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  • Denis Grebeshkov Out Several Weeks After Testicle Surgery

    Denis Grebeshkov Out Several Weeks After Testicle Surgery

    Life in Nashville couldn’t have started off any worse for Denis Grebeshkov.  Less than a week after being traded from the Edmonton Oilers to the Predators, the newly acquired defenseman took a shot to the groin during a game against the Vancouver Canucks. Unfortunately, that act of bravery pretty much turned his “meat and potatoes” […]

  • South Africa Orders a Billion Condoms for World Cup

    South Africa Orders a Billion Condoms for World Cup

    South Africa is hosting the World Cup this summer, but that’s not the only thing they plan on hosting.  They expect a lot of sex – a billion of sex to be exact.  No, that’s not hyperbole, either.   And where there is lots of intermingling and sex, there is a slew of sexually transmitted […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 3/9/10 – Deron Williams

    The Stat Line of the Night – 3/9/10 – Deron Williams

    The Utah Jazz are making a case as one of the elite teams in the NBA this year.  Although they started off slow, their point guard and leader has dragged them back into contention.  Last night was a great example of how Deron can dictate the pace and result of a game almost single-handedly.  While […]

  • Soccer Player Dies in Brazil After Floor Pierces Abdomen (Video)

    Soccer Player Dies in Brazil After Floor Pierces Abdomen (Video)

    Here’s a story that will make you wince in pain just thinking about it and shrug off any future minor splinters.  A futsal soccer player died in Brazil after a piece of the court’s wooden floor pierced his abdomen.  It looked as if the 23-year old player was fully alert and well as he was […]

  • Capitals Alexander Semin Shootout Fail (Video)

    Capitals Alexander Semin Shootout Fail (Video)

    You have your highlight reel shootout goals and your lowlight reel shootout attempts.  A penalty shot (or shootout attempt) is not quite the equivalent to a wide open layup/dunk attempt in basketball, because you have to actually get it past someone, but failing to execute your move and blundering could result in the same type […]

  • Picture of the Day: Uh Oh. You Have STD’s

    Picture of the Day: Uh Oh. You Have STD’s

    Judging by the looks of the two announcers, it looks as if the guy on the right was the giver of the STD and the guy on the left is the new recipient. Just sucks that he had to find that out while they were doing a live broadcast of a college basketball game. Finding […]

  • Sumo Wrestler Steals an ATM from a Moscow Shop

    Sumo Wrestler Steals an ATM from a Moscow Shop

    You always wondered why these sumo wrestlers gained all that weight and became the size of an elephant. Why would they need to be that big?  Why would they need to be so strong? Why not create a lightweight division?  Well now we know. In Moscow, an enormous man that is thought to be a […]

  • Bikers Take Most Dangerous Ride Ever (Video)

    Bikers Take Most Dangerous Ride Ever (Video)

    This video is amazing in and of itself. But it leaves me wondering — did they find some peyote up in the hills and eat it? Is someone paying them to take this ride? Are they just clinically insane? I wouldn’t even walk this trail, let alone ride a dirt bike on it. I’m all […]

  • Hot Brazilian Chicks Dig Ice Skating (Video)

    Hot Brazilian Chicks Dig Ice Skating (Video)

    Get yourself some super-hot chicks in bikinis on ice skates, a host dressed up in a french maid outfit with high heels, some wacky game show-type music and voila! Foreign TV at its finest. This moment in ridiculous TV history is brought to you by the fine people in Brazil. The task for the girls […]

  • 2010 NHL Fantasy 3 Stars: Week 20

    2010 NHL Fantasy 3 Stars: Week 20

    The twentieth week of NHL Fantasy 3 Stars has two members from Team Canada fresh off their Gold Medal performance, a talented young winger returning from injury and another talented young winger who’s name you should start to become familiar with because you’ll be hearing it a lot in the future. This weeks honorable mention […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 3/8/10 – Edwin Ubiles

    The Stat Line of the Night – 3/8/10 – Edwin Ubiles

    For most people college basketball’s championship week won’t start until Thursday and Friday.  For those in smaller conferences, it began a few days ago.  Last night, with the Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference championship on the line, the Sienna Saints rallied from a 39-28 halftime deficit to defeat the Fairfield Stags and capture their 3rd straight […]

  • Aaaaand, He still makes the shot! (GIF)

    Aaaaand, He still makes the shot! (GIF)

    “Safe by an inch.” It is a phrase you may often hear at a baseball game, but sometimes it is just as applicable in rally car racing.  As a case in point, we bring you this guy, who thought he was getting a great view, but almost ended up becoming the main focus.  Luckily he […]

  • Marc Savard Stretchered Off The Ice After A Dirty Matt Cooke Hit

    Marc Savard Stretchered Off The Ice After A Dirty Matt Cooke Hit

    Cutting across the middle of the ice has never been a good idea in the NHL.  Especially when Matt Cooke of the Pittsburgh Penguins is on the ice.  He was suspended for two games earlier in the season after delivering a vicious check to the head of New York Rangers forward Artem Anisimov.  Yesterday afternoon […]

  • Reebok Offers $10,000 Reward For Return Of Crosby’s Olympic Gear

    Reebok Offers $10,000 Reward For Return Of Crosby’s Olympic Gear

    NHL superstar Sidney Crosby has had himself an interesting past few weeks.  Not only did he score what may be one of the greatest goals in Canadian hockey history, but he is now responsible for one of the biggest manhunts, or should we say equipment-hunts, of the year. Following his game winning goal in overtime […]

  • Picture Of The Day – Texans Bear Now Comes With Built-In Vagina

    Picture Of The Day – Texans Bear Now Comes With Built-In Vagina

    Since when does a bear have anything to do with the NFL’s Houston Texans?  And since when do stuffed bears have vaginas?  I think the people in the front office at Reliant Stadium have some explaining to do. The NFL has always had a fairly decent selection of merchandise for your average animal lover, but […]