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  • Picture Of The Day: This Flasher Is Not Friendly On The Eyes

    Picture Of The Day: This Flasher Is Not Friendly On The Eyes

    Ever wonder why some stadiums feel the need to cut off alcohol consumption at times?  Perhaps it is an attempt to keep the shirts on the fat chicks.  If that is in fact the case, it appears as though they are failing miserably in Arizona, and as a result, several fans were left to suffer […]

  • Dallas Digs Dirk, And They Have A Music Video To Prove It

    Dallas Digs Dirk, And They Have A Music Video To Prove It

    With many of the NBA’s biggest superstars packing their bags and heading to a new destination this summer, the fans of the Dallas Mavericks feared that the same would happen to their All-Star center, Dirk Nowitzki.  Fortunately for them, the highly-touted free agent decided to stay with the Mavs after signing a four-year, $80-million deal […]

  • DeWanna Bonner Had The WNBA’s Best/Worst Name

    DeWanna Bonner Had The WNBA’s Best/Worst Name

    “With the fifth pick of the 2009 WNBA Draft, the Phoenix Mercury select DeWanna Bonner.”  Wait, what did you ask me?  Do I want a what? With names like Destinee Hooker out there, it may be tough to call this the greatest name in sports, but I think it is fair to say that DeWanna […]

  • Camden Yards Security Refuses To Run After Field Trespasser

    Camden Yards Security Refuses To Run After Field Trespasser

    Did I miss something here?  Are the security personnel at Camden Yards on strike?  Or are they just the laziest crew in the Major Leagues?  How else can one explain their lack of effort in detaining this young field trespasser during last night’s game against the Minnesota Twins. In all seriousness, this must be some […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 7/22/10 – Alex Rodriguez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 7/22/10 – Alex Rodriguez

    Yankees fans were treated to some fireworks last night as the lowly Royals came to town. Journeyman Bruce Chen took the bump for the hapless Royals, and the Bronx Bombers wiped off their drool long enough to batter him around. Chief among them was the surging Alex Rodriguez. ARod went off on Chen and the […]

  • Joakim Noah Goes Bong Shopping (Pics)

    Joakim Noah Goes Bong Shopping (Pics)

    Seeing a seven foot man with frizzy, freakish hair, a puffy winter jacket, and his jogging pants tucked into his socks shopping for a bong on Chicago’s North Side shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.  And when you find out that the man is none other than Bulls’ center Joakim Noah, such an image […]

  • Brazilian Soccer Club Lays A Beatdown On The Media

    Brazilian Soccer Club Lays A Beatdown On The Media

    If you thought New York Rangers’ head coach John Tortorella was the media’s worst nightmare, think again. Sure, Torts may have a knack for blowing up on the men with the microphones, but he has always managed to keep his cool just enough to refrain from engaging in a physical confrontation with them.  Unfortunately, the […]

  • Herd Of Sheep Interrupt 17th Stange Of Tour de France (Video)

    Herd Of Sheep Interrupt 17th Stange Of Tour de France (Video)

    Why did the sheep cross the road?  To interrupt the Tour de France! The unforgiving ascent up the mountains is difficult enough, but these sheep decided to throw another obstacle in the riders path during their climb up the Col du Soulor.  Fortunately, the riders were able to steer clear of this wandering herd during […]

  • Semaphore Arbitrage Sure Bet System

    Semaphore Arbitrage Sure Bet System

    <img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-36712" title="She wants to know" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/ Semaphore Arbitrage Sure Bet System wp-content/uploads/2010/07/She-wants-to-know.jpg” alt=”She wants to know” width=”322″ height=”592″ /> It may be one of the greatest debates among male sports fans across the world:  Are girls who love sports hot?  Much like the question of whether muscular girls are sexy, this is […]

  • Get This Soccer Player Some Pom Poms (Video)

    Get This Soccer Player Some Pom Poms (Video)

    With a new season about to kick off, Polish club Lech Poznan was set to introduce their fans to this year’s squad, but before doing so, the club’s junior cheerleaders had a dance number prepared.  However, Colombian defender Manuel Arboleda could not wait and decided to steal the show from these young females. He may […]

  • Alan Belcher Demonstrates Rear Naked Choke On A Baby (Video)

    Alan Belcher Demonstrates Rear Naked Choke On A Baby (Video)

    Cruel or cute?  That is the question you will be asking yourself after seeing MMA fighter Alan Belcher use this tiny infant to demonstrate the proper technique for a rear naked choke. The volunteer was six-month-old Ava, the daughter of Belcher.  But before you consider calling child services on the man with the worst tattoo […]

  • Yankees’ Ball Boy Makes A Great Grab

    Yankees’ Ball Boy Makes A Great Grab

    If they Yankees were ever looking for some help in the field, they may not have to look too far.  It appears as though they have a diamond in the rough of their own working the third base line at Yankee Stadium, and his name is not Alex Rodriguez. To be brutally honest, we don’t […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 7/21/10 – Pedro Alvarez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 7/21/10 – Pedro Alvarez

    Pedro Alvarez was the second overall pick in the 2008 MLB draft. Apparently, he likes that number 2. Alvarez crushed two home runs for the second game in a row as the Pirates beat the Milwaukee Brewers 15-3 Wednesday night in Pittsburgh. Alvarez may have pushed the Brewers closer to trading some of their big […]

  • Cat Fight! (GIF)

    Cat Fight! (GIF)

    It sure is sexy seeing a good looking brunette have her hair pulled from behind.  Especially when the person doing the pulling is another female.  The only thing that seems to be missing here was a strap-on, although I don’t believe the NCAA allows those on the field during soccer games. Thanks again Elizabeth Lambert […]

  • Amateur Soccer Provides Yet Another Kung Fu Kick To The Chest

    Amateur Soccer Provides Yet Another Kung Fu Kick To The Chest

    It seems as though this guy has been watching a little too much World Cup soccer, and after seeing Holland’s Nigel De Jong deliver a vicious kung fu kick to the chest of Spain’s Xabi Alonso during the final, he likely thought to himself, “If the pros can do it, why can’t I?”. Much to […]