball Back to Pitcher (Video)

    Let’s give props to ASU batter Johnny Sewald, who realizes that not every hit-by-pitch is a malicious act of war. Two days ago, he was squaring off against Washington State pitcher Layne Bruner when he got oh-so-gently beaned. The ball just sorta stuck to him, so rather than go through the formality of handing the […]

  • Miguel Angel Jimenez Aces a Hole, Gets a Ton of Free Beer (Video)

    Miguel Angel Jimenez Aces a Hole, Gets a Ton of Free Beer (Video)

    Why is it that the people least in need get the most awesome free stuff? (That was a rhetorical question. We all know why. Because they’re famous.) However, we can still hold out hope that Miguel Angel Jimenez will take the spoils of his most recent hole-in-one and give them to a worthwhile, thirsty cause. At […]

  • Brazilian Girls Play Twister, Which We’re Gonna Call a Sport (Video)

    Brazilian Girls Play Twister, Which We’re Gonna Call a Sport (Video)

    We at TPS are constantly criticized by our significant constituency of South American Twister enthusiasts for our lack of coverage of the sport. We’re here to say that we acknowledge the oversight and are doing everything we can to fix it. We decided to show some Brazilian girls playing the sport this time, but next […]

  • This Padres Groundskeeper Can Dance Like a Machine (GIF)

    This Padres Groundskeeper Can Dance Like a Machine (GIF)

    It doesn’t rain often in southern California, so people go a little crazy when it does. Most of the time, they just drive like wild animals or flake out on any social plans that night, but this Padres groundskeeper used the rain delay as an opportunity to show a captive Petco Field audience his dance […]

  • Edelman Weighs in on Deflategate While Driving a Porsche (Video)

    Edelman Weighs in on Deflategate While Driving a Porsche (Video)

    If you’re going to offer an opinion on something, it’s always better to do it while driving a Porsche convertible. For instance, if the presidential debate could take place with one candidate at a podium, and the other circling him slowly in a Carrera convertible (or even a Targa!), the candidate in the car wins […]

  • Boca Juniors Fans Pepper Spray River Plate Players in Game (Video)

    Boca Juniors Fans Pepper Spray River Plate Players in Game (Video)

    A day after we showed footage of a not-so-smooth Boca Juniors fan stealing a laptop from a press conference, we’ve now got a much more sinister act caught on tape. Supporters of Boca Juniors, during the team’s match against rival River Plate—dubbed the Super Classico—went ahead and pepper sprayed the visiting team, forcing the game […]

  • The 9 Best Storylines of the 2015 NBA Playoffs…So Far

    The 9 Best Storylines of the 2015 NBA Playoffs…So Far

    It’s hard to believe that we’re not even halfway done with the 2015 NBA playoffs yet. We’ve seen enough action for two or three years’ worth up to this point, and I’m guessing as the stakes get raised and teams dwindle, we’ll get even more drama. I mean, we’ve still got eight teams left in the mix, […]

  • There Will Be a John Daly 30 for 30, and It Will Be Fantastic

    There Will Be a John Daly 30 for 30, and It Will Be Fantastic

    ESPN announced this week that they are making a John Daly 30 for 30 film, which will obviously be absolutely fantastic. John Daly has been the most interesting and entertaining man in golf for the last quarter century. The overweight, heavy-drinking, heavy-smoking, long-driving, platinum blonde broke onto the scene way back in 1991 when he […]

  • Gronk Has Some Really Bad Tips For Tinder Users (Video)

    Gronk Has Some Really Bad Tips For Tinder Users (Video)

    Asking Rob Gronkowski to give some advice to Tinder users is like asking Paris Hilton for tips on how to save money or set a budget. Gronkowski doesn’t seem like a guy who’s very reliant on dating apps. I just assume he says “Yo Soy Fiesta” three times, and three strippers just appear around him. Nonetheless, he and […]

  • Tim Lincecum Falls Down Goes Boom in Cincinnati (Videos)

    Tim Lincecum Falls Down Goes Boom in Cincinnati (Videos)

    I do not know what was going on with the pitchers mound in Cincinnati on Thursday night, but Giants starter Tim Lincecum simply could not stay on his feet. Seriously, the guy slipped and fell three times. First he failed to stick the landing in the bottom of the first against Joey Votto. Then, two […]

  • Did Racist Juventus Fans Force Black Man Off Subway Car in Madrid? (Video)

    Did Racist Juventus Fans Force Black Man Off Subway Car in Madrid? (Video)

    On Wednesday, Italian giants Juventus upset Real Madrid in the second leg of their Champions League semifinal, advancing to play Barcelona in the finals. Unfortunately, to celebrate, a horde of racist Juventus fans kicked a black man off a subway car. That’s the story the British tabloids are pushing. And if it gives you a […]