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  • The 12 Most Ridiculous Kentucky Derby Hats

    The 12 Most Ridiculous Kentucky Derby Hats

    This weekend, our nation’s focus turns away from the crushing pain of existence and onto the dazzling display of surfaces being paraded at a Kentucky horse track. The derby is known for two things (three if you count the anticlimactic race itself): Mint juleps and big-ass hats. I lobbied to show 12 pictures of delicious-looking […]

  • Race Horse Goes Wild, Jumps Fence And Crushes Spectators (Video)

    Race Horse Goes Wild, Jumps Fence And Crushes Spectators (Video)

    Jumps racing is under a new cloud tonight after a riderless racehorse at Victoria’s Grand Annual Steeplechase course went wild, jumping over a fence and into the crowd. Five spectators were hospitalized due to the incident. Commentators described it as “a hell of a spectacle.” The riderless horse decided to clear a two meter fence […]

  • Super Mario Themed Figure Skating Routine Is Actually Pretty Cool (Video)

    Super Mario Themed Figure Skating Routine Is Actually Pretty Cool (Video)

    An elbow to the face is one way to make figure skating interesting.  Super Mario-themed routines is another. Russia’s Tatiana Volosozhar and Maxim Trankov provided us with a glimpse of the latter during the 2011 World Championships in Moscow earlier this week.  Tatiana is clearly playing the role of Mario here, but I am still […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night — 5/5/11 — David Price

    The Stat Line Of The Night — 5/5/11 — David Price

    The Tampa Bay Rays’ David Price was looking to rebound following a season-worst performance where he gave up 12 hits and five earned runs over 4 1/3 innings during a loss against the Angels.  He did just that yesterday afternoon. The Toronto Blue Jays’ hitters had no answer for Price on this day, as they […]

  • 15 Hilarious NBA GIFs

    15 Hilarious NBA GIFs

    Oh GIF’s! What would life be like without you? That’s right, almost exactly the same, but slightly less obnoxious. Well, as silly as this technology is (and it’s quite silly), there are a disarming number of funny ones online. Without our good friend “GIFs,” I wouldn’t have known that LeBron has amazingly smelly farts or […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Turtle Man Cheers For The Phillies

    Picture Of The Day: Turtle Man Cheers For The Phillies

    Okay, so Turtle Man isn’t exactly cheering in this picture, but I’m sure he was at some point during the Philadelphia Phillies’ 7-4 victory over the Washington Nationals last night. This guy takes the early lead for “Stupidest Headwear of the Week” honors, but with the 137th running of the Kentucky Derby set to take […]

  • Watch Doug Flutie’s Daughter Alexa Ride A Mechanical Bull (Video)

    Watch Doug Flutie’s Daughter Alexa Ride A Mechanical Bull (Video)

    We are not quite sure if Alexa Flutie inherited any of her father’s athletic genes, but if there are any sexy genes swimming around in Doug Flutie’s DNA, she definitely inherited those. For those hoping to get a better look at Alexa, they can now do so by watching the New England Patriots play every […]

  • Lakers Lose Again, Ron Artest Clotheslines J.J. Barea In The Face (Video)

    Lakers Lose Again, Ron Artest Clotheslines J.J. Barea In The Face (Video)

    The Dallas Mavericks have gone from road weary to road warriors in the playoffs.  After finally getting the monkey off their back and finding success on the road in Game 6 of their first round series against the Portland Trail Blazers, the Mavs have strung together three straight road wins, including victories in Games 1 […]

  • This Day In Sports History (May 5th) – Boston Celtics

    This Day In Sports History (May 5th) – Boston Celtics

    It was on this day in 1969 that the Boston Celtics and Los Angeles Lakers played Game 7 of the NBA finals.  The Celtics would go on to win the game 108-106, giving Boston their 11th NBA championship in 13 years. Despite the Celtics recent dominance, they were actually considered underdogs, as the Lakers boasted […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night — 5/4/11 — Devin Setoguchi

    The Stat Line Of The Night — 5/4/11 — Devin Setoguchi

    After winning the first two games at home, the San Jose Sharks traveled to Detroit with the opportunity put a stranglehold on the series with a Game 3 victory.  Unlike the first two games in San Jose, the Sharks were not necessarily the better team on the ice in this game, however, they did have […]