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  • I Don’t Recommend Roof Surfing (GIF)

    I Don’t Recommend Roof Surfing (GIF)

    Does it get any dumber than this?  What did he expect would happen?  Did he actually believe that if he stayed on his surfboard, his fall from the roof would be a pleasant one? As it turns out, he wasn’t able to stay on his board, his fall was anything but pleasant, and just to […]

  • Picture Of The Day: The Unamazing Cavaliers

    Picture Of The Day: The Unamazing Cavaliers

    Poor Cleveland Cavaliers and their faithful fans. As if they already didn’t know that their team is going to suck without LeBron James, ESPN The Magazine had to remind them with this image in their Marvel Comics-inspired NBA Preview edition. As for the inspiration for the image, the following details were provided: The Amazing Spider-Man […]

  • Another Look At The Roy Halladay-Pat Burrell Stare Down (Video)

    Another Look At The Roy Halladay-Pat Burrell Stare Down (Video)

    With the Philadelphia Phillies on the brink of elimination, Roy Halladay was a man possessed on the mound last night in Game 5 of the NLCS.  However, Pat Burrell was not going to back down. Halladay is a pitcher that often intimidates batters with his pitches, but last night he was looking to strike fear […]

  • Wait…What? The 20 Funniest Sports Headlines

    Wait…What? The 20 Funniest Sports Headlines

    The sports world is rife with double entendre and pun opportunities, so it should come as no surprise that, intentionally or accidentally, print media can perhaps string some words together in a headline that might come across as a little…odd or unfortunate. Factor in headlines about a sex scandal and you’ve go the trappings of […]

  • Should We Start Calling Golfer Anthony Kim “Mr. Vegas”?

    Should We Start Calling Golfer Anthony Kim “Mr. Vegas”?

    Professional golfer Anthony Kim may not have a nickname yet, but after his last trip to Sin City, perhaps we should be calling him “Mr. Vegas.” In town for the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Kim withdrew from the tournament prior to Wednesday’s opening tee. He stated that it was the result of […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 10/21/10 – Martin Brodeur

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 10/21/10 – Martin Brodeur

    The 2010-11 NHL season has not been kind to Martin Brodeur and the New Jersey Devils thus far.  In his previous two starts, Brodeur has allowed a disappointing seven goals against on 57 shots as his Devils went on to lose both games.  But if there was one city that the 38-year-old netminder would be […]

  • 2010 NFL Fantasy Football: Week 7 Start’em, Sit’em

    2010 NFL Fantasy Football: Week 7 Start’em, Sit’em

    It can be tough to make a decision between starting or sitting specific players throughout your fantasy football season based on favorable and/or tough match-ups. TotalProSports.com is here to help you make such decisions with our weekly Start’em & Sit’em post where we will break down each position and give you some players you may […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Stay Classy Little Pandas

    Picture Of The Day: Stay Classy Little Pandas

    I just don’t understand parents these days.  They fear for their kids’ livelihood every time they see some blood or a half-boob on their television, but they have absolutely no problem dressing them up as panda bears and giving them signs that say “Phuck the Phillies.” Mom and dad must be so proud.  Stay classy […]

  • Over-Exuberant Madden Guy Is Back (Videos with NSFW Language)

    Over-Exuberant Madden Guy Is Back (Videos with NSFW Language)

    He’s back! The man that brought us what just might go down as the best Madden NFL video game commentary is back, and this time he is showing off the determination of Packers’ running back Ryan Grant. And in case you were wondering, the man who refers to himself as Gumby can also play some […]

  • The 9 Most Memorable In-Game Traditions (Videos)

    The 9 Most Memorable In-Game Traditions (Videos)

    In the old days, the only way to experience a special moment at a stadium was to be there. Well, that’s changed quickly. The internet age has enlightened tens of millions as to what goes on in big rivalry games. Is it tantamount to treason? God help us for the Beijing 2028 Olympiad where they […]