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The Stat Line of the Night — 2/3/10 — Vince Carter
Since arriving in Orlando in the offseason, Vince Carter has been mediocre at best, but mostly just ineffective. He is averaging career lows in almost every statistical category. Last night he seemed to snap out of that a bit, even if it was only for one night. In an inspired effort Vinsanity led his Magic […]
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Stupid Guy Vs. Treadmill (GIF)
Filed under the “Not quite as smooth as the musical group OK Go,” here is a relatively overweight man trying to make good on his New Year’s Resolution by hopping on the treadmill for a change. Of course, he hasn’t used the machine since last New Year’s, so it has some minor kinks in it […]
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12 Year-Old Bullfighter Gored in Ring
Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be bullfighters. Seems easily recognizable as an unreasonable thing for parents to do, but they roll differently down in Columbia. Before we get to the video, who lets their kid fight bulls and sends them into the ring with pink socks? Are they intentionally trying to wreck […]
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Italian Skier Wipes Out and Screams in Pain (Video)
We are coining a new term here at Total Pro Sports today. It’s called “Ski-reaming”. “Ski-reaming” is when you crash badly while skiing then scream extremely loudly because of the massive pain from the wipe out. Unfortunately for her, Nadia Fanchini is the first example of this new term, demonstrated after she loses balance and […]
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Teen Tasered During High School Basketball Game (Video)
March Madness is right around the corner. Taser Madness? Now we have that, too. It must be a new high school initiative because the tasers were doing some big time zapping recently at a high school basketball game. When you watch this video you get the feeling that this won’t be the last time you’ll […]
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Steve Nash and the Suns Remake ‘Avatar’ (Video)
How do you know when the whole “Avatar” thing is getting a bit out of hand? When MVP point guards start making short movies about it on team flights. Yep, Steve Nash really, really likes “Avatar”. I’m guessing that Robin Lopez doesn’t care much for “Avatar” anymore. Is he the better Lopez? I forget. Of […]
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The Stat Line of the Night – 2/1/10 – Sidney Crosby
If you were watching last night’s Sabres-Penguins game, I hope you didn’t take your eyes off the TV for more than a second. Because if you did, you probably missed the highlight of the night. In an 8-minute span in the 2nd period, Sid the Kid did the unthinkable: he scored 3 goals. His feat, […]
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Coach Displays Anger By Throwing Ball At Player’s Head (Video)
There are plenty of ways that a coach may attempt to get the best out of his players in sports. They may try kicking soccer balls at your car, forcing you to save each one, or suffer the consequential damages. Or perhaps they may try a little sideline swearing to fire up the troops. Then […]
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Ghana Player Sucks On Pacifier During African Cup Finals Loss
Dealing with defeat can be tough, especially when it comes in the finals of a tournament as big as the African Cup of Nations. Thankfully, one of Ghana’s players was prepared well in advance. During the finals of the African continent’s most prestigious tournament, with the score tied 0-0 between Egypt and Ghana, cameras caught […]
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Cheerleader Toss = Nothing But Net (GIF)
Trick shots have become the new fad in basketball, thanks in large part to LeBron James and several other NBA stars. James has shown that he is willing to try netting just about any type of ball from any distance. As for draining a human? Let’s leave that to these guys. So where does this […]
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Porn Star Katie Michaels Want You To Be Her Super Bowl Guest
If you are a fan of NFL football, porn, and hot women who love sex, your dream vacation is only $10,000 and a phone call away. That was the gist of an advertisement placed by Katie Michaels, star of Hustler’s Barley Legal 100, on Craigslist just over a week ago, and with millions of men […]
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Nani Scores Brilliant Goal To Lead Man U Over Arsenal (Video)
Both Arsenal and Manchester United squared off Sunday in a battle that pitted two teams giving chase to Premiership leaders, Chelsea, against one another. In the end, only one team would come out on top, and unfortunately for the hometown Gunners, that team would be Man U, thanks in large part to the brilliant performance […]
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Former WWE Star Bobby Lashley’s MMA Debut A Successful One
Joining the likes of Brock Lesnar and Lisa Marie Varon, Bobby Lashley became the latest former WWE star to enter the ring in an MMA fight, and needless to say, the transition was a success. Making his debut at a Strikeforce event in Miami this past Saturday, the monstrous Lashley took on the even larger […]
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The Stat Line of the Night – 1/31/10 – Kevin Durant
We always knew Kevin Durant would be really good, we just didn’t think it would be this soon. Yesterday he had a ridiculous game to help lead his Thunder over the lowly Golden State Warriors. It isn’t unusual for Durantula to score a lot of points this season, but he went above and beyond with […]
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Shaun White Smashes Face during Superpipe Practice (Video)
The Winter X-Games are going on right now, which can only mean one thing: The Shaun White Show has begun again. Normally in the snowboarding halfpipe competition, we come to watch White for his spectacular speed, moves, and air. This is not to say most of America truly appreciates the intricacies of the sport, but […]
