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  • In Celebration She Just Wanted to Kiss It (PIC)

    In Celebration She Just Wanted to Kiss It (PIC)

    Form the vault of classic sports photos.  So why is Cristie Kerr kissing a penis like trophy, you ask? Well apparently ladies golf is looking for a way to motivate its players to try harder (pun intended). What better way to do that than make the trophy a phallic symbol? Congratulations to Cristie Kerr on […]

  • Girl Rubs Her Boobs on Glass During Hockey Game (Video)

    Girl Rubs Her Boobs on Glass During Hockey Game (Video)

    One of the perks that comes with sitting  front row at a hockey game is banging on the glass as the players skate past.  The boards also serve as an applause device, so any time something is worth cheering for, you can bang your little palms out on the glass.  It’s louder and it’s a […]

  • Shawn Kemp Reigns Photo Ops

    Shawn Kemp Reigns Photo Ops

    If you’re at a trendy little bar in Seattle with your friends and you want to take some classy pictures, you will probably want to ask Shawn Kemp to stay out of the photos, or at least want to ask him to take them for you instead of joining in.   Otherwise, it could get […]

  • Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    After I saw Weird Science for the first time, I dreamt that I could get a hot 80′s babe to come make me feel good about myself.  After seeing the latest Danica Patrick, GoDaddy.com, 80′s-styled commercial, I was instantly reminded of Weird Science and all the things I’d do for a skimpily clad Danica P. lookalike to bust […]

  • Felony Not Funny; Gilbert Arenas Reaches Guilty Plea Deal

    Felony Not Funny; Gilbert Arenas Reaches Guilty Plea Deal

    If there’s ever been a more bizarre NBA story in recent memory, I don’t know what it is.  The evolution of the Gilbert Arenas gun story was almost as ridiculous as the story itself.  What started as a random NBA investigation into Arenas having guns in the locker room, simply because he didn’t want them […]

  • Oh! The OHL! Zack Kassian Huge Hit on Matt Kennedy (Video)

    Oh! The OHL! Zack Kassian Huge Hit on Matt Kennedy (Video)

    I’m more of an NHL guy, if  I don’t say so myself, but I never would have thought the OHL could provide so much theater… and compelling brutality!   The top two teams in the league, the Barrie Colts and Windsor Spitfires, found themselves in the middle of a vicious cock-fight on Thursday, making rabid […]

  • Junior Seau Castrates Seabiscuit (Video)

    Junior Seau Castrates Seabiscuit (Video)

    Once upon a time, linebacker Junior Seau was known for concussing quarterbacks in the National Football League.  After 19 years, he retired and something (more limelight) gave him the crazy idea to start taking up random jobs around the sports world and actually video tape it for TV entertainment. Every week Seau takes on a […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 1/14/10 – LeBron James

    The Stat Line of the Night – 1/14/10 – LeBron James

    The big story of the night was how Sundiata Gaines – a D-League callup on a 10-day contract – nailed a buzzer-beating three-pointer to win the game for the Jazz in Utah. But LeBron James dominated the game in one of the NBA’s most difficult places to play. The King started out a bit slowly […]

  • New Axe Product Cleans Your Dirty Balls (Video)

    New Axe Product Cleans Your Dirty Balls (Video)

    Not those balls…well, kind of those balls.  Depends how you interpret this hilarious commercial.  Axe has gone all out with this one, and I’m pretty sure that you won’t be seeing this commercial on TV during primetime.  Although other commercials have gone overboard with the sex innuendos, this one is on a whole new level. […]

  • Buckeyes Mark Titus Makes Hilarious Basketball Video

    Buckeyes Mark Titus Makes Hilarious Basketball Video

    If you haven’t heard of Mark Titus, he is the proprietor of the popular blog “Club Trillion: Life views from the end of the bench”.  He is the last man on the bench for the Ohio State Buckeyes and while his blog is supposed to be about being a 12th man, it revolves more around […]

  • World Cup Stab-Proof Vests on Sale Now! No Joke

    World Cup Stab-Proof Vests on Sale Now! No Joke

    Soccer is not a game for the faint of heart.  I mean yeah, I’m talking about playing it, but mostly I’m talking about even being interested in it.  Everyone knows soccer fans are nuts and have a tendency to riot when they get upset, and the last thing anyone wants is to actually bleed to […]

  • Oops! Soccer Goalie Falls on Head During Routine Play

    Oops! Soccer Goalie Falls on Head During Routine Play

    This video is one of those embarrassing things that I’m sure this goalie wishes would just disappear.  Unfortunately for him, the internet and his aching neck will probably not let him or anyone else forget it for quite some time.  What seems like easy plays for goalies don’t always end up working out that way. […]

  • Bigfoot Beats Down Bolduc During Canucks-Wild Game (Video)

    Bigfoot Beats Down Bolduc During Canucks-Wild Game (Video)

    Oh you thought I meant the real bigfoot?  Well not exactly, but if you watch this video you could easily get confused.  During last night’s Canucks-Wild game, the Wild took firm control of the game in the 3rd period, jumping out to a 5-2 lead.  While the game was clearly out of reach for the […]

  • The Statline of the Night – 1/13/10 – Aaron Brooks

    The Statline of the Night – 1/13/10 – Aaron Brooks

    The Rockets should not have had as much trouble as they had against the Timberwolves at home in Houston on Wednesday night. It took 3 overtimes, but eventually the Rockets outlasted the Wolves 120-114. Rockets fans have Aaron Brooks to thank for saving them from an embarrassing defeat to the league’s second-worst team. Brooks led […]

  • School Pride + 9/11 = FAIL

    School Pride + 9/11 = FAIL

    Fails are always fun, but this one left me speechless.  For those of you out there who didn’t pick up on the obvious issue with this picture, I’ll clear it up for you.  What seems like an innocent sweatshirt in fact looks eerily like a plane flying into the twin towers.  And by eerily I […]