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  • Derek Jeter’s Adorable Nephew Tips Cap to Uncle After Walk-Off Hit

    Derek Jeter’s Adorable Nephew Tips Cap to Uncle After Walk-Off Hit

    For the most part, Derek Jeter‘s final game at Yankee Stadium went like it was scripted by Disney. Rain clouds give way to a rainbow…The faded hero, rejuvenated by the electricity pulsating through the stadium, steps to the plate with the game on the line…He delivers one more clutch, game-winning hit…Crowd goes wild. The only […]

  • Jeter Hits Walk-Off Single in Final Game at Yankee Stadium (Videos)

    Jeter Hits Walk-Off Single in Final Game at Yankee Stadium (Videos)

    Last night, retiring Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter took the field for the very last time at Yankee Stadium. He still has three games left in his mythical career, but for Yankees fans this was goodbye. Amazingly, if you had asked any one of those Yankees fans to script Derek Jeter’s final game at Yankee Stadium, […]

  • Juan Uribe’s Son Got Happy Feet From The Dodgers Win Last Night (Video)

    Juan Uribe’s Son Got Happy Feet From The Dodgers Win Last Night (Video)

    Juan Uribe’s son doesn’t need to be reminded of the phrase “dance like no one’s watching.” Last night, he was living that adage in the Dodgers locker room as he celebrated, along with his dad and his teammates, the Dodgers’ win that clinched the NL West division title. Remarkably, it doesn’t seem that any news outlet […]

  • This New Mario Balotelli Haircut is Crazy Even by Balotelli Standards (Pic)

    This New Mario Balotelli Haircut is Crazy Even by Balotelli Standards (Pic)

    Mario Balotelli, in preparation for Liverpool‘s match against Everton, got himself a crazy haircut.  A crazy Mario Balotelli haircut? It must be a day that ends in “y.” This time around, Mario Balotelli took his iconic bleached blonde hair, trimmed it into a mohawk, then got the Liverbird, a Liverpool symbol, shaved into the sides of […]

  • The 25 Greatest South Park Athlete Parodies of All Time

    The 25 Greatest South Park Athlete Parodies of All Time

    As you have probably heard by now, the Season 18 premiere of South Park was pretty much one long indictment of that Washington NFL team with the offensive nickname. Advertised on Fox during the Washington-Philadelphia game the Sunday before, the episode took full advantage of the fact that the U.S Patent Office had revoked the team’s trademarks, causing quite a stir. However, […]

  • Ask and Ye Shall Receive: Bill Simmons Suspended Three Weeks by ESPN

    Ask and Ye Shall Receive: Bill Simmons Suspended Three Weeks by ESPN

    Well, ESPN upheld their end of the bargain. The Worldwide Leader declared Bill Simmons suspended for three weeks after his harsh critique of Roger Goodell and confrontational statements regarding his employer went viral. It all started with this week’s edition of Simmons’s podcast, “The B.S. Report,” wherein he took Goodell to task for his role […]

  • NFL Quarterbacks Conversation on Facebook: 2014 Week 3 Wrap-Up

    NFL Quarterbacks Conversation on Facebook: 2014 Week 3 Wrap-Up

    Through three weeks of regular season action there are only three remaining undefeated teams in the NFL, and Peyton Manning’s Broncos are not one of them. As you’ve probably already assumed, that loss isn’t sitting too well with Peyton, especially because it came at the hands of the Seattle Seahawks—who also beat him during last […]

  • Kirk Cousins Swapped in for RGIII on South Park Season 18 Premiere (Pic)

    Kirk Cousins Swapped in for RGIII on South Park Season 18 Premiere (Pic)

    We thought the highly anticipated South Park Season 18 premiere was going to feature Robert Griffin III standing behind Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder as he pleaded with Eric Cartman to stop using his team’s name and logos. After all, that’s what was in the promo that aired during the Philadelphia-Washington game last Sunday. However, […]