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  • Meet Jacob Williamson, the Most Over-the-Top Spelling Bee Kid Ever (Videos)

    Meet Jacob Williamson, the Most Over-the-Top Spelling Bee Kid Ever (Videos)

    Normally the kids you see competing in the Scripps National Spelling Bee are freakishly composed mini adults who wear sensible shoes and have 401 Ks. Jacob Williamson is not one of these kids. The 15-year-old from Cape Corporal, Florida, has absolutely no control over his emotions, and during the final round of the National Spelling Bee yesterday […]

  • Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Buys Clippers for $2 Billion

    Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Buys Clippers for $2 Billion

    Good news everyone. We are now one step closer to never having to write a story about Donald Sterling ever again. Late last night, his estranged wife Shelly Sterling signed an agreement to sell the Los Angeles Clippers to former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer for $2,000,000,000. Yes, I could have written it $2 billion, but […]

  • Spurs’ Manu Ginobili Slaps Kevin Durant in the Face During Game 5 (GIF)

    Spurs’ Manu Ginobili Slaps Kevin Durant in the Face During Game 5 (GIF)

    While the San Antonio Spurs figuratively slapped around the Oklahoma City Thunder during Game 5 on Thursday, Manu Ginobili took a moment to literally slap Kevin Durant…right in the kisser!!! The slap from Ginobili was obviously unintentional, but that probably didn’t make Durant’s face feel any better. And the 117-89 loss and a 3-2 series deficit won’t […]

  • Donald Sterling Voted Most Hated Man in America

    Donald Sterling Voted Most Hated Man in America

    In what may very well be the most obvious news you’ve heard in a while, Donald Sterling was voted the most hated man in America. According to the study conducted by E-Poll Market Research, 92 percent of Americans hate the soon-to-be former owner of the Los Angeles Clippers, ranking him ahead of other despised individuals like Bernie […]

  • 2014 Scripps National Spelling Bee Ends in Tie

    2014 Scripps National Spelling Bee Ends in Tie

    Sports championships usually don’t end in ties.  Luckily for Sriram Hathwar of Painted Post, New York, and Ansun Sujoe of Fort Worth, Texas, the Scripps National Spelling Bee isn’t a sport. So how does the Scripps National Spelling Bee end in a draw, you ask?  Well, after Sriram, 14, and Ansun, 13, spelled 12 words correctly in a row, […]

  • Bird Narrowly Avoids Getting Blown Up By a Pitch in Padres-DBacks Game

    Bird Narrowly Avoids Getting Blown Up By a Pitch in Padres-DBacks Game

    Even though Randy Johnson made an example of one to show what happens when birds interfere with professional baseball (video available at bottom of page), it seems that these dense creatures continue to have no sense of their own mortality. In last night’s Padres-Diamondbacks game, a bird nonchalantly breezed in front of a Chase Anderson pitch, unknowingly […]

  • Finally! A Porn Parody of the Donald Sterling Saga (Video)

    Finally! A Porn Parody of the Donald Sterling Saga (Video)

    When the Donald Sterling story broke back in April, most people probably thought something like, “wow, that’s crazy,” or “I can’t believe this guy!” However, porn producers are not most people. So when the folks over at CuckoldSessions.com heard about Donald Sterling’s racist rant, they said “let’s turn this into a cuckhold porn parody!” So they […]

  • Blue Jays Win 9th Straight with a Walk-Off Bunt (Video)

    Blue Jays Win 9th Straight with a Walk-Off Bunt (Video)

    So far this year in Major League Baseball we’ve seen a walk-off replay review, a walk-off balk, and a walk-off pinch hit double from a pitcher. Now we’ve got to add walk-off bunt and throwing error to the list. Last night in Toronto, the Rays and Jays were tied 2-2 with no outs and a […]

  • Lance Stephenson Blowing in LeBron’s Ear is Now an Internet Meme (Pics)

    Lance Stephenson Blowing in LeBron’s Ear is Now an Internet Meme (Pics)

    In the world of internet memes, Lance Stephenson is the gift that just keeps on giving. During Game One of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Indiana Pacers and the Miami Heat, Stephenson used some light contact with LeBron James to deliver a $5,000 flop.  And after failing to draw a foul, Lance turned that flop into a […]

  • This Miami Heat Grandma Is the Only Heat Fan Anybody Likes (Video)

    This Miami Heat Grandma Is the Only Heat Fan Anybody Likes (Video)

    Miami Heat fans take a lot of crap from the media, blogosphere, and other NBA fans. And frankly they deserve most of it, because so many of them suck. That being said, not all Miami Heat fans suck. Not all are bandwagon jumpers who only started liking them when they became the Super Friends. And it’s only fair […]

  • Twins Bros!!! (Video)

    Twins Bros!!! (Video)

    If you thought the climate in Minnesota was too chilly for their bro population to flourish, you were wrong. Here’s proof, via these Twins bros who were in attendance at Target Field last night to watch their team lose to the Texas Rangers by a score of 1-0. Check it out: Did you catch the […]