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  • CoverGirl Responds to Controversial Photoshopped CoverGirl NFL Ad (Pics)

    CoverGirl Responds to Controversial Photoshopped CoverGirl NFL Ad (Pics)

    Late last week, before we all forgot about the NFL’s domestic violence problem and started focusing on its child abuse problem, a very shocking photoshopped CoverGirl NFL ad depicting a model with a black eye vent viral. CoverGirl, you see, is the “official beauty sponsor of the NFL,” meaning they pay the league a ton […]

  • Female Colombian Cycling Team Wearing Suits That Make Them Look Naked (Pic)

    Female Colombian Cycling Team Wearing Suits That Make Them Look Naked (Pic)

    The new female Colombian cycling team uniforms are here! Normally, we wouldn’t be so excited, but these things are effing hilarious. They went for a traditional outfit, then sprayed a giant gold stripe across the middle. Only the gold looks flesh-colored. And the shading makes it look like you can see the Colombian cycling team’s […]

  • Jeter Collection Unveiled by Nike’s Jordan Brand (Pics)

    Jeter Collection Unveiled by Nike’s Jordan Brand (Pics)

    The Derek Jeter collection by the Jordan brand of Nike has been announced, and Yankee haters may want to turn the other way. In addition to the pinstriped little number that you can check out at the top of this page, we’ve got another shoe that will more than likely remind you of the Bronx […]

  • Canadian Football Goal Posts Aren’t In the Best Location (Video)

    Canadian Football Goal Posts Aren’t In the Best Location (Video)

    For those of you who are like, “I think Canadian football goal posts are situated very safely and unobtrusively on the field,” I would like to offer a rebuttal: They aren’t. While you’re busy collecting evidence to support your argument, allow me to share some to support mine. This video, for example. In it, a Canadian […]

  • Derek Jeter Retirement Gifts Power Rankings: Every One from Worst to First

    Derek Jeter Retirement Gifts Power Rankings: Every One from Worst to First

    Legendary Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter is very old. For that reason he is retiring at the end of this year. And, like all future Hall of Famers these days, that means Derek Jeter got a season-long farewell tour, wherein each and every team the Yankees visited was legally obligated to lavish the Captain with gifts he could […]

  • Apparently Drake is an Oregon Ducks Fan Now? (Pic)

    Apparently Drake is an Oregon Ducks Fan Now? (Pic)

    As you may know, Aubrey Graham, a.k.a. Drake, has an ever-rotating and expanding series of sports allegiances that fit into three basic categories. The first category consists of teams from his home town of Toronto, such as the Toronto Raptors. The second consists of teams with star players whom Drake wants to (or already has) […]

  • Darren Sproles Unstoppable in Eagles’ Huge Comeback Win Over Colts (Videos)

    Darren Sproles Unstoppable in Eagles’ Huge Comeback Win Over Colts (Videos)

    They’re just two games into the 2014 season, and the high-octane Chip Kelly offense definitely needs a little fine tuning. But so far Darren Sproles is starting to look like a pretty good pickup for the Philadelphia Eagles. Last night the second string “running back” was pretty much unstoppable, sparking Philly to a thrilling comeback […]

  • NFL Arrests: 11 Most Common Crimes Committed by NFL Players

    NFL Arrests: 11 Most Common Crimes Committed by NFL Players

    Well this certainly isn’t how the league was hoping things would go. Two weeks into the 2014 NFL season, and so far the biggest stories are about players who beat their wives and children. First it was the video of Ray Rice punching his wife in the elevator of an Atlantic City casino. Now Adrian Peterson has been […]

  • Angry Peyton Manning Targets Julius Thomas This Time Around (Video)

    Angry Peyton Manning Targets Julius Thomas This Time Around (Video)

    Angry Peyton Manning is making more and more appearances as the Denver Broncos QB gets further and further into his career. While some players get calmer with age, we’ve always had the feeling that Peyton Manning has a compulsion for more titles, and with the Super Bowl loss last year, that window might be getting […]

  • Adrian Peterson Reinstated by Minnesota Vikings for Week 3

    Adrian Peterson Reinstated by Minnesota Vikings for Week 3

    After realizing that they would like to have their elite running back playing for them, the Minnesota Vikings had Adrian Peterson reinstated for week 3. This is following a controversy regarding Peterson’s arrest for abusing his child in what’s believed to be a case of discipline run amok. The team had Adrian Peterson reinstated after […]