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  • Carlos Gomez Robs Joey Votto of Home Run…Again (Videos)

    Carlos Gomez Robs Joey Votto of Home Run…Again (Videos)

    Last July, Milwaukee Brewers center fielder Carlos Gomez gave us one of the most exciting endings to a baseball game we saw all season. With the Brewers up 4-3 and trying to close out the Reds in the top of the 9th, Joey Votto came to the plate with a runner on first and two […]

  • Donald Sterling Has Prostate Cancer

    Donald Sterling Has Prostate Cancer

    Reviled Clippers owner Donald Sterling has been battling prostate cancer for at least two years. Apparently it was so bad at one point that some people who knew about it back then thought his death was immanent. I thought about giving this post a really snarky headline like, “NBA Cancer Donald Sterling Has Cancer.” But […]

  • Seinfeld x Donald Sterling Racist Recording Mash-Up is Hilarious (Video)

    Seinfeld x Donald Sterling Racist Recording Mash-Up is Hilarious (Video)

    George Costanza may have had his fair share of troubles during his time with the New York Yankees, but he never had to deal with anything other than accidental racism. So it’s fun to imagine how he’d mesh with recently disgraced Clippers owner Don Sterling, in some kind of parallel universe where George moves to […]

  • This Day In Sports History (May 2nd) — Lou Gehrig

    This Day In Sports History (May 2nd) — Lou Gehrig

    It was on this day in 1939 that Lou Gehrig’s consecutive games streak ended.  The streak was halted at 2,130 after Gehrig sat out a game against the Detroit Tigers, which the Yankees would go on to win by a score of 22-2. Gehrig’s consecutive games streak would be one of his greatest achievements and […]

  • Alabama Grocery Store Advertises “Jameis Winston King Crab Legs”

    Alabama Grocery Store Advertises “Jameis Winston King Crab Legs”

    When Jameis Winston got busted for trying to steal crab legs from a Publix grocery store, I imagine that everyone in the crab industry immediately started seeing dollar signs and hearing cash register sounds. But the first retailer to cash in on crab leg mania is Jack’s Foodland in Alabama. The manager of Jack’s Foodland is reportedly […]

  • ‘Oklahoman’ Newspaper Apologizes for Kevin Durant “Mr. Unreliable” Headline

    ‘Oklahoman’ Newspaper Apologizes for Kevin Durant “Mr. Unreliable” Headline

    Kevin Durant disappointed many with his 40 percent shooting in the first five games of the Oklahoma City Thunder’s playoff series against the Memphis Grizzlies—including, apparently, hometown paper The Oklahoman, which dubbed Durant “Mr. Unreliable” in a big, bold headline earlier today. The headline drew a storm of controversy, enough so that the paper released a […]

  • This Minor League Prank Is Pretty Funny, Unless You’re A Chicken (Video)

    This Minor League Prank Is Pretty Funny, Unless You’re A Chicken (Video)

    To be clear, I wasn’t using the figurative use of “chicken” like “coward,” in the title—but rather chicken like, “that animal we order at restaurants when we don’t really know what we want.” Allow me to explain… When you’re a minor league team situated in El Paso, you can’t really expect fun to come to […]