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  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/5/10 – Amare Stoudemire

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/5/10 – Amare Stoudemire

    The Suns were looking to maintain home court advantage against the Spurs as game 2 went down in Phoenix Wednesday night. This is no easy task as the Spurs have owned the Suns in playoff basketball for years. So Amare Stoudemire stepped in and basically gave the basketball equivalent of saying “My house”. Stoudemire ripped […]

  • Only Two People In The World Can Do This (GIF)

    Only Two People In The World Can Do This (GIF)

    This is absolutely crazy.  I would have a tough time finding someone who could do this trick using their hands, so to witness someone execute it so flawlessly with the help of only their index fingers is nothing short of ridiculous.  And to think that I thought gymnastics was only interesting when it involved face […]

  • Vancouver Cabbies Warned To Beware Of Patrick “20 Cents” Kane

    Vancouver Cabbies Warned To Beware Of Patrick “20 Cents” Kane

    With the Western Conference semi-final series between the Blackhawks and Canucks headed back to Vancouver for Game 3 tonight, a warning has been issued to all local cabbies:  Beware of Patrick “Twenty Cent” Kane. In an effort to better prepare these men and women behind the wheel, the front page of the Vancouver 24 Hours […]

  • Rutgers Kid Provides Another Epic Face Plant

    Rutgers Kid Provides Another Epic Face Plant

    Not only did this guy finish the sprint in second-to-last place, but he couldn’t even prevent himself from falling face first into the fence in the back of the end zone.  How embarrassing!  And the worst part of all is that for some reason there was someone in the stands recording the entire thing. As […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Kobe Is National Geographic’s Latest Cover Boy

    Picture Of The Day: Kobe Is National Geographic’s Latest Cover Boy

    Kobe Bryant has become a household name in the sporting world, and it has therefore come as little surprise to see his face plastered all over magazines and television sets everywhere.  Even his very own MVPuppet has used his name to gain recognition across the country. So when the Los Angeles Times decided to put […]

  • Another Phillies Fan Runs Onto The Field, But No Taser?

    Another Phillies Fan Runs Onto The Field, But No Taser?

    Thanks to 17-year-old Steve Consalvi, it appears as though running onto the field at Citizens Bank Park in an attempt to get tased by security has become the cool thing to do in Philadelphia.  His actions on Monday night were enough to inspire 32-year-old Thomas Betz to do the same during the ninth inning of […]

  • Another Video Of Tatiata Kozhevnikova’s Powerful Vagina (SFW)

    Another Video Of Tatiata Kozhevnikova’s Powerful Vagina (SFW)

    It has been a while since we checked in with our favorite Russian vagina, which belongs to 42-year-old Tatiata Kozhevnikova. The current world record holder for the strongest minge has been keeping things tight down there, and she has yet another video to prove it.  Perhaps Tatiata should consider putting together some sort of instructional […]

  • Introducing The San Jose Sharks Olympic Diving Team (Video)

    Introducing The San Jose Sharks Olympic Diving Team (Video)

    The San Jose Sharks have now taken a 3-0 stranglehold on their Western Conference semi-final series against the Detroit Red Wings.  Much of that can be attributed to the strong play from their second line, consisting of Joe Pavalski, Devin Setoguchi and Ryan Clowe.  Another key to their stellar play has been the resurgence of […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 5/4/10 — Kobe Bryant

    The Stat Line of the Night — 5/4/10 — Kobe Bryant

    The Jazz are in all kinds of trouble in their Western Conference Playoff series with the Lakers.  Boozer and Millsap are playing as well as they can, but the Lakers big men just seem dominant.  The man that is getting to the basket at will, however, is a man the Jazz have never really been […]

  • USHL Hockey Goalie Shoots and Scores (Video)

    USHL Hockey Goalie Shoots and Scores (Video)

    Fargo Force goaltender Ryan Massa eyes an empty net, flips it down the length of the ice and scores a goal in game two of the USHL Clark Cup Finals against Green Bay. Somebody get a cup of coffee for this announcer. Sure, he’s probably a homer for the losing team, but how about a […]

  • Picture Of The Day: This Is Recreation?

    Picture Of The Day: This Is Recreation?

    Recreation? What kind of recreation do you do in your town? Whatever it is it isn’t as awesome as this place. This town likes to have fun with big ol’ knives. Tennis? Nope. Basketball? Nope. Have a catch with your son? Nah. Kill things and hunt with massive knives? You betcha! And I bet that […]

  • Dan Carcillo Talks About Marc Savard’s Biting (Video)

    Dan Carcillo Talks About Marc Savard’s Biting (Video)

    The Philadelphia Flyers’ Dan Carcillo looks like a cross between Michael Kelso of “That 70′s Show” and your pick of any of heavy metal’s lead guitarists. Here he talks about being bitten by the Bruins’ Marc Savard. Looks to me that Carcillo is just jealous of Savard having front teeth. In fact, maybe Savard was […]

  • 2 Wild Deer Break Into Wisconsin Bar During Bucks Game (Videos)

    2 Wild Deer Break Into Wisconsin Bar During Bucks Game (Videos)

    So two deer walk into a bar… Seriously, two deer walked into a bar in during game 7 of the Milwaukee Bucks vs. Atlanta Hawks series. Here’s the bad news: neither the real deer nor the basketball Bucks fared very well in their battles. One of the deer was all bloodied up and both were […]

  • Phillies Fan Tased During Game (Videos)

    Phillies Fan Tased During Game (Videos)

    It’s all fun and laughs when you hop the wall to run on the field at a sporting event. The chubby security guards are always a step too slow, the crowd is going nuts cheering for you and you feel faster than Usain Bolt. But then you are dropped to the ground faster than you […]