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Hugh Hefner: “I Don’t Know Who LeBron Is”
Total Pro Sports – Who would have thought that being around so many hot women with great breasts and asses would have you completely detached from the world of sports? That seems to be the case for Hugh Hefner as a simple “Kobe or LeBron” question turned out to be a difficult one for the […]
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Since When Did Opening Pitches Become So Political?
Total Pro Sports – Since President Barack Obama threw out the opening pitch for the MLB All-Star game, there seems to have been a lot of fire thrown his way from right-wing conservatives regarding his arm strength. Fox News was all over the story, and they couldn’t get enough of the fact that the ball […]
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We Will All Be Witnesses! LeBron James Dunk Tape To Be Revealed
<img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-13802" title="jordan-crawford-dunks-on-lebron-james" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jor Heal Depression Naturally dan-crawford-dunks-on-lebron-james-300×240.jpg” alt=”jordan-crawford-dunks-on-lebron-james” width=”300″ height=”240″ />Total Pro Sports – Many of you may be thinking, “if they can get footage of Erin Andrews naked squatting in front of a mirror, then why can’t we see footage of LeBron James getting dunked on?” Well apparently the wait will […]
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The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/21/09 – Cliff Lee
Total Pro Sports – With the Indians traveling into Toronto, they bound to hear about all the buzz surrounding the possible trade involving the AL’s leading candidate for this year’s Cy Young, Roy Halliday. Last night they sent a Cy Young winner of their own to the mound, last year’s winner Cliff Lee, and he […]
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Tony Romo Works Quickly, Now With Hot Blonde Named Natalie Smith
Total Pro Sports – Tony Romo is just as quick off the field as he is on it. It was only yesterday that we were talking about how was seen sucking on the face of Michelle Johnson one day after breaking up with Jessica Simpson. Now we are hearing that he has a new woman […]
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Move Over Jessica! Michelle Johnson Is Tony Romo’s New Jinx
Total Pro Sports – Dallas Cowboy fans were likely rejoicing after word got out that their starting quarterback, Tony Romo, parted ways with Jessica Simpson (at least he still has the upskirt pics to look back on). Well not so fast! It looks like there may be a new jinx in town, and this one […]
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Laker Girl’s Healthy Eating Includes Carl’s Jr. Burgers
Total Pro Sports – It’s that time of year. With the start of the NBA, NFL and NHL seasons only a few months away, training camps are beginning and decisions must be made regarding who will make the final cut, and who is going to get sent home. Not only are the athletes subjected to […]
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Leave It To Ron Artest To Explain The Anatomy Of The Williams Sisters
Total Pro Sports – Maybe Ron Artest‘s next song should be about the Williams sisters, Venus and Serena. He seems to have a couple of lines he can stick in there to make things interesting. With the Twitter world continuing to give us bloggers something to talk about, today we turn to Ron Artest, a.k.a. […]
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Andrea McNulty’s Sex Suit Against Ben Roethlisberger Gets Even More Confusing
Total Pro Sports – So you have likely heard about the story of Big Ben Roethlisberger‘s sexual law suit which was filed by Andrea McNulty, an employee at Harrah’s Hotel in Lake Tahoe. The news was delivered last night just after 7 o’clock by Pro Football Talk, who stated that a suit has been filed […]
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BJ Penn Shows Off Flexibility By Putting Leg Behind Head
Total Pro Sports – Last time we saw BJ Penn, he was jumping out of a 3-foot swimming pool, something done only by two other individuals before (Jarron Gilbert is another). This time BJ is showing off his flexibility by putting his leg behind his head. Sounds like nothing special, right? Well maybe we should […]
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Matt Baker Records 6 Second Controversial KO At King Of The Cage
Total Pro Sports – For some, six seconds is not even enough to make it to the center of the ring (unless you are Jose Aldo). For Matt Baker, it was all the time he needed to knock out his opponent, Brandon Sauve. This past weekend marked another edition of King of the Cage in […]
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Terrell Owens Shows The World His Smooth Moves
Total Pro Sports – Last night many of us were witnesses to the premiere of The T.O. Show, and as you may have expected, it was dreadful. We already knew that the man was in love with himself (who else talks about their day on the afternoon news), but now it may have come to […]
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The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/20/09 – Matt Holliday
Total Pro Sports – Last night’s battle between the Minnesota Twins and the Oakland Athletics provided a few rather strong statlines. Justin Mourneau went 3 for 5 with 2 home runs and 7 RBIs, but he was outdone by the A’s Matt Holliday, whose terrific night at the plate was the deciding factor in a […]
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Michael Jordan Shares NBC Air Time With Inflatable Penis
Total Pro Sports – While watching sports, we often become fixated on what is happening in the field of play, but sometimes a simple gaze beyond the athletes and into the crowd will uncover great things. In some instances you may catch a woman flashing the players, or maybe a horny husband grabbing at his […]
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New Getafe Kit Has Players Showing Love For The Burger King
Total Pro Sports – Chalk this one up as another WTF moment in the world of sports. Spanish soccer club Getafe has a new kit and it has the face of the King all over it. The Burger King that is. Burger King is the new sponsor of Getafe for the upcoming season and that […]
