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  • Team China Sexual Stretches at the Olympics (Video)

    Team China Sexual Stretches at the Olympics (Video)

    What’s Team China preparing for here — some ice dancing or some gang banging?  Take a look at these two Chinese Olympic athletes stretching by the closed concession stand in preparation for Lord knows what competition it is they’re participating in. The Chinese lady is doing some serious lower back and neck stretches, as if […]

  • Snowboarder Lindsey Jacobellis Nyquil Ad is, um, Depressing

    Snowboarder Lindsey Jacobellis Nyquil Ad is, um, Depressing

    I’m not quite sure what to make of the following Nyquil advertisement.  The medicine is supposed to help with a cold and give you a better night’s rest “for a better [looking] tomorrow.”  However, they’ve depicted U.S. snowboarder Lindsey Jacobellis as if she has just overdosed on the medicine (like a few celebrities have in […]

  • Olympic Ski Kitty (PIC)

    Olympic Ski Kitty (PIC)

    If you’re taking your kitten out for a little stroll in the dead of winter, why not try giving it some Olympic ski goggles?  Then your little kitty can feel like Lindsay Vonn as it saunters about in the snow.  Heck, even the gold bell around its neck can be the pseudo gold medal.  If […]

  • Jimmy Johnson Now Sells ExtenZe in New Commercial

    Jimmy Johnson Now Sells ExtenZe in New Commercial

    How bout them Cowboys?! How bout those…penis enhancement pills? Jimmy Johnson is appearing in a new ad to promote “ExtenZe”, a pill that supposedly increases your size, your pleasure, and I’m sure does housework too. Seriously — how much money does one person need? Did Jimmy Johnson have some money invested with Bernie Madoff? Does […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 2/15/10 – Kemba Walker

    The Stat Line of the Night – 2/15/10 – Kemba Walker

    The University of Connecticut men’s basketball program has had an extremely tough year in the Big East.  Although they were projected to be one of the top teams in the country to start the season, a litany of tough losses has thrust them to the brink of of not making the NCAA tournament for the […]

  • Trust (PIC)

    Trust (PIC)

    Everyone always talks about how golf is not really a team sport. Everyone clearly hasn’t seen this picture. Obviously no one would recommend this to their friends, especially if your friends with Charles Barkley, but you have to respect anyone who would agree to lay down and have someone tee off of their…umm…behind. Oh and […]

  • Hockey Game Video Board Marriage Proposal Goes Wrong

    Hockey Game Video Board Marriage Proposal Goes Wrong

    There’s typically a code of conduct when it comes to a wedding proposal. Now, some guys might be under the assumption that because they just spent all of their life savings on a ring that they should be able to propose however the hell they want.  I think that’s relatively fair, but you have to […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 2/14/10 – Dwyane Wade

    The Stat Line of the Night – 2/14/10 – Dwyane Wade

    All-Star Weekend was not all that entertaining this year, until the actual game.  The Rookie Challenge was alright, and the dunk contest fell on its face, but Dwyane Wade made the actual All-Star Game fun and relevant.  The East had a lot of great stars but Wade definitely won the night as well as the […]

  • The ‘Urinal Bowl’ (PIC)

    The ‘Urinal Bowl’ (PIC)

    A goalpost in a urinal? Why not? Check the pic — the urinal cake looks like a domed stadium. I bet this is helpful for those spaztic pee guys. And if we can get them to keep it in their own urinals, then it’s a victory for all of us. Unless this guy shows up […]

  • Do Steroids Cause Bitch Tits? (PIC)

    Do Steroids Cause Bitch Tits? (PIC)

    The debate as to whether the use of steriods could lead to future health or physical abnormalities has been highly debated for decades. After some research, TPS was able to uncover some concrete evidence to support the argument that yes in-fact steriods can cause serious physical mutations. If you don’t believe us, just check out […]

  • Did He Just Celebrate By Biting His…? (GIF)

    Did He Just Celebrate By Biting His…? (GIF)

    When it comes to celebrations, soccer rarely disappoints.  Sometimes they may be quite comical, and other times they can be a little too homoerotic for some.  Let’s chalk this one up as a bit of both.  Unlike Cristiano Ronaldo, this guy was not afraid of his teammate’s member.  In fact, he seems to be quite […]

  • 25 Hot Female Olympians to Watch For In Vancouver

    25 Hot Female Olympians to Watch For In Vancouver

    We all know that the world of sports is littered with hot female athletes.  When it comes to the Summer Games, you may find yourself staring at the likes of Allison Stoke, Alizee Paradis, Leryn Franco, or any other these 2008 olympians.  As for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, there will once again be […]

  • Georgian Luger Dies after Horrifying Crash at Olympics (Video)

    Georgian Luger Dies after Horrifying Crash at Olympics (Video)

    Tragedy has struck the Winter Olympics. I can’t imagine the 2010 Vancouver Games starting off on a more sour note than it has with this horrific, heart-wrenching, accident that occurred to a Georgian Luger, Nodar Kumaritsashvili, during a trial run. Coming around one of the bends, his luge flung him off the track, sending him […]

  • Warning! Exercise Can Cause Visible Side Effects

    Warning! Exercise Can Cause Visible Side Effects

    Exercising is never a bad idea.  It is a great way to get into shape and feel better about yourself, as long as you stay within your limits and refrain from getting hurt. However, there may very well be some side effects experienced from working out too much, especially when it involves the use of […]