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  • Israeli Soccer Team’s Trick Play Catches Goalie Off-Guard (Video)

    Israeli Soccer Team’s Trick Play Catches Goalie Off-Guard (Video)

    Those Israelis, always strategizing. Here we see a trick play on a free kick that actually doesn’t seem to confuse too many people but the opposing goalie, but I suppose if you can kick over the wall to begin with, that’s really the only person you need to confuse. The play starts with the kicker […]

  • This Lacrosse Brawl Is Epic (Video)

    This Lacrosse Brawl Is Epic (Video)

    Canadians sure do love sports brawls. Hockey games, baseball games, lacrosse games—whatever the sport, if it’s played in Canada, there’ll be a brawl sooner or later. I blame it on all the free healthcare. If they had to pay for the stitches out of their own pocket, it would be a different story. (I should […]

  • The 15 Worst Championship Rings Of All Time

    The 15 Worst Championship Rings Of All Time

    Over the last month or so I’ve looked at a lot of really amazing championship rings. And while it’s been fun looking at the best the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB have to offer, I’m ready for something different. So today I’m doing a list of the 15 worst championship rings of all time. Now, […]

  • Female Jockey Chantal Sutherland Bares All for Vanity Fair (Photo)

    Female Jockey Chantal Sutherland Bares All for Vanity Fair (Photo)

    Some people call Chantal Sutherland “the Danica Patrickof horse racing.”It’s a pretty stupid comparison, seeing as how Sutherland is 6 years older than Patrick, has been racing a lot longer, and is a hell of a lot more successful. I mean, Chantal Sutherland has almost 1,000 career victories, $45 million in winnings, and is the […]

  • DJ Porter Remixes John Tortorella’s Post-Game Press Conferences (Video)

    DJ Porter Remixes John Tortorella’s Post-Game Press Conferences (Video)

    New York Rangers coach John Tortorella isn’t known for being a particularly floral speaker. His terse, straightforward answers may not give reporters much to work with in terms of insight or context, but the simplistic nature of his responses lend themselves very well to the remix treatment courtesy of DJ Steve Porter. DJ Steve Porter […]

  • Coming Soon (Maybe): The Bikini Hockey League

    Coming Soon (Maybe): The Bikini Hockey League

    Hold the phone. We just got some great news. You know that Lingerie Football League-shaped hole in your heart that’s been empty ever since the LFL announced it was going on hiatus this year? Well, it’s gonna get filled…by the Bikini Hockey League. No, really. Bikini Hockey. But don’t compare it to Lingerie Football. It’s […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night – 5/14/12 – Jon Lester

    Stat Line Of The Night – 5/14/12 – Jon Lester

    The Boston Red Sox got off to a very slow start on the season, and they sit in last place in the American League East, 2.5 games behind the Toronto Blue Jays.  Only recently has Boston been able to play well consistently, and they went into Monday night’s contest against the Seattle Mariners on a […]

  • Another Dirty Hit at the IIHF World Championships (Video)

    Another Dirty Hit at the IIHF World Championships (Video)

    The Stanley Cup Playoffs got off to a violent start this year, with dirty hit after dirty hit grabbing the headlines. And apparently, all this aggression has spilled over into hockey’s version of the NIT—IIHF World Championships. First there was the dirty hit on Kazakhstan’s Roman Starchenko by France’s Sacha Treille. (Yes, France has a […]

  • Serena Williams Debut Rap Song Leaked (Video)

    Serena Williams Debut Rap Song Leaked (Video)

    I think it would be a more newsworthy story if we found out that Serena Williams DIDN’T have a rap song lost in teh archives somewhere, but since it was recently found, we might as well share it with the world and offer a critique using Total Pro Sports’ laser-sharp musical acumen. Serena Williams has […]

  • Lamborghini Murcielago Wrapped In Leopard Print…. WTF? (Pics)

    Lamborghini Murcielago Wrapped In Leopard Print…. WTF? (Pics)

    Lamborghinis seem to be the car of choice for people who are deathly afraid that they won’t get noticed. As if a $400,000 low-slung sports car that looks like a stealth fighter isn’t enough, the most popular colors for these cars seem to be yellow, orange, and lime green. Well, considering how those are the […]

  • USHL Hockey Goalie Makes Wicked Bare-Handed Save (Video)

    USHL Hockey Goalie Makes Wicked Bare-Handed Save (Video)

    You don’t hear an awful lot about the United States Hockey League, or USHL. It doesn’t attract the top young (ages 15-20) hockey talent, so it doesn’t get as much attention from hockey media and scouts as Canadian junior leagues like the WHL, QMJHL, and OHL. However, it is the top junior hockey league in […]

  • 11 Pro Athletes Turned Team Owners

    11 Pro Athletes Turned Team Owners

    Do athletes make good team owners? Well, at the very least, pro athletes (successful ones, anyway) do gain a certain kind of experience that very few people have. They know what it feels like to win and, theoretically, what it takes to win. Moreover, you would think that, having played themselves, they could bridge any […]